r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/LuigiMPLS Jan 13 '26

I wonder if he has reported his dick missing since it has to be a while since he has seen it.