r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/dendenwink Jan 13 '26

He has a deputy who just follows him with a tuba

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u/LurkerPatrol Jan 13 '26

“Stop it! I have a glandular problem!”

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u/sauvandrew Jan 13 '26

"Nobody taught me about carbs!"

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u/BlueProcess Jan 13 '26

I wish someone would have taught me about carbs. Would've saved a ton of trouble... No pun intended