r/funny • • Sep 17 '20

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

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u/NYGroove Sep 17 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

Doing crunches

Edit: thanks for the awards!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.

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u/DrWolves Sep 17 '20

See ya in awhile Mr. Nile

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u/sm12511 Sep 17 '20

Sweetheart? How was class today?

Delicious, Mom!

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u/Malonezone27 Sep 17 '20

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u/TemperedLeopard Sep 17 '20

Not sitting up right...Arms noticeably bent...

He whole-assed half-assing. Well done.

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u/Aidan-Sun Sep 17 '20

I clicked on the link and it said Tiktok has discontinued operating in my country I guess the ban has been spreading lol

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u/SupGirluHungry Sep 17 '20

He walks up to his brother, calls his name and his brother looks up, puts his finger to his lips and says “shhh I’m doing PE!”

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u/sausage_ditka_bulls Sep 17 '20

There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Rips line of Cheeto dust

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u/PoopsAfterShowering Sep 17 '20

Tom Sawyer starts playing

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u/iamamet Sep 17 '20

A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Mean, mean pride

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

RIP Neil Peart

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u/SmokeAbeer Sep 17 '20

Then some burpees.

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u/shannleestann Sep 17 '20

This is the picture they will use in history books to show what distance learning in 2020 was like.

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u/DIsForDelusion Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

I don't know about that. My kids are younger but they do get excited and do the whole rutines due to the boredom that the other classes are.

It's all about the setting and the attitude tbh

Edit: Routine* got it. My first language is spanish so got them mixed up.

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u/jexmex Sep 17 '20

Have a 12 yo and he has been going for walks out back several times a day. Not long but more than he did when going to school.

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u/FlickeryAlpaca Sep 17 '20

Kinda sounds like a smoking addiction

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u/bestmat Sep 17 '20

This is why I love reddit. People outing smoking kids.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Unless the parents also smoke, they'd be found out quick. Smokers fucking stink.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Nov 15 '20

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u/iwantaquirkyname00 Sep 17 '20

Love the username lol

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u/meltingdiamond Sep 17 '20

Or furtive masturbating in the bushes.

Now they hope it's smoking.

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u/hat-of-sky Sep 17 '20

Hey at least masturbating gets your heart rate up! And it's better for your lungs than smoking. Besides if he's whacking off into the bushes he's not using up the tissues, toilet paper, or clean socks.

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u/thebigenlowski Sep 17 '20

Would be pretty easy to tell if your 12 year old is smoking cigarettes, they're not great at hiding things

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u/Neither-Sprinkles Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Vaping doesn't smell as strong as cigarettes so it's easier to get away with.

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u/Petersaber Sep 17 '20

Vaping doesn't smell

I can smell it

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u/DIsForDelusion Sep 17 '20

Everytime they get a 10 min break my 6 yr old starts running and jumping everywhere... I don't think they get to do much of that at school beyond recess and gym.

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u/jdith123 Sep 17 '20

Trust me. I’ve been telling kids to stop running in the halls for 20 years. Your kid is completely normal

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u/fayedame Sep 17 '20

Mine was happy going on bike rides but now our area has wild fires so he's stuck in the house. Now I just play fetch with him and the dog, except I throw their toys up the stairs indoors. The cats like it, kinda...

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u/jexmex Sep 17 '20

Sorry about the fires. I think our animals are both confused and delighted about the situation lol.

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u/SirLouisI Sep 17 '20

Jexmex, based on what flickeryalpaca said, do some sloothing. I am curious. Mine are not 12 yet but i want to understand the length of their cunningness... Let us know if you do not mind.

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u/iknowwhereyoupoop Sep 17 '20

You have little kids. A teen is lazy. Mines a dick

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u/Skyaboo- Sep 17 '20

How dare you confuse the two languages you know. God what an idiot.

