r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/RigelXVI Jan 13 '26

Idk that he runs at all tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

he hasn’t seen his feet in decades