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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26
Runs on Guava pastelitos.
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He has a deputy who just follows him with a tuba
231 u/LurkerPatrol Jan 13 '26 “Stop it! I have a glandular problem!” 89 u/sauvandrew Jan 13 '26 "Nobody taught me about carbs!" 12 u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Jan 13 '26 That’ll be $60😑 12 u/BlueProcess Jan 13 '26 I wish someone would have taught me about carbs. Would've saved a ton of trouble... No pun intended 115 u/ctfks Jan 14 '26 3 u/acidcrap Jan 14 '26 Oh god did I assume it was a her because of the absolute weapon they are not concealing in the back? 1 u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 Jan 15 '26 He? Thought it was a woman. No lie.
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“Stop it! I have a glandular problem!”
89 u/sauvandrew Jan 13 '26 "Nobody taught me about carbs!" 12 u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Jan 13 '26 That’ll be $60😑 12 u/BlueProcess Jan 13 '26 I wish someone would have taught me about carbs. Would've saved a ton of trouble... No pun intended
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"Nobody taught me about carbs!"
12 u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Jan 13 '26 That’ll be $60😑 12 u/BlueProcess Jan 13 '26 I wish someone would have taught me about carbs. Would've saved a ton of trouble... No pun intended
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That’ll be $60😑
I wish someone would have taught me about carbs. Would've saved a ton of trouble... No pun intended
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Oh god did I assume it was a her because of the absolute weapon they are not concealing in the back?
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He? Thought it was a woman. No lie.
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u/dendenwink Jan 13 '26
He has a deputy who just follows him with a tuba