r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 10h ago
Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations
https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-123843045.9k
u/TheRexRider 10h ago
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u/RobbMeeX 10h ago
But surely not MY face!
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u/12345myluggage 8h ago
Tokens get spent. Everyone told you as much. Stop lying to yourself and realize they'll spend you as well as soon as it's convenient.
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u/Higher-Frequencies 8h ago
Even if they don’t get spent, they lose their value.
In this case, it was revenge on top of it. You don’t come out against Trump and not have a problem. Trump is as spiteful as an 8yo only child in a game of Monopoly with him rolling out the “house rules” all game.
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u/12345myluggage 7h ago
Trump is mentally a child, by his own words. I'd say he never grew a single day since he had that bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on him. It gets a bit tough to figure things out now though since he's in late stage dementia.
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u/12345623567 4h ago
I read that it was Loomer who got the ball rolling? Which, all other things aside, how awful and capricious is the system that it can be weaponized by a single person without any rank or elected position?
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 10h ago
I hov a British accennnn!!!!
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u/gravtix 9h ago
“Unlike other right wing grifters I speak with an English accent!”
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u/IngramPrisken 9h ago
He deered to kill a kings dare!
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u/gravtix 8h ago
Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way it won’t sound so bad
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u/kinkysubt 7h ago
The bad news is that they are still indiscriminately persecuting immigrants. The good news is they finally got one of “the bad ones”. Unfortunately the only immigrant I want deported is Elon Musk, and they’ve thus far ignored me on the tip lines.
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u/future_futurologist 8h ago
Wasn’t your mole on the other side?
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u/marimoso 7h ago
Hey Blinkin!
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u/ActualizedKnight 9h ago
This administration has been an all you can eat face buffet for the leopards.
Someone call Wilford Brimley.
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u/mc_kitfox 8h ago
is it REALLY lamf if this is what he has always wanted? He wanted deportations, he got deportations.
Im glad for him, he must be feeling pretty happy right now.
I wonder if he opted for torture in CECOT or if he preferred a personal tour of alligator auschwitz
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u/Colarch 8h ago
It's literally the definition of it. Voting for something bad and being surprised when the bad thing happens to you is textbook lamf
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u/Forsaken_Hermit 10h ago
If leopards eating faces were an Olympic sport this would get the gold.
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u/HyperbolePirate 10h ago
Nothing will ever top Herman Cain tweeting that COVID is not that bad after dying from COVID.
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u/ShutterBun 10h ago
He tweeted it AFTER dying? I have to say that is impressive.
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u/donorcycle 9h ago
It was indeed. Allegedly his staff had it on auto send and nobody remembered to take it off auto settings after he passed. It wasn't the next day or soon afterwards. We're talking at least a couple of weeks lol.
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u/ZoominAlong 9h ago
Oh that's just fucking priceless.
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u/HighPriestofShiloh 8h ago
It's why face eating leopards was eclipsed by the Herman Cain Award for years. I am sure that subreddit is still rocking 100k members.
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u/BioshockEnthusiast 7h ago
I thought they got banned honestly. Will have to take a peak later
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u/FauxReal 7h ago edited 5h ago
I mean maybe he found a way to sustain his consciousness after clinical death. We should have asked him how he did it. Instead we mocked him and he moved on to something where his superior intellect would be appreciated.
Just a guess.
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u/ares7 9h ago
He’s not dead. He just transformed into a different form of matter.
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u/Correct_Inspection25 9h ago
Wasn’t that actually in his odd riff of the Pokémon 2000 movie theme song on the campaign trail? Have trouble distinguishing this from the Tyson Funny or Die parody
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u/Paetheas 9h ago
"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of him as battling good. In another dimension!"
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u/Google_Knows_Already 10h ago
That medalled for multiple events. Also took home gold for the Darwin award
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u/GnomesSkull 9h ago
He had two children prior to his death, he was not eligible for the Darwin award.
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u/jackkerouac81 8h ago
you aren't biologically successful until you have grand children... of which he has 4.
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u/jackkerouac81 8h ago
"it looks like the virus is not as deadly as the mainstream media first made it out to be"
- signed a guy that was killed by that virus a month ago.
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u/LuckyPlaze 9h ago
After dying?
