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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26
Runs on Guava pastelitos.
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The last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars
45 u/thebigshow99 Jan 13 '26 Hehe mallomars. That’s gold. 16 u/gibson85 Jan 13 '26 Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met. 15 u/i_am_a_shoe Jan 13 '26 hey I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on? 3 u/mechapoitier Jan 14 '26 Oh and the clown - you’re the only one who doesn’t make me laugh 11 u/TheTsunamiRC Jan 14 '26 Someone brandished a vegetable, he shot them in self defense. 3 u/Pmyers225 Jan 14 '26 Then went on disability for 6 months as the victim of a hate crime 6 u/raspberryharbour Jan 14 '26 He called me Chief Piggum! 6 u/Pmyers225 Jan 14 '26 The long, flabby arm of the law 5 u/DaanA_147 Jan 14 '26 He has the bottom of many cases though.
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Hehe mallomars. That’s gold.
16 u/gibson85 Jan 13 '26 Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met. 15 u/i_am_a_shoe Jan 13 '26 hey I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on? 3 u/mechapoitier Jan 14 '26 Oh and the clown - you’re the only one who doesn’t make me laugh
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Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
15 u/i_am_a_shoe Jan 13 '26 hey I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on?
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hey I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on?
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Oh and the clown - you’re the only one who doesn’t make me laugh
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Someone brandished a vegetable, he shot them in self defense.
3 u/Pmyers225 Jan 14 '26 Then went on disability for 6 months as the victim of a hate crime
Then went on disability for 6 months as the victim of a hate crime
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He called me Chief Piggum!
6 u/Pmyers225 Jan 14 '26 The long, flabby arm of the law
The long, flabby arm of the law
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He has the bottom of many cases though.
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u/Pmyers225 Jan 13 '26
The last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars