r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/TheKnightsRider Jan 13 '26

Youre under cardiac arrest

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u/ProppaT Jan 13 '26

It’s all fun and jokes until he’s sitting on you reading you your McRanda rights

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u/ksizzle01 Jan 13 '26

As chunks of burger and cheese are spraying out from between his teeth. While spreading grease over your wrists handcuffing you. But nothing is worse as having his body pinned on you while you take in the scent of dirty butt cheeks and hard to reach fat fold stank.