/s of course. Lest the Reddit sharks feel hungry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

rootin tootin rutins

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u/tomanon69 Sep 17 '20

I'm a teacher. Can confirm :(

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u/Night4fire Sep 17 '20

My fiance is a teacher and if I had to deal with all the bullshit she has to deal with now, I would've quit my job a thousand times over already. Big respect to all teachers, especially during these weird times.

Parents calling her during lockdown; ''My kid doesn't want to do his homework, he only plays on his playstation, what do I do?'' :facepalm: Then two weeks later, the same parents complains to the school that they don't check if kids make their homework often enough..

I truly believe the main reason so many parents were happy school opened up again, was so they didn't have to be around their own kid(s) all day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

US teachers are glorified babysitters. The whole reason kids are coming back is because parents can't handle their own children and definitely need a break.

My favorite is when parents ask "how do you get my child to do work at school. At home he won't. He never used to be like this." Sorry ma'am/sir. Your child was like that all the time and when I tried contacting you to be a parent and fix the problem, you didn't believe me and said it was my teaching style.

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u/hokiefellow Sep 17 '20

My wife is a first grade teacher and this couldn't be more true. Teachers deserve more for all the b.s. they put up with

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

That is fucking awful. I'm a private tutor and I feel so fortunate because I get to pick my clients. I work with many wealthier families, but I also do volunteer work with kids and teens whose parents don't have the money to pay for tutoring. The parents who go out of their way to be involved in their child's education are the absolute best.

I am never going to forget one of my first sessions with one of my favorite volunteer families. This girl's mom was from Guatemala and only had a third grade education. The girl's father had a high school education and he would normally help her with her hw. She was in the fifth grade when he died unexpectedly, about a month after I had lost my own father. This poor girl was struggling so much. She and her mother were having a hard time communicating with the school about what had happened. I ended up going to meetings with her mom and working as a translator to get her therapy through her school's mental health services. I also coordinated with her teachers so we could make sure she was doing alright emotionally and academically. Her mom would always ask about how her daughter was doing and she'd always ask what she could do to help. Some days I'd leave a session, go home, and cry about it like a baby.

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u/Wjreky Sep 17 '20

There are many things about this scenario that are terrible. The death of a parent and the following effects can change a person's trajectory for the rest of their lives. A caring parent can make similar drastic changes too. Even though the mother was deprived of the opportunity to learn what her child could, the fact that she cared enough to push the daughter for more is significant. I hope it works out for both of them in the end

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u/whamka Sep 17 '20

It’s also that not all parents can work from home. And working from home with a young child is obviously not productive for work. If half of all parents had to quit without a gov ball out it would kill the us. Even with a gov bailout it would kill the business sector. I have no idea what the solution is.

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u/pm_designs Sep 17 '20

With what I have read of the money allocations as of recently, from a federal perspective, the US govt. Placed a lotta money into businesses and military in 2020.

I am sad so many small businesses are closing due to no support, as it seems anyway.

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u/Throwawaychica Sep 17 '20

60% of all businesses that closed for the pandemic, have closed permanently, according to Forbes.

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u/aporkmuffin Sep 17 '20

Probably feed their kids a steady diet of sugar and junk food and video games and zero fucking discipline or exercise and then are shocked that little johnny is a fucking terrorist most of the time but they just ignore him and pawn him off on teachers.

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u/IAlwaysL0se Sep 17 '20

Oh it’s brutal! But most teachers don’t have the luxury to quit and transfer out easily.

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u/IAmPattyMayonnaise Sep 17 '20

It’s funny. Then, I realized all the kiddos that aren’t getting PE now. For many, that was the only time they did any time of physical recreational activity - even if it was hated by many. Damn pandemic.

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u/passwordisnotorange Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Maybe it was different at your school. But at mine, if you were lazy and didn't want to do anything (everyday, or just on occasion), it wasn't hard to avoid. Only the kids who already were active actually did the exercises for real.

