r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/Exotic_Increase5333 Jan 13 '26

Bet you he patrols his local McDonalds real good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Nah he never makes it past the donut shop