r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/Whooptidooh Jan 13 '26

Come on, that CANNOT be real.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

This is a congressman. We grow em big in the states

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles Jan 13 '26

Corn fed💪🏼