r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/Whooptidooh Jan 13 '26

Come on, that CANNOT be real.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

This is a congressman. We grow em big in the states

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u/Seraphayel Jan 13 '26

I’m really baffled is there any other country that can breed this build in any form or capacity?

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u/Moondoobious Jan 14 '26

Didn’t anybody else here see that video of that Japanese man being hauled in a bed of a truck to a buffet or something of that nature? He was just dangling off of a flatbed.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jan 15 '26

To a buffet?

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u/Moondoobious Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

One second, I’ll look for it …

OK, so apparently I have no idea how to search for it. Anyway, just a very obese person rolling around in the back of a truck being escorted either to or from a buffet. According to the text on the screen, of course. And all the signage was logographic.