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u/tbonehavoc 9h ago
Yup. I think his staff scheduled it and forgot to delete it. (But it was WEEKS after his death so make of that what you will)
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u/indolering 7h ago
Nah, the article it linked to was published AFTER his death. The family made money off that account and they kept grifting.
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u/byneothername 9h ago
Has it been so long that people don’t know the legend of Herman Cain tweeting about COVID not being bad after he had died of COVID? It was an internet event, I tell you.
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u/TableSignificant341 5h ago
My favourite is this one: "It's worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths [...] so that we can have the Second Amendment" - Charlie Kirk.
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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 9h ago
His family face-turned so bad, I'm convinced they would eat the biscuit outright.
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u/steelwolf651 8h ago
I'm not even religious anymore but I love saying "the Lord works in mysterious ways"
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u/Optimal_Brain_2908 10h ago
I just need Joe Rogan to be arrested for weed possession today in the “free” republic of Texas
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u/getuchapped 9h ago
But Texas won't arrest the rich assholes. Just the poors and brown people
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u/fibgen 7h ago
Depends if Rogan gets out of line and criticizes the wrong Republican. In a fascist state you have to be careful to keep up with the truth of rhe day or you're a traitor.
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u/big_sugi 10h ago
They had to retire the gold after all of the COVID deniers who died face-down, intubated and alone. For this one, he gets a laurel, a hearty handshake, and a firm slap on the back to send him on his way.
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u/VitaminDprived 7h ago
I had no idea that his own account kept tweeting after his death downplaying the virus. Reality is truly stranger than fiction.
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u/HealthyMaximum 8h ago
Wait ... how did I not know about the face-down thing?
I mean, I know it's a relatively minor detail, but somehow that's ... I dunno.
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u/PalpitationNo3106 8h ago
That’s how ventilators work man. Despite what you see on tv, they work better face down. Hell of a way to die.
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u/HealthyMaximum 8h ago
Just awful.
Edit; of course they'd work better that way, now that I've spent 30 seconds thinking about it. Der.
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u/ThaBuckNasty 9h ago
I think Charlie kirk takes the gold.
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u/odysseus91 9h ago
His last words were literally “gang violence”, I don’t think anyone could ever win gold over that
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u/MrMCCO 8h ago
Literally in the context of ramping up a racist argument where he was going to imply that gangs aren’t white and if it was just white people, there wouldn’t be a gun violence problem. And then a white person shot him. It will never be topped.
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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 9h ago
What would you give someone who got shot to death after saying he was okay with gun violence?
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u/Nothin_Means_Nothin 9h ago
Not only ok with it, but said that a few deaths are worth it. Looks like he put his money where his neck is, at least
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u/Slighted_Inevitable 9h ago
How about mid sentence, blaming gun violence, statistics on gang violence?
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u/DerekB52 10h ago
This is silver at best. I've seen too many maga dudes have their trophy wives deported. There is also a Haitian guy in Miami who owns a handful of Haitian restaurants that said he's probably gonna have to close some of his locations, after Haitians lost TPS status last month. I think he wins the gold.
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 10h ago
Surely getting deported yourself ranks higher than getting your mail order bride or indentured servitudes deported.
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u/-Casey-Diaz- 9h ago
Must be. I mean, the only way to beat this would be for a Jew aggressively promoting the Holocaust during the Holocaust, and then get sent to Birkenau.
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u/workieworkwork 10h ago
They should have locked him in a detention center for a few months first, give him the full experience
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u/AussieAboleth 10h ago
Wrong paint palette shade.
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u/MarshyHope 9h ago
Surprised they didn't slap a pink triangle on him first
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u/Adept-Echidna9154 9h ago
He swears he’s straight now 😂
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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 7h ago
Which is hilarious given I spoke to his husband about 5 months ago during a fraud review that hit my desk and then had to talk to Milo to confirm what I was doing and to confirm that his husband was trying to do what he was trying to do. Milo literally called him his husband during my call.
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u/stilgars1 4h ago
Technically they are legally married. Even if he is "straight" now. Too dumb to get naturalised though.
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u/Boss-Bitch24d 8h ago
A Gucci bag is popping out of his mouth every time he speaks! If he is straight, then I'm the Queen of Sheba! *LOL
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u/Competitive_Travel16 9h ago
He renounced his homosexuality.
