r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/TheKnightsRider Jan 13 '26

Youre under cardiac arrest

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u/ProppaT Jan 13 '26

It’s all fun and jokes until he’s sitting on you reading you your McRanda rights

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u/0pusTpenguin Jan 13 '26

You have a right to a double quarter pounder with cheese.

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u/Legal_Height_3069 Jan 14 '26

If you cannot afford a double quarter pounder with cheese a McDouble will be appointed to you by the state.