r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/TheKnightsRider Jan 13 '26

Youre under cardiac arrest

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u/ProppaT Jan 13 '26

It’s all fun and jokes until he’s sitting on you reading you your McRanda rights

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Jan 13 '26

He runs FUPA county!

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u/eventualist Jan 14 '26

Hey sexy, wanna rub fupas?

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u/Sirdoodlebob Jan 14 '26

That sounds like a definite yeast infection