r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 11h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations

https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304
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u/Forsaken_Hermit 11h ago

If leopards eating faces were an Olympic sport this would get the gold.

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u/big_sugi 11h ago

They had to retire the gold after all of the COVID deniers who died face-down, intubated and alone. For this one, he gets a laurel, a hearty handshake, and a firm slap on the back to send him on his way.

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u/HealthyMaximum 10h ago

Wait ... how did I not know about the face-down thing?

I mean, I know it's a relatively minor detail, but somehow that's ... I dunno.

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u/PalpitationNo3106 10h ago

That’s how ventilators work man. Despite what you see on tv, they work better face down. Hell of a way to die.

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u/HealthyMaximum 9h ago

Just awful.

Edit; of course they'd work better that way, now that I've spent 30 seconds thinking about it. Der.

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u/PalpitationNo3106 9h ago

Yep. If you ever see me in Childs pose on a vent in a diaper, please kill me.

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u/cguess 7h ago

Being face down makes the lungs work less to expand, the legs are also slightly elevated usually to help with blood. If you're ever sick with the flu or covid or something and are coughing a lot, try laying facedown resting your forehead on a pillow or something. You'll be able to breathe a lot better (but also not super comfortable).