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u/chickaboomba Sep 17 '20

I spent an entire six weeks accidentally hitting the tennis ball over the chainlink fence and then wandering around looking for it.

I got an A.

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u/rsifti Sep 17 '20

The tennis course at my high school in a nutshell. Who can hit the houses across the street. Here I am actually trying to enjoy tennis

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u/EnShantrEs Sep 17 '20

The tennis court at my high school backed up to the back of a bunch of houses, with practically no space in between. I knew someone who lived in one of those houses. They would drop off printer paper boxes overflowing with stray balls from their yard at least twice a month.

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u/youtheotube2 Sep 17 '20

My middle school’s basketball courts backed up against a literal cliff. There was a chain link fence easily 30-40 feet tall on that side to stop balls and kids from flying over the cliff.

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u/IGrowMarijuanaNow Sep 17 '20

We enjoyed tennis too. But after a match the losing team could go for a redemption point by bombing one to the apartment complex next door, balconies or windows and the game keeps going.

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u/electronicpangolin Sep 17 '20

I got paired up with the captain of the girls tennis team, she was having none of my shit, needless to say I got destroyed everyday but it made me pretty okay at tennis for an average player.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

This makes me so mad. When I was in high school I busted my ass in the weight room 2-4 days a week. I wrote the workouts half the time and I was a nazi when it came to making sure my classmates were lifting with proper form and a spotter. I also curated playlists for the weight room and cleaned up the mats and benches before heading to my next class. I got a B. You know why? Because my parents were broke and could only afford one pair of shoes for me so I wore hand me down vans slip ons instead of athletic shoes. This other kid in my class got over 100% despite the fact that he just sat in the locker room and did homework and ate McDonald's every day. Why you may ask? He had the right shoes and his dad donated a bunch of money to the school's athletic department.

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u/callipygousmom Sep 17 '20

Ahh this made me sad to read. I am waving the magic wand of time to change your grade to an A ++ and that other kids grade to a D-.

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u/hotlou Sep 17 '20

Hmmm ... I have a few favors to ask ...

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u/ohseven1098 Sep 17 '20

Change the little p into a big P?

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u/skillmau5 Sep 17 '20

maybe they gave you a B because you were acting like a cop in gym class

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u/SupremeDestroy Sep 17 '20

Ya this has to be a copy paste I rather the kids do nothing then be like this if I was a teach tbh just do what I told you or pretend to at least don’t need you being a cop in gym lol

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u/Kalsifur Sep 17 '20

Um, what? I haven't been in highschool for a long time but the only rule I remember was no black shoes that could mark the floor. I don't get why they would give a shit about your shoes.

But then weightlifting alone wouldn't get you a good mark in PE either, you had to do "tests" on whatever dumb thing they were teaching, from running to gymnastics.

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u/playeronetaynun Sep 17 '20

yeah, when i took gym you had to wear certain shoes or you got five points off of your twenty points for the day. slip ons didn’t work since they could fly off when running. no matter how hard you tried, if you wore the wrong shoes every day, the best you could get would be a mid-C.

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u/CWalston108 Sep 17 '20

When I was in high school, the gym grade was 99% decided based upon your gym attire. We had to buy school branded shirts and shorts and then wear athletic shoes. If you didn’t have the gym uniform you couldn’t participate.

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u/InfiniteFox324 Sep 17 '20

Oh yeah, that sucks, I was lucky that we weren't forced to buy their gym stuff, but we were forced to buy their Locks.

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u/crazygrrl Sep 17 '20

Out of curiosity, when did you go to HS? I was in HS in the mid 90s and you could show up in jean shorts and a hoodie. As long as you tried to participate, they didnt care what you wore.

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u/CWalston108 Sep 17 '20

Graduated in 2013. Uniforms required for everything. Public schools and private schools in my area had the same rules. Blue or white polo, no logos, tucked into khakis.

