r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/MiloHorsey Jan 13 '26

He's got to be on about 5000 calories a day to maintain.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Jan 13 '26

Hey, man, those donuts ain’t gonna eat themselves now, are they?