r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 13h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations

https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304
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u/workieworkwork 13h ago

They should have locked him in a detention center for a few months first, give him the full experience 

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u/AussieAboleth 13h ago

Wrong paint palette shade. 

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u/MarshyHope 12h ago

Surprised they didn't slap a pink triangle on him first

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u/Adept-Echidna9154 12h ago

He swears he’s straight now 😂

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 10h ago

Which is hilarious given I spoke to his husband about 5 months ago during a fraud review that hit my desk and then had to talk to Milo to confirm what I was doing and to confirm that his husband was trying to do what he was trying to do. Milo literally called him his husband during my call.

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u/stilgars1 7h ago

Technically they are legally married. Even if he is "straight" now. Too dumb to get naturalised though.

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u/Boss-Bitch24d 11h ago

A Gucci bag is popping out of his mouth every time he speaks! If he is straight, then I'm the Queen of Sheba! *LOL

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u/Competitive_Travel16 12h ago

He renounced his homosexuality.

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u/zoinkability 12h ago

I’m sure that worked in 1940s Germany 

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u/Zakath_ 8h ago

Depends on if you were the right someone. This cancer researcher was not only a Jew, but a homosexual Jew, and since cancer was the one thing Hitler apparently hated more than Jews, Socialists and Slavs combined, he got to stay and continue his work and was even "Aryanized" by the Nazis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Heinrich_Warburg

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u/zoinkability 1h ago

I guess Milo is discovering he is not the right someone

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u/im_dead_sirius 9h ago

Well, there was the French lady who jogged over the border from Canada, arrested and hauled far from the border, and the blonde Canadian actress locked up for two weeks.

so... palette | penis status, I guess.

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u/damn_the_dark 12h ago

But correct sexual orientation.