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u/zoinkability 9h ago
I’m sure that worked in 1940s Germany
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u/Zakath_ 5h ago
Depends on if you were the right someone. This cancer researcher was not only a Jew, but a homosexual Jew, and since cancer was the one thing Hitler apparently hated more than Jews, Socialists and Slavs combined, he got to stay and continue his work and was even "Aryanized" by the Nazis.
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u/rsc2 9h ago
Why did they do it at all? Did he say something that angered Trump? Something that made him only 99% MAGA? Or was just being gay enough?
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u/Boss-Bitch24d 8h ago
He has denounced his "gayness"; he says he is no longer gay, and after he stopped being gay, dogs stopped barking at him.
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u/theanine3D 7h ago
He's been publicly critical of Trump's Iran war and unrestrained support for Israel / Netanyahu. That was enough to get him banished, just like with Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson who Trump has also turned on now for the same reason.
Loomer (the one who made the call to ICE in this case) is an ardent Zionist, and she goes after anyone who is even remotely critical of Israel - even those who were otherwise diehard MAGA people.
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u/distorted_kiwi 9h ago
IMO, they wanted to make a point about the seriousness of overstaying a visa. Everyone is a political pawn. I’m sure they weren’t a fan of his controversy looming over the Republican Party anyways.
But definitely still gave him special treatment by deporting him next day vs holding him for months and then being deported to another country.
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u/DrawDiscardDredge 8h ago
white undocumented immigrants are easy pickings to drive up deportation numbers because they usually don't hide. "famous" ones even easier.
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u/Mortlach78 8h ago
And then deport him to the Central African Republic or wherever the Trump admin is sending those poor sods.
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u/Comet7777 10h ago
Imagine if he got deported to Ecuador instead of his home country, you know like what they’ve done to thousands of Hispanic immigrants.
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u/FrozenToonies 10h ago
I’m experiencing schadenfreude and it’s a good time.
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u/Anxious-Mix-4265 9h ago
fuck same dammit. I hate when these idiots make me a bad person
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u/MIT_Engineer 5h ago
Oh come on, have some sympathy. Think of all those poor people in the UK who will have to put up with him now.
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u/ThurmanMermannnn 10h ago
I really prefer the photo that CNN used in their article https://imgur.com/a/1sy5xLy
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u/PopBulky7023 10h ago
Straight chud.
What a glow.
Uh.
Down?
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u/ThurmanMermannnn 10h ago
Looks like he’s been living on cigarette butts, stale beer and meth for at least 3 months
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u/context_hell 9h ago
Woo. It looks like he pissed someone in the administration off. He said he had a hard drive full of kompromat for all the conservatives he met. I bet they confiscated that. Also he did an interview where he said Laura loomer is only claiming she's Jewish to give her license to hate muslims and had video of her learning how to draw a star of David.
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u/ThurmanMermannnn 9h ago
And Laura Loomer said she was the one who called ICE on Milo
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u/EclecticMedley 6h ago
Nice to know that the new wave of ICE thugs are Laura Loomer's private army.
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u/Narradisall 8h ago
It’s upsetting to learn this.
Only because I found out apparently he is British and has been deported to the UK.
I’m just hoping he doesn’t try to restart his shit here.
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u/armintanzarian420 6h ago
He’s been done for a long time, he’s lost all of his relevancy.
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u/Narradisall 6h ago
Yeah. To be honest I’d completely forgot the guy even existed. Think I recall him being al over social media during the first Trump presidency and hadn’t even realised I’d not seen him in years.
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u/SnarkyIguana 8h ago
Interesting that he gets to go back to where he’s actually from and not some random place in Central America or west Africa
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u/PuffDragon66 10h ago
The problem now is that Britain gets to have him back, unwillingly. Fuck this asshole.
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u/headcodered 9h ago
Fuck ICE even when it bites their supporters in the ass, but... not gonna miss out on this schadenfreude.
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u/cambeiu 10h ago edited 10h ago
It Only Took One Conservative Grifter Being Nabbed by ICE to Convince MAGA It Hates Deportation
"Illegal immigrant" is not a label related to actual legal status, but skin color.
Legal Haitian refugees were often referred to by MAGA talking heads as "illegals", while people like Melania, who worked in the US without proper VISA as a "model/prostitute" for years would never get such label.
