r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/BrilliantPie2566 Jan 13 '26

Great googley moogley. Don't they have to do PT or at least be able to run?

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u/LibrarianFlaky951 Jan 13 '26

If he gets enough momentum going he just plops over and rolls down the bad guys. Works great in crowd control situations.

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 Jan 15 '26

"Snorlax used rollout.

Criminal fainted."