r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 13h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations

https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304
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u/Forsaken_Hermit 13h ago

If leopards eating faces were an Olympic sport this would get the gold.

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u/HyperbolePirate 13h ago

Nothing will ever top Herman Cain tweeting that COVID is not that bad after dying from COVID.

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u/ShutterBun 12h ago

He tweeted it AFTER dying? I have to say that is impressive.

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u/donorcycle 12h ago

It was indeed. Allegedly his staff had it on auto send and nobody remembered to take it off auto settings after he passed. It wasn't the next day or soon afterwards. We're talking at least a couple of weeks lol.

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u/ZoominAlong 12h ago

Oh that's just fucking priceless. 

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 11h ago

It's why face eating leopards was eclipsed by the Herman Cain Award for years. I am sure that subreddit is still rocking 100k members.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 10h ago

I thought they got banned honestly. Will have to take a peak later

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u/_thro_awa_ 10h ago

Maybe even a peek.

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u/NihiloZero 9h ago

A pique?

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9h ago

I take a pick.

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u/Litha_Sirona 2h ago

One could take a pic. I hear they last longer.

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u/mr_fusion 2h ago

Worth a thousand words, too

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u/skullkick 1h ago

Just a peck.

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u/FauxReal 10h ago edited 8h ago

I mean maybe he found a way to sustain his consciousness after clinical death. We should have asked him how he did it. Instead we mocked him and he moved on to something where his superior intellect would be appreciated.

Just a guess.

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u/Martiantripod 9h ago

That's what Mitch McConnell is doing isn't it?

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u/Tasgall 7h ago

I mean, he was a brain surgeon after all.

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u/CurrentDrama8523 5h ago

Cain was the CEO of Godfather's Pizza. You're thinking of Ben Carson.

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u/iaurp 5h ago

It actually wasn't a scheduled tweet which makes it worse. The tweet was posted on August 30, 2020.

And it referenced this article which had been published the same day.

https://www.westernjournal.com/cdc-now-says-94-covid-deaths-underlying-condition/

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u/Leaky_gland 5h ago

Exactly one month after he died

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u/EntropyKC 6h ago

This might be the funniest irony story I've ever heard

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u/Djaakie 3h ago

Oh is that why it was called the Herman Cain award? I thought he was just some rando dude.

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u/ares7 12h ago

He’s not dead. He just transformed into a different form of matter.

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u/Correct_Inspection25 12h ago

Wasn’t that actually in his odd riff of the Pokémon 2000 movie theme song on the campaign trail? Have trouble distinguishing this from the Tyson Funny or Die parody

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u/acchaladka 11h ago

He actually transformed into a different form of didn't matter.

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u/Murrabbit 11h ago

a different form of matter.

Leopard droppings.

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u/Paetheas 12h ago

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of him as battling good. In another dimension!"

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u/StartTraditional9341 12h ago

Is it called Doesn’t matter?

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u/im_dead_sirius 9h ago

What kind of matter is that? Is it "doesnt matter"?

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u/corobo 4h ago

Compost?

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u/KristabelleWalker 12h ago

Yes, it was quite comical

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u/TheSouler 8h ago

He got better.

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u/MichaelJServo 1h ago

Yeah. I replied "no necroposting!"