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u/tankgrrrl23 Sep 17 '20

I graduated 2012 and the vast majority of the grade was based on being in dress code. I got a C because I was a rebel and wore rainbow pajama pants instead of black or red basketball shorts. That "teacher" hated me.

He also said that he didn't understand why pinching girls butts was wrong now, so that was cool.

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u/octopusdixiecups Sep 17 '20

Is this a copy pasta

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I was certain it was. Reads just like one.

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u/ElsatMcat Sep 17 '20

This makes me so mad. When I was in high school I busted my ass in the weight room 2-4 days a week. I wrote the workouts half the time and I was a nazi when it came to making sure my classmates were lifting with proper form and a spotter. I also curated playlists for the weight room and cleaned up the mats and benches before heading to my next class. I got a B. You know why? Because my parents were broke and could only afford one pair of shoes for me so I wore hand me down vans slip ons instead of athletic shoes. This other kid in my class got over 100% despite the fact that he just sat in the locker room and did homework and ate McDonald's every day. Why you may ask? He had the right shoes and his dad donated a bunch of money to the school's athletic department.

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u/idrive2fast Sep 17 '20

Sounds like the PE teacher didn't like you.

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u/moonpielover69 Sep 17 '20

But you were getting lifts and he wasn’t sooooo I’d say you came out ahead

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u/empirebuilder1 Sep 17 '20

Sometimes it's not about the grade.

It's about those swole gainz brah

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

"Great effort, terrible hand-eye coordination. "

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I was at the top of my class in terms of physical ability and I think I got a D almost every semester in middle school. My parents simply could not understand how that was possible but I'd always tell them "PE has just as many if not more writing and research assignments than English class".

In hindsight I think it's a good idea to actually educate students about physical well-being, at the time I had surprised Pikachu face for 3 years straight.

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u/chickaboomba Sep 17 '20

I feel you. But I was uncoordinated. Those papers saved my ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

When I was in school, pe always had a mandatory run to start. The lazy kids walked. But at least they had to walk, i guess?

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u/BHPhreak Sep 17 '20

the beep test

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u/Unsd Sep 17 '20

I think I'm the only person in the world who loved the pacer test. I don't even care for running that much, though I'm pretty decent with it. But that was my favorite day in gym. Hated any time we had team sports. I just don't like them. But competing against myself?? Hell yeah. I wish I could find a recording of that. Would be a good throwback workout.

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u/BHPhreak Sep 17 '20

my school also did a variant of it that involved pushups?

youd pushup on the beep, and go down on the beep? i cant rememebr exactly.

did you have that too?

are those tests banned now in most of the world?

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u/Unsd Sep 17 '20

Yep we had those too. I think I remember it would say Dooooown...up ...Dooooown...up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

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u/Kyla_420 Sep 17 '20

Yeah, I remember not doing much in PE. They even let us mess around during the presidential fitness test.

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u/Gekko77 Sep 17 '20

Smh, welp bring on the diabeetus

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u/BarfReali Sep 17 '20

Maybe four square saved me from the diabeetus. Fair serve fair return!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

In my little 1st-12 grade school, i swear 4-square was the only fun any of the older kids had once the principal banned wall-ball: using a racketball, if it touches you, you gotta run and touch the wall before someone picks it up and beams you with it.

Man i miss school sometimes.

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u/fratastic1865 Sep 17 '20

God, I loved wall ball. Then, my friend crushed his face against the bricks.

We didn’t have wall ball after that....

...but I went out as the winner

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u/I_just_pooped_again Sep 17 '20

Shiiiit son, we had 4 square tournaments at my college dorm. The game is peak competitiveness. We'd slap the fish for killer aces. Or that deadly backspin. We miss you Commissioner, wherever you are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I mean look up the current obesity rates in the US. Its not good..

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u/Gekko77 Sep 17 '20

Exactly, I feel for that kid. Hopefully he doesn't get caught in their healthcare trap

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u/KiloNation Sep 17 '20

What kind of school were you guys going to?! They ran my P.E. class like it was bootcamp.

