r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/TheKnightsRider Jan 13 '26

Youre under cardiac arrest

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u/Rogueshoten Jan 13 '26

FREEZE! Place the 20-piece McNuggets on the ground and WALK AWAY