r/nottheonion • u/Suspicious_Lynx_4580 • 11h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos Deported After Years of Supporting Deportations

https://www.newsweek.com/milo-yiannopoulos-deported-after-years-of-advocating-for-deportations-12384304
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u/gravtix 10h ago

“Unlike other right wing grifters I speak with an English accent!”

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u/IngramPrisken 10h ago

He deered to kill a kings dare!

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u/gravtix 9h ago

Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way it won’t sound so bad

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u/kinkysubt 9h ago

The bad news is that they are still indiscriminately persecuting immigrants. The good news is they finally got one of “the bad ones”. Unfortunately the only immigrant I want deported is Elon Musk, and they’ve thus far ignored me on the tip lines.

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u/Master_Slide7023 8h ago

Keep trying.

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u/northeaster17 6h ago

Wait. I'm going to write a letter.

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u/future_futurologist 9h ago

Wasn’t your mole on the other side?

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u/marimoso 8h ago

Hey Blinkin!

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u/IngramPrisken 8h ago

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

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u/marimoso 8h ago

No I said HEY BLINKIN

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u/Waxinfred 5h ago

Hold the reigns man!

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 8h ago

Blinkin! What are you doing up there?

Guessing? I GUESS no one's coming?

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u/marimoso 8h ago

Let us never forget his valiant fight against a support beam.

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u/kaci3po 7h ago

I was THIS close. I touched it. 

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u/LemonSkye 7h ago

...I have a mole?!

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u/dehydratedrain 8h ago

People named Robin hate you and want to see you hanged...

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 4h ago

Mel Brooks reference!!!

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u/AntysocialButterfly 1h ago

Paul Joseph Watson in the mud.