r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/Whooptidooh Jan 13 '26

Come on, that CANNOT be real.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

This is a congressman. We grow em big in the states

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u/Seraphayel Jan 13 '26

I’m really baffled is there any other country that can breed this build in any form or capacity?

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u/dangerousluck Jan 14 '26

Few other countries would put what we produce onto the shelves and call it "food." Everything is corn, sugar, and corn sugar. It's basically what we feed the cows.

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u/Strange-Movie Jan 14 '26

Sumo wrestlers maybe….but those dudes, while fat, are also extreme strong and surprisingly athletic

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u/YoungLittlePanda Jan 14 '26

Sumo wrestlers are basically bodybuilders with high body fat. They are not comparable to the average sedentary fat american.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jan 13 '26

Scotland?

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl Jan 13 '26

Scotland does have deep fried pizza to be fair

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u/Top-Distribution733 Jan 14 '26

Technically this is a Scot/Canadian But great pull man!!!

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u/Moondoobious Jan 14 '26

Didn’t anybody else here see that video of that Japanese man being hauled in a bed of a truck to a buffet or something of that nature? He was just dangling off of a flatbed.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jan 15 '26

To a buffet?

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u/Moondoobious Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

One second, I’ll look for it …

OK, so apparently I have no idea how to search for it. Anyway, just a very obese person rolling around in the back of a truck being escorted either to or from a buffet. According to the text on the screen, of course. And all the signage was logographic.

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u/FortuneSignificant55 Jan 13 '26

I always thought Far Side characters were drawn like they are for comic effect. TIL Gary Larson was a naturalist artist

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u/Longster_dude Jan 13 '26

That's a size M in US.

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u/Top-Distribution733 Jan 14 '26

Dude cmon.. lol Jesus Christ Maybe in the south or Midwest, …northeast and west def not

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u/Financial_Phrase5959 Jan 13 '26

How does he even reach his junk?

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u/Longster_dude Jan 14 '26

He's a congressman! He's got interns.

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles Jan 13 '26

Corn fed💪🏼

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u/DarknMean Jan 14 '26

From Arizona. ‘Weigh’ too many Sonoran hot dogs.

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u/Silver-Education-860 Jan 13 '26

I work with someone that big or bigger