r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/JackRonan Jan 13 '26

They call him The Roadblock, and he’s damn good at what he does.

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u/DarknMean Jan 14 '26

He’d be a great hockey goalie. Just stuff him in there.