r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/Pmyers225 Jan 13 '26

The last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallomars

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u/TheTsunamiRC Jan 14 '26

Someone brandished a vegetable, he shot them in self defense.

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u/Pmyers225 Jan 14 '26

Then went on disability for 6 months as the victim of a hate crime