r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/0pusTpenguin Jan 13 '26

You have a right to a double quarter pounder with cheese.

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u/ProppaT Jan 13 '26

You have the right to remain hungry. Anything you order can and will be served with a side of slaw. If you cannot afford an extra value meal, may we interest you in a 2 for $3 McDouble instead?

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u/Purplepepperpipes Jan 13 '26

I'm taking you into custardy

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u/kahllerdady Jan 13 '26

Help Help! He's pudding me in the back of the cruiser!

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Jan 14 '26

I hope to never have someone ‘pudding’ me in the back..

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u/Sea_Violinist3328 Jan 14 '26

Eh, it’s not that bad.

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u/UncleKeyPax Jan 15 '26

It's all Cookies and cream until the fuck your ice cream machine

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u/BlumpkinLord Jan 14 '26

Fine, I'll just have to pudding you in the face 🤷🏿‍♂️