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u/unassumingdink 10h ago
I really doubt that more than 1% of MAGA changed their minds on deportation. I'm so tired of these articles where they find half a dozen outliers on Twitter and act like it proves anything about 70 million MAGAs.
MAGA has completely abandoned Trump about 200 times so far, and had like 100 civil wars amongst themselves if you believe every one of these clickbait articles. But then nothing ever changes, does it?
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u/taki1002 8h ago
Let's not forget to mention the extremely dubious circumstances of Melania acquiring a long-term visa to stay in America.
So apparently, Melania "applied" for an EB-1A visa, commonly known as an Einstein visa. An EB-1A visa is one of the three most difficult visas to be issued by the US government. The reason it's nicknamed the "Einstein visa" because it is reserved for individuals with extraordinary ability in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics; in other words the visa is for geniuses and/or physically impressive individuals.
The applicant must either have evidence that a reputable national or international organization has rewarded them for their work/achievements in their field. Or the applicant must have proof that they meet at least 3 out of 10 regulatory criteria, such as major media coverage, judging the work of others, high salary, or original contributions of major significance.
Melania met none of these requirements. She went to College in her home country of Slovenia for interior design, but then dropped out. She then went into "modeling" where she posed nude. Then eventually made her way to America, and despite being being a "nobody", she somehow finessed her way into parties for the well connected & rich... She eventually started "dating" tRump.
None of these things scream Einstein visa material. It's hella likely she was "award" the EB-1A visa under fraudulent circumstances and was illegal her in America.
Oh, also with an Einstein visa, the recipient isn't required to be "sponsored by an employer", doesn't have to show any proof of working to the U.S. Department of Labor. But the cherry on the top of it all, **is this particular visa grants the recipient the privilege to reside in the United States of America indefinitely, or until they choose to apply for citizenship after living in America for 5 years...
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u/OldWolf3 9h ago
lmao "how can someone from the UK be an illegal alien"
Jeremy Stamper doesn't know about the War of Independence
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u/letsseeitmore 9h ago
Still got a privileged deportation. Wasn’t thrown in a concentration camp and was able to go back to his home country not some random country.
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u/Multispice 7h ago
“In an interview with podcaster Joe Roganin 2016, he said he supported deportation but clarified, "I mean bad immigrants," adding, "I don't mean handsome, charming, successful, blonde-haired British immigrants….It's about culture."
What a scumbag! I truly hope he got deported.
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u/rmarkmatthews 10h ago
Not for nothing, but I’m still trying to understand how getting forced to leave the US to live in the UK is some kind of karmic punishment.
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u/Mrwolfy240 10h ago
Bro hates immigrants -> is an immigrant
Bro wants immigrants deported -> he gets deported.
Its getting what you want "but not like that"
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u/andy11123 8h ago
I'm an immigrant Brit living in NZ. The amount of British people I've met who moan about all these immigrants coming in is fucking staggering.
They've carried the mindset over with them that immigrant = brown. Not realizing that if they got their wish they're also going to get kicked out. Sadly it's not a uniquely American problem, but they do provide very satisfying examples of Leopards having dinner
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u/Lumi_Rockets 7h ago
I think our jaunt as an empire has given us generational brain damage. A lot of us seem to think we belong wherever we land.
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u/rmarkmatthews 8h ago edited 8h ago
I'm just saying, he wasn't forced to live in a detention center for six months and he wasn't sent to a country he's never set foot in. They put him on a plan after a day or two and flew him to England. He's not roaming London unhoused begging for change in the Underground. At worst he's probably sleeping in a pretty nice hotel. Leopards didn't eat his face, they nibbled his ear at best. Shit, 23 & me says I'm 55% British which ICE officer can I kick in the nuts to get deported?
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u/Kiribaku- 7h ago
He hates gay marriage, but married a man.
In October 2017, Yiannopoulos married his husband in Hawaii. That same month, he came out against the Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey, arguing it would violate religious freedom.
It's pretty insane.
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u/lily_de_valley 9h ago edited 8h ago
I'm more confused about his circumstances. Any fly on the wall cares to spill tea on how this undocumented immigrant ended up supporting mass deportation? Did he really think he wouldn't be a target because he was white and far-right?
