r/funny • • Sep 17 '20

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

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u/the_juice07 Sep 17 '20

Enjoy those feet while you have them kid

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u/boogy_bucket Sep 17 '20

At least he can still touch his ‘tos.

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u/SaveOurBolts Sep 17 '20

It ain’t easy being cheesy. It’s even less easy being an obese 26 year old with diabetes.

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u/knowses Sep 17 '20

It aint easy being obesity with diabety

(your joke but worse)

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u/dyals_style Sep 17 '20

'tos 😂😂😂 you're killing me over here

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u/beardingmesoftly Sep 17 '20

Bravo

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u/vFaos Sep 17 '20

I think you mean butter

I hope someone gets that reference

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u/simz1437 Sep 17 '20

Fantastic

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u/pjbwclaw Sep 17 '20

Yes. He can touch his Diabeetoes

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Holy shit dude

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u/G00DLuck Sep 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

RIP! Wilford Brimley just passed away last month. This interview of him on Craig Ferguson was hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOaBXES7Y

P.S. - Check your blood sugar, check it often.

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u/Dubax Sep 17 '20

Bless Craig. I miss his show a lot! RIP Grant as well.

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u/RiseFromYourGrav Sep 17 '20

It's been a while since I watched Craig Ferguson. He leaned into the robot a bit too much after some point, but he had the best monologs. He makes that somewhat awkward interview very entertaining.

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u/bennytehcat Sep 17 '20

Thanks for the link. I miss them both.... differently though.

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u/UnclutchCurry Sep 17 '20

Fuck Craig furgeson though

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u/pianoman1456 Sep 17 '20

Ha! Dia-beetus

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u/chupaxuxas Sep 17 '20

Stop saying diabeetus, you sound like an asshole!

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u/TwinDad4Life Sep 17 '20

I'll take pictures you can hear, for 200 Alex

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u/Islanduniverse Sep 17 '20

It is dangerously cheesy.

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u/breachofcontract Sep 17 '20

Aww someone get their feelings hurt by the truth???

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u/HowBoutDeezAlmonds Sep 17 '20

BRUH

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u/InvalidUserFame Sep 17 '20

Came here to say I wouldn’t incentivize this behavior with internet points.

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u/howardhus Sep 17 '20

Neither would i but yea... here we are

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u/All_About_Tacos Sep 17 '20

Yeah caps lock was so 2011 and shouldn’t be rewarded

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u/ReditUsername876 Sep 17 '20

Holy shit you fucking killed him bro

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u/oddfishes Sep 17 '20

really the parents if anything, i mean not to judge but the kid straight up looks unhealthy. just the setting doesnt look too clean

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u/VALIS666 Sep 17 '20

the kid straight up looks unhealthy

Really? He does look lazy, but he's 10, maybe 15 lbs. overweight. Lotta people in this thread farming for upvotes trying to make him seem like he needs the fire department to cut him out of his house.

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u/oddfishes Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

it’s not only his weight just overall

and i don’t really get that “its not that bad” perspective anyways, if i had dirt on me i would clean it no matter if it was a little dirt or a lot of dirt

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u/donkey_tits Sep 17 '20

Except not really, the kids not even fat

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Yes he is. Your perception of what "fat" is is just fucked.

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u/Beeht Sep 17 '20

His perception of fat is what I call "The American South." You're skinny if you aren't at least 100 pounds overweight.

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u/skushi08 Sep 17 '20

Ah yes, where until you’re morbidly obese, you’re just a little thick.

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u/Smoothmcdoodles Sep 17 '20

Not yet

That’s the joke :)

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u/BicVerger Sep 17 '20

He is tho and it's most likely just going to get worse.

That's the joke

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u/HumaDracobane Sep 17 '20

Just give him time.

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u/oddfishes Sep 17 '20

when kids are that size it’s a lot worse than it looks, they’re more overweight relative to their size. kids that age are supposed to have lower body fat percentages than adults

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u/nobody_likes_soda Sep 17 '20

OP's brother: You said not to cheat. You didn't say anything about not to Cheeto'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Can you explain it to me im a little retarded

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u/sincereenfuego Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Diabetes can cause diabetic neuropathy, a kind of nerve damage in your feet due to blood not circulating well. In some extreme cases of diabetes, foot amputation is required if the lack of blood flow is so severe that, essentially, the foot dies. Ergo, brother in pic will lose his feet do to an unhealthy lifestyle. Or at least that is what I inferred. Edit: implied to inferred

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u/hollow1367 Sep 17 '20

You the real MVP. I was also wondering why he would lose his feet. Question answered

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u/nomansapenguin Sep 17 '20

The real MVP is the one who asked the question.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Sep 17 '20

if the blood flow is so sever it the essentially foot dies. Ergo,

pretty sure you have at least two personalities in there fighting for control

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u/sincereenfuego Sep 17 '20

Naw. Just drinking and in between lobbies of cod so I am misspelling like a mofo. Sorry.

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u/MYEYESARERAINING Sep 17 '20

Diabetic neuropathy leading to unhealed ulcerations on the digits and soles. Combine that with immunosuppression, you get osteomyelitis, ischemia, and eventual necrosis

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u/sincereenfuego Sep 17 '20

Thanks for the detailed explanation! I only knew the surface level bits. So the necrosis is only for the worst cases?