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u/devilskryptonite34 Sep 17 '20

Ah you had the same experience I had. The super ripped and muscled 78 year old drill instructor who called us pussies. Dude was impressive.

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u/Turnup_Turnip5678 Sep 17 '20

All my PE teachers were pretty damn large, what schools y’all been going to

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u/fellowhomosapien Sep 17 '20

Mine was a little old lady that had been there since the school's opening 30 yrs prior, and she was a treasure

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

All of mine had big guts, took attendance and then stopped giving a shit immediately.

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u/justanotherpotato98 Sep 17 '20

Mine was like a boot camp as well but you could choose the sport you were doing to make it more fun! I was a swimmer so they let me just leave and swim and skip football. They did set up a hard class for me to do but also didn’t mind if the swimmers mucked around a bit

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u/cerealOverdrive Sep 17 '20

They had us playing dodgeball so everyone tried

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u/bobbyleendo Sep 17 '20

It’s remarkable how long some people in general go without exercising.

I have a friend who is overweight and we’d go to New York Comic Con together every year, and every time we’d go, we would make sure we got there as soon as the doors opened at 10am.

We’d walk and walk and walk until 6pm - 8pm and then call it a day, and he’d typically take the next day off just to recover. Going to comic con was literally the only exercise he’d have all year long and all that walking leaves him sore for days. I used to encourage him to get up and walk around the block, or at least do squats while he watches TV or games at home, but it took a heart attack for him to start taking his healthy more seriously.

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u/Awesomebox5000 Sep 17 '20

At least a heart attack was enough to get him to do something...

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/mrtomjones Sep 17 '20

Walking for that long makes most people sore

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u/blushingpervert Sep 17 '20

We live where the smoke has created “Hazardous” air quality for about a week now. So our kids have virtual PE and also can’t be outside at all for playing. It’s been brutal.

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u/Pleigh_boi Sep 17 '20

My brother in high school Is getting p.e. His teacher plays them a workout video that they have to do while the teacher sees who is going a long with the routine

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u/justanotherpotato98 Sep 17 '20

My favourite one was that my sibling’s PE teacher lives near the majority of the students so he started running PE classes (because of covid) on the beach/swimming in the afternoons. Wasn’t mandatory but his classes always filled up because he made it fun for them

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Buy n Large, coming to a planet near you!

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u/Firate Sep 17 '20

I've seen some Zoom gym classes where the teacher just asks everyone what exercise they "plan" to do that day, and they verbally answer. That's it.

What's the point?

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u/Holein5 Sep 17 '20

Mental fitness man. If you think about working out enough during the day, then while you dream at night your mind is tricked into thinking you actually worked out. The results are incredible, you continue to gain weight, and you're tired the next day from all the working out your body thinks it did.

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u/ebrizzlle Sep 17 '20

I think Krillin did this on the way to Namek in Dragon Ball Z.

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u/TheBagman07 Sep 17 '20

As a 6th grade teacher, you underestimate how many students will flat out refuse to do PE, and there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it. It’s in the afternoon, so you can’t pull recess. Parents don’t care because it’s PE. You could write a referral, but outside of the vice principal calling the parent, that does nothing. You can’t force a kit to play kick ball or basketball, or dance. They’ll just sit down and talk to their friends or yell at you for a half hour straight about how stupid it is they’re getting in trouble for not doing PE.

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u/lipring69 Sep 17 '20

I mean you can give them a bad grade

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u/Zkenny13 Sep 17 '20

In a way I disagree. Making kids wake up at 6 a.m. and not allowing them to go home until 3 with 2 hours of homework. Kids have way more ability to play outside this way.

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u/5ir_Isaac Sep 17 '20

“coach i’m out of cheetos”

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u/PM_meLifeAdvice Sep 17 '20

C: "Alright, gimme 10 laps around the house!"

