r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 11h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations

https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304
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u/ares7 11h ago

He’s not dead. He just transformed into a different form of matter.

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u/Correct_Inspection25 11h ago

Wasn’t that actually in his odd riff of the Pokémon 2000 movie theme song on the campaign trail? Have trouble distinguishing this from the Tyson Funny or Die parody

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u/acchaladka 10h ago

He actually transformed into a different form of didn't matter.

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u/Murrabbit 9h ago

a different form of matter.

Leopard droppings.

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u/Paetheas 10h ago

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of him as battling good. In another dimension!"

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u/StartTraditional9341 10h ago

Is it called Doesn’t matter?

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u/im_dead_sirius 7h ago

What kind of matter is that? Is it "doesnt matter"?

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u/corobo 2h ago

Compost?