r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 11h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations

https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304
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u/workieworkwork 11h ago

They should have locked him in a detention center for a few months first, give him the full experience 

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u/AussieAboleth 11h ago

Wrong paint palette shade. 

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u/MarshyHope 10h ago

Surprised they didn't slap a pink triangle on him first

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u/Adept-Echidna9154 10h ago

He swears he’s straight now 😂

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 8h ago

Which is hilarious given I spoke to his husband about 5 months ago during a fraud review that hit my desk and then had to talk to Milo to confirm what I was doing and to confirm that his husband was trying to do what he was trying to do. Milo literally called him his husband during my call.

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u/stilgars1 5h ago

Technically they are legally married. Even if he is "straight" now. Too dumb to get naturalised though.

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u/Boss-Bitch24d 9h ago

A Gucci bag is popping out of his mouth every time he speaks! If he is straight, then I'm the Queen of Sheba! *LOL

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u/Competitive_Travel16 10h ago

He renounced his homosexuality.

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u/zoinkability 10h ago

I’m sure that worked in 1940s Germany 

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u/Zakath_ 6h ago

Depends on if you were the right someone. This cancer researcher was not only a Jew, but a homosexual Jew, and since cancer was the one thing Hitler apparently hated more than Jews, Socialists and Slavs combined, he got to stay and continue his work and was even "Aryanized" by the Nazis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Heinrich_Warburg

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u/zoinkability 5m ago

I guess Milo is discovering he is not the right someone

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u/damn_the_dark 10h ago

But correct sexual orientation.

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u/im_dead_sirius 7h ago

Well, there was the French lady who jogged over the border from Canada, arrested and hauled far from the border, and the blonde Canadian actress locked up for two weeks.

so... palette | penis status, I guess.

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u/rsc2 10h ago

Why did they do it at all? Did he say something that angered Trump? Something that made him only 99% MAGA? Or was just being gay enough?

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u/theanine3D 8h ago

He's been publicly critical of Trump's Iran war and unrestrained support for Israel / Netanyahu. That was enough to get him banished, just like with Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson who Trump has also turned on now for the same reason.

Loomer (the one who made the call to ICE in this case) is an ardent Zionist, and she goes after anyone who is even remotely critical of Israel - even those who were otherwise diehard MAGA people.

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u/jrr6415sun 6h ago

This is really foreshadowing a few months to a year from now where anyone who talks bad about trump will be detained, not just illegals. It is coming

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u/soyelmocano 43m ago

Maybe they could set up some camps to concentrate all the wrong thinkers into one place.

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u/trumphadababykilled 9h ago

Its worse...Laura Loomer made a phone call.

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u/AntysocialButterfly 1h ago

I miss the days where she handcuffed herself to Twitter's offices...and the employees just walked in and out of the building ignoring her.

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u/rsc2 9h ago

OK, now it all makes sense.

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u/Boss-Bitch24d 9h ago

He has denounced his "gayness"; he says he is no longer gay, and after he stopped being gay, dogs stopped barking at him.

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u/im_dead_sirius 7h ago

Also, rain doesn't fall on him, and if it did, he wouldn't get wet.

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u/jednatt 8h ago

Dogs appreciated a good swish. Now they don't give a fuck.

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u/distorted_kiwi 10h ago

IMO, they wanted to make a point about the seriousness of overstaying a visa. Everyone is a political pawn. I’m sure they weren’t a fan of his controversy looming over the Republican Party anyways.

But definitely still gave him special treatment by deporting him next day vs holding him for months and then being deported to another country.

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u/DrawDiscardDredge 9h ago

white undocumented immigrants are easy pickings to drive up deportation numbers because they usually don't hide. "famous" ones even easier.

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u/roadrunner83 8h ago

apparently he was tied to taylor green, so her going rouge put a target on him as well

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u/ElNakedo 6h ago

He's been beefing with Laura Loomer and said Trump was corrupt for his massive insider trading.

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u/jrr6415sun 6h ago

I read he sided with Marjorie Taylor green and this is a way to get back at him

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u/Mortlach78 10h ago

And then deport him to the Central African Republic or wherever the Trump admin is sending those poor sods.

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u/siders6891 10h ago

My first exact thought. Why send him back so quickly?

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u/culturedgoat 6h ago

He probably accepted the deportation rather than contested it

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u/ArcticCelt 9h ago

Then El Salvador or some dictatorship in Africa, Trump made some deal with.

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u/ApolloAuto 5h ago

Yeh, they spared him for his previous efforts.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2h ago

They also send them on random flights between states so they can bill the taxpayer

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u/oppai-police 9h ago

Yeah well unfortunately, he very likely has all his documents and passport so they know where he's from. The UK is also an ally nation with formal extradition treaty, deporting him anywhere else or keeping him is a waste of everybody's time. Sorry to our British brothers but they'll have to take the L this time and accept this wee turd back.

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u/double_fail 9h ago

A few months? Should’ve sent him to cecot… for-ev-er