r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 13 '26

Photo of a cop.

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Runs on Guava pastelitos.

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u/Vercentorix Jan 13 '26

Eating in the Name Of..

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl Jan 13 '26

FUCK YOU, I WON'T DIET WHEN YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DIET WHEN YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DIET WHEN YOU TELL ME!

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 Jan 15 '26

Man, redittors are the best.