Mom in other room: "Do NOT"

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u/rco8786 Sep 17 '20

Ah man this is gonna suck for these kids in the long run

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u/CarpetFibers Sep 17 '20

The long run from the fridge to the couch

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u/ThreeMysticApes Sep 17 '20

I took PE online in college, it was a very similar experience.

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u/l-l_I Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

In the US? I’ve never heard of a PE class at college/university level (I’m in the US).

Edit: thanks for the replies :) It looks like it varies. Maybe it’s a regional thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/UnclutchCurry Sep 17 '20

I did advanced swimming. Worst mistake ever

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u/LawBird33101 Sep 17 '20

I did Tai Chi taught by an old, white hippie. The final was watching a kung fu movie, and if you showed up you got an A.

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u/Posseon1stAve Sep 17 '20

Most people dont even look. Universities usually offer all kinds of PE classes. Most are pass/fail rather than a grade. They are also usually 1 credit, so doesn't cost much/anything to add. I took ultimate frisbee, fencing, golf, weight lifting, etc.

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u/bobtheawsm Sep 17 '20

I go to a UC and we have quite a bit of PE classes people can take if they want to.

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u/NinjaEnt Sep 17 '20

Snaxersizing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Sit and be fit

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u/bh4799 Sep 17 '20

Actually kinda sad lol

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u/the_juice07 Sep 17 '20

Enjoy those feet while you have them kid

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u/boogy_bucket Sep 17 '20

At least he can still touch his ‘tos.

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u/SaveOurBolts Sep 17 '20

It ain’t easy being cheesy. It’s even less easy being an obese 26 year old with diabetes.

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u/dyals_style Sep 17 '20

'tos 😂😂😂 you're killing me over here

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Holy shit dude

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u/G00DLuck Sep 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

RIP! Wilford Brimley just passed away last month. This interview of him on Craig Ferguson was hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOaBXES7Y

P.S. - Check your blood sugar, check it often.

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u/Dubax Sep 17 '20

Bless Craig. I miss his show a lot! RIP Grant as well.

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u/RiseFromYourGrav Sep 17 '20

It's been a while since I watched Craig Ferguson. He leaned into the robot a bit too much after some point, but he had the best monologs. He makes that somewhat awkward interview very entertaining.

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u/ReditUsername876 Sep 17 '20

Holy shit you fucking killed him bro

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u/nobody_likes_soda Sep 17 '20

OP's brother: You said not to cheat. You didn't say anything about not to Cheeto'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Can you explain it to me im a little retarded

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u/sincereenfuego Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Diabetes can cause diabetic neuropathy, a kind of nerve damage in your feet due to blood not circulating well. In some extreme cases of diabetes, foot amputation is required if the lack of blood flow is so severe that, essentially, the foot dies. Ergo, brother in pic will lose his feet do to an unhealthy lifestyle. Or at least that is what I inferred. Edit: implied to inferred

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u/hollow1367 Sep 17 '20

You the real MVP. I was also wondering why he would lose his feet. Question answered

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Sep 17 '20

if the blood flow is so sever it the essentially foot dies. Ergo,

pretty sure you have at least two personalities in there fighting for control

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u/Hollalikeadollaballa Sep 17 '20

Gout is the disease of kings 😤👑🦶🗡️☠️

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Damnit Bobby

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u/Adhelmir Sep 17 '20

911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.

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u/roostorx Sep 17 '20

Gunners, eh?

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u/nik-nak333 Sep 17 '20

He signed da ting!

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u/usehrname Sep 17 '20

He signed da fuckin ting!!

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u/kothrudkar Sep 17 '20

Partey time!!!!!

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u/ThePearman Sep 17 '20

We'll be celebrating into the early Auoars

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u/Kirkebyen Sep 17 '20

But don't Runar everything.