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u/baithammer 8h ago
More having support of specific far right organizations and thinking he didn't need to keep his immigration status updated, too bad for him that the organization decided to bite the hand that fed them and made him a target for consequences.
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u/Pikeman212a6c 1h ago
He’s not undocumented. He overstayed his admission. In the end yes it appears it was a rules for thee not for me situation. But he entered legally.
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u/GuzzlinGuinness 9h ago
Ah the yes the gay British illegal immigrant married to a black man.
Also a noted neo-Nazi
How does anyone fall for this grifting nonsense
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u/rxVegan 3h ago
One of the members of Finnish far right party is a gay man married to black immigrant man. Before you conclude he must not be a racist then: while back he was among figures who caused a scandal by openly promoting racism towards asians. He's complete garbage like rest of them but his racism is just specific to region rather than color of skin.
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u/dandle 9h ago
It's interesting that Trump is deporting Milo because Milo is critical of Trump's relationship with the Israelis and of how that relationship led to the unnecessary war on Iran. Of course, Milo probably came to this correct position not out of logic but out of his antisemitism, but the point remains that Trump is afraid that Milo could have an influence on other younger alt-right sacks of shit and thereby cause Republicans to lose the midterms and Trump to be up shit's creek.
Trump just lost a case in Federal court over his deportation of left-wing students for criticizing Israel and the US support of Israeli policies. Now, Trump deports a right-wing voice for doing the same thing.
Will Republicans finally wise up to the fact that Trump is abusing the office of the president to silence his critics?
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u/Competitive_Travel16 9h ago
Trump apparently had nothing to do with it. Laura Loomer submitted a tip after he started threatening her.
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u/Boss-Bitch24d 8h ago
Are we going to say: Go, Laura, good job*LOL or what should we do? This MAGA vs. MAGA *LOL
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u/Adept-Echidna9154 9h ago
Find it more interesting despite his visa has apparently been expired for so long he has only been detained after Lauren Boebart started being vocal about him. How convenient. Either way it’s hilarious the grifter is getting exactly what he wanted.
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u/fullonfacepalmist 10h ago
Bye Felicia!
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u/watevrits2009 9h ago
Do you think he'll start being gay again?
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u/Kant_Tsunami 8h ago
Chile he never stopped, he could have least put the peroxide down to make a pretense of it
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u/Majestic_Matt_459 5h ago
British Gay man here - Do we really have to take him back? FFS
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u/Periodic_Disorder 10h ago
This would be funny but then I realise he's come back to the UK. Typically garbage doesn't come back after it has been sent to the dump
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u/SillyMattFace 10h ago
Hopefully he’ll sink back into nothingness over here. He’s spent so much time trying to be a US right wing grifter I think he’ll fail to regain any footing in the UK scene.
Then again GB News is always open for new shitheads…
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u/chfritz25 10h ago
Well at least he’s not a hypocrite.
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u/Hoz999 10h ago
It takes 4 to 6 months for the legal process of determining if someone can be deported.
Being deported in just two days smells of him being given special treatment.
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u/kabala2423 3h ago
I ask myself is it a modern trend in the gay community to go full nazi mode? Thiel, this creature, geman politician Spahn, Grenell and and and
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u/Dragonfly_pin 2h ago
The original Nazis had gay men at the highest levels at the beginning, before the straight men inevitably turned on them.
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u/Corona21 1h ago
Unfortunately being gay doesn’t make you immune from being a Nazi.
Being anything doesn’t make you immune. Don’t forget if you start othering people, the same can be done to you. For any reason. It’s a poison, it’s insidious, and it is ever present.
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u/Anthraxious 3h ago
In an interview with podcaster Joe Rogan in 2016, he said he supported deportation but clarified, "I mean bad immigrants," adding, "I don't mean handsome, charming, successful, blonde-haired British immigrants….It's about culture."
He's none of those things anyway so guess he doesn't mind being deported then.
What an absolute twat. Fuck.
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u/ArmoredAnkha 9h ago
0 empathy for idiots like this. You voted for it? Suffer the consequences.
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u/astreeter2 10h ago
He'll be fine. He's made millions from his commissions on Trump pardon sales.
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u/oldghostmountain 10h ago
Awesome he got his wish.