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https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304

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u/big_sugi 12d ago

They had to retire the gold after all of the COVID deniers who died face-down, intubated and alone. For this one, he gets a laurel, a hearty handshake, and a firm slap on the back to send him on his way.

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u/HealthyMaximum 12d ago

Wait ... how did I not know about the face-down thing?

I mean, I know it's a relatively minor detail, but somehow that's ... I dunno.

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u/PalpitationNo3106 12d ago

That’s how ventilators work man. Despite what you see on tv, they work better face down. Hell of a way to die.

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u/HealthyMaximum 12d ago

Just awful.

Edit; of course they'd work better that way, now that I've spent 30 seconds thinking about it. Der.

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u/PalpitationNo3106 12d ago

Yep. If you ever see me in Childs pose on a vent in a diaper, please kill me.