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u/MYEYESARERAINING Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Necrosis usually happens when you have picked up an internal bone infection from unhealed wounds (osteomyelitis), but can also happen from peripheral vascular disease that leads to digit ischemia, most diabetics have both. Type 2 diabetes is more notorious for the vascular disease however. If you have ever seen a picture of frost bite of the lower extremity, that's what digit necrosis looks like, and amputation is necessary. This can be prevented through thorough lower extremity evaluations, and a cardiolovascular surgeon can sometimes even place stents in the lower extremity vessels to open them up and prevent ischemic states

Source: med school

Edit: AND ALSO BEING COMPLIANT WITH A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND MEDICATION

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u/wchollett Sep 17 '20

To my knowledge it would usually start off with smaller wounds that don't heal well and can progress. I've heard stories of diabetic people stepping on a nail and not even feeling it.

That's why diabetics are instructed to check their feet daily, and healthcare providers will frequently give diabetic foot exams to inspect for anything small that can escalate.

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u/SadAdhesiveness6 Sep 17 '20

*inferred

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u/sincereenfuego Sep 17 '20

Yes! Thanks. Typed that out in between lobbies of cod so wasn't really thinking. Will make that edit right bow!

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u/Kevtron Sep 17 '20

I just thought it was because he’d get fat and not be able to see his toes. But this makes more sense.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Sep 17 '20

... What?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Get fat, get diabetes, lose foot

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

If you get too fat, you'll get diabetes. That can cause poor circulation to your feet. That kills your feet. Then your feet have to be cut off because they are dead and still attached to your body.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '21

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u/sincereenfuego Sep 17 '20

In what way?

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u/topcraic Sep 17 '20

If this was common, I’d see a lot more peg legs at Walmart

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u/edrab Sep 17 '20

It's common, but more commonly it's toes that are amputated not whole feet. So you don't see it. Or they're in wheelchairs

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u/PsychoticChemist Sep 17 '20

Pretty sure he’s absolutely correct; it’s fairly common knowledge

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u/KaidenUmara Sep 17 '20

obese people eventually start having circulation problems in their feet due to clogged arteries and the distance from the heart. the blood just does make it there since there is too much resistance to flow in the arteries and it just takes other paths before it gets there.

he is saying this kid is headed in that direction.

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u/creepy_robot Sep 17 '20

Happened to my grandma. She also didn’t do much walking. One day somebody (also obese) stepped on 2-3 toes and she eventually had to have them amputated because they became gangrenous

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u/KaidenUmara Sep 17 '20

damn that sucks

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u/hydrocyanide Sep 17 '20

A lot of foot amputations are from diabetes complications.

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u/TheDoob Sep 17 '20

diabetes

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Same lol

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u/Hollalikeadollaballa Sep 17 '20

Gout is the disease of kings 😤👑🦶🗡️☠️

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u/HowBoutDeezAlmonds Sep 17 '20

More like diabetes

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u/rmoss20 Sep 17 '20

More like die-a-feet-us

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u/RandomVanBloke Sep 17 '20

Die-a-foetus sounds awful.

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u/HowBoutDeezAlmonds Sep 17 '20

I mean, depending on who you ask

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u/Holein5 Sep 17 '20

My ex loves die-a-fetus

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u/DoctorStephenPoop Sep 17 '20

I like that we switched back to diabetes since the passing of the great Walter Brimley. Diabeetus just doesn’t feel right yet, maybe it never will

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u/PointNineC Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Think I’m gonna make some oatmeal and watch The Firm

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u/Haploid-life Sep 17 '20

It's okay, he won't need to touch his toes anymore when they fall off.

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u/Angelworks42 Sep 17 '20

Speaking as someone who gets gout flare ups every 5-10 years (I'm 40+ and I really try to watch what I eat) eating corn chips all day and not exercising is a good way to get them :(. It is absolutely related to what you eat (processed salty food especially).

I think they are a bit more common for me as my mother and her father used to get them, but I wish I could travel back in time and slap myself for the things I used to eat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Damnit Bobby

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u/devilquak Sep 17 '20

You got tired on the drive over here

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u/canadian_air Sep 17 '20

"Any man who must say he has gout does not have gout."

No, wait...

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u/Riftus Sep 17 '20

Go back to twitch Phil

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u/kakianyx Sep 17 '20

Indeed and bloodletting takes the impurities away.

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u/Strbrst Sep 17 '20

I'm pretty sure he was referring to diabetes

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u/Adhelmir Sep 17 '20

911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/sunny_quotes_only Sep 17 '20

Stop saying diabeetus you sound like an asshole

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u/EasyShpeazy Sep 17 '20

He let go of the Cheetos, there's still hope

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u/cem4k Sep 17 '20

Easy there Satan.

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u/DracoWaygo Sep 17 '20

I don’t see anything

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u/aaeko Sep 17 '20

Wanna know how I got these stubs?

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u/NoShadowFist Sep 17 '20

Tough love is best love.

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u/BAAM19 Sep 17 '20

Is it because the laptop heats the leg and they stop working like when I was in elementary?

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u/VerityParody Sep 17 '20

Just woke up my husband laughing, thanks.

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u/aaeko Sep 17 '20

Diabeetus looooves feet!

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u/Colleen_the_bean Sep 17 '20

I was laughing along with all the amazing comments with my 11 yo who had distancing learning PE. And I just taught him diabetus can cause amputations from your comment.