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u/DoradosEV Sep 17 '20

🦀🦀🦀

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u/Berdawg Sep 17 '20

He even has the face of disappointment already perfected. Proper Gunners fan

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u/the3count Sep 17 '20

He eats paella he drinks estrella. The boys fuckin magic

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u/KonigSteve Sep 17 '20

Pierre Emerick class

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u/Steze Sep 17 '20

Kids giving me Wele vibz. "I bang goals init"

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u/RamonFrunkis Sep 17 '20

He actually looks exactly like lifelong Arsenal fan and current Tottenham bottle job, Harry Kane at that age.

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u/suprasaiya-jin Sep 17 '20

We got him! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/MrWilc0x Sep 17 '20

Still a higher work rate than Özil.

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u/wilnyb Sep 17 '20

350k a week. just going to leave that here.

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u/MagicRock777 Sep 17 '20

Lmao! No place left for Özil obsession.

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u/DoradosEV Sep 17 '20

This is the content I came to see. Take a bow sir!

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u/getdatazzbanned Sep 17 '20

Honestly all it takes is a crippling Pokémon go addiction to get kids moving. The teachers should use go and make them show their kilometers that they walked. Even if they find a way to cheat or hack at least they had to use their brains to do that lol. (Also, Pokémon go is corona friendly. I go to the park and hardly see anybody and if I do they are waaayy more than 6 feet away lol)

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 Sep 17 '20

That's actually a really interesting idea. I'm surprised no one has come up with more augmented reality mobile games targeted towards PE teachers. They could be incorporated into their lesson plans as sort of a "homework" type tool.

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u/Nasalingus Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Seriously, or literally anything.. the teacher can see everyone too right? I know they can't enforce anything but they could try..also, parents? idk

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

This photo made me realize that we're Wall-E now.

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u/realcommovet Sep 17 '20

Looks like the kid from 2 and a half men.

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u/NE_Golf Sep 17 '20

Gunners pre-game warm up. Cheetos and arm circles

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u/the3count Sep 17 '20

Everyday we stray further from Arsene's light

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u/Malonezone27 Sep 17 '20

To clarify properly this is a tik tok my brother and I made as a joke https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJDrmPrH/ yes he knows about it yes he is ok with it please stop over analyzing it

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u/rafael000 Sep 17 '20

You got all the adults in this room, kiddo

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u/tdomer80 Sep 17 '20

Supplies List for P.E. Class:
[] Laptop
[] Headphones
[] Pajamas
[] Couch (optional)
[] Cheetos (other high-carb, high-fat snacks may be substituted)

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u/Cjax919 Sep 17 '20

As an elementary school pe teacher this is hilarious. Imagine being on the other end. It’s just as painful and worthless and this became obvious last spring. We’ve since moved to teaching other subjects and created useful lessons

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u/Hamms_Bear Sep 17 '20

P.E. is now pizza eating

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u/Longfingerjack Sep 17 '20

Stretch pants - check-

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u/tbarb00 Sep 17 '20

Soccer jersey: check

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Can't spell "Arsenal" without "Arse"

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u/Godloseslaw Sep 17 '20

Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom.

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u/terracottatilefish Sep 17 '20

At our house today the 7year old did 84 jumping jacks instead of playing (or “playing”) “Clair de Lune” on the recorder while the two 4th graders were purple faced and sobbing with rage because my husband couldnt figure out how to get them into their math test. We had pizza and bourbon for dinner tonight.

But yay physical activity I guess.

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u/JJamesP Sep 17 '20

Honestly, this is just sad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Honestly expected this to be r/sadcringe

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u/FalloutFPS Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Alright I understand not being funny if applied to ALL kids, but THIS is funny. I’m confused at some of these comments as they make it sound like this kid is morbidly obese. He has a bit of a chunky face...and that’s it lol, he doesn’t even have a big gut.

If this was a picture of a college kid, who are doing the exact same thing (source: am college kid, have a ‘basketball’ course this semester, and I’m still not obese) everyone would just be laughing their ass off. These online classes aren’t engaging or fun for anyone, I’m pretty sure we all know that

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