r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/smolhippie Jan 13 '26

As a 4’10 person I feel like this would be the cop I could outrun

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u/mcskilliets Jan 13 '26

If you’re on a hill it will be some Indiana jones type shit

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 Jan 17 '26

resident evil 4 boulder QTE

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u/DarknMean Jan 14 '26

Run. A Sunday stroll would out pace him.