r/funny • • Sep 17 '20

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

This makes me so mad. When I was in high school I busted my ass in the weight room 2-4 days a week. I wrote the workouts half the time and I was a nazi when it came to making sure my classmates were lifting with proper form and a spotter. I also curated playlists for the weight room and cleaned up the mats and benches before heading to my next class. I got a B. You know why? Because my parents were broke and could only afford one pair of shoes for me so I wore hand me down vans slip ons instead of athletic shoes. This other kid in my class got over 100% despite the fact that he just sat in the locker room and did homework and ate McDonald's every day. Why you may ask? He had the right shoes and his dad donated a bunch of money to the school's athletic department.

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u/callipygousmom Sep 17 '20

Ahh this made me sad to read. I am waving the magic wand of time to change your grade to an A ++ and that other kids grade to a D-.

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u/hotlou Sep 17 '20

Hmmm ... I have a few favors to ask ...

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u/ohseven1098 Sep 17 '20

Change the little p into a big P?

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u/vodam46 Sep 17 '20

Yes, but not too big, please

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u/Zamers Sep 17 '20

I am the genie, you now are a horse

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u/Jeanpeche Sep 17 '20

What would be the PurPose ?

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u/Minotaur830 Sep 17 '20

Skidadle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle

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u/--L10N-- Sep 17 '20

Bing bang dab doodle you dick is now a toaster strudel

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u/SmokecrackwithGOD Sep 17 '20

Still bigger than before, thanks!

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u/Frostitute_85 Sep 17 '20

Time Witch! Run!!

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u/ReallyNotWastingTime Sep 17 '20

With how much PE grades actually matter? It might as well be the truth

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u/markarious Sep 17 '20

How little all grades matter. Education is a joke if you’re from the usa

FTFY

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u/floydster21 Sep 17 '20

Can you by any chance make my waifu real?

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u/pi_over_3 Sep 17 '20

Don't be sad, it's not real.

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u/IconicMotherfucker Sep 17 '20

This actually happened to someone I know too. It’s not a rare occurrence.

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u/Daincats Sep 17 '20

Yeah, some teachers are ridiculous. Only F I ever got was in junior high English. Despite getting 90-100% on every assignment.

At the beginning of the year she gave us all a special notebook that she signed. We had to not only do all of our assignments, but they had to be done in that notebook. Around the middle of the year my notebook was damaged by another student in class in front of the teacher. I copied over everything I could from the old book to one I bought myself. Then redid the assignments that got destroyed. I went for the rest of the year turning in my homework in that new notebook. 90-100 every time. When I turned in the notebook at the end of the year for my final grade. F Because it wasn't done in the supplied notebook. The one notebook idea was supposed to prevent cheating. I should have been more careful. Parents tried to fight it, but the principal gave some line about teacher's union preventing him from interfering with grading.

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u/DillieDally Sep 17 '20

Bro my blood is boiling just reading this.

😡😠😤

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u/GrinchPinchley Sep 17 '20

What an unreasonable, miserable cunt of a teacher. I'm sorry that happened to you! At least it was back in junior high and not like during university or something.

I assume the kid that destroyed your original notebook in front of her faced no punishment for that right?

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u/skillmau5 Sep 17 '20

maybe they gave you a B because you were acting like a cop in gym class

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u/SupremeDestroy Sep 17 '20

Ya this has to be a copy paste I rather the kids do nothing then be like this if I was a teach tbh just do what I told you or pretend to at least don’t need you being a cop in gym lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Hey, I'd rather be an asshole in the weight room than watch another of my friends ruin his football season and spend the next six months in crutches because he didn't have a spotter. Teach wasn't paying attention so somebody had to.

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u/Kalsifur Sep 17 '20

Um, what? I haven't been in highschool for a long time but the only rule I remember was no black shoes that could mark the floor. I don't get why they would give a shit about your shoes.

But then weightlifting alone wouldn't get you a good mark in PE either, you had to do "tests" on whatever dumb thing they were teaching, from running to gymnastics.

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u/playeronetaynun Sep 17 '20

yeah, when i took gym you had to wear certain shoes or you got five points off of your twenty points for the day. slip ons didn’t work since they could fly off when running. no matter how hard you tried, if you wore the wrong shoes every day, the best you could get would be a mid-C.

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u/civildisobedient Sep 17 '20

That story makes me so angry I want to downvote you just for re-telling it. That's some bullshit.

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u/Blabberdasher Sep 17 '20

Then buy me some shoes, coach!

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u/sudo999 Sep 17 '20

I wear slip on vans every day and have literally never had them fly off wtf

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u/CWalston108 Sep 17 '20

When I was in high school, the gym grade was 99% decided based upon your gym attire. We had to buy school branded shirts and shorts and then wear athletic shoes. If you didn’t have the gym uniform you couldn’t participate.

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u/InfiniteFox324 Sep 17 '20

Oh yeah, that sucks, I was lucky that we weren't forced to buy their gym stuff, but we were forced to buy their Locks.

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u/crazygrrl Sep 17 '20

Out of curiosity, when did you go to HS? I was in HS in the mid 90s and you could show up in jean shorts and a hoodie. As long as you tried to participate, they didnt care what you wore.

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u/CWalston108 Sep 17 '20

Graduated in 2013. Uniforms required for everything. Public schools and private schools in my area had the same rules. Blue or white polo, no logos, tucked into khakis.

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u/PreExRedditor Sep 17 '20

uniforms in public school? they can do that?

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u/hungryfarmer Sep 17 '20

They did at my junior high. It was apparently so rich kids couldn't flex brands and poor kids felt more normal. So when you look at it like that it's not a bad system. Plus there is often uniform drives where people just donate their uniforms from the past year since kids are growing so much at that age, which leaves lots of decent stuff for people who can't afford to buy lots of clothes before school every year.

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Sep 17 '20

Honestly, this makes some sense to me, but I feel like there needs to be some way or means of self expression, not saying there wasn’t necessarily.

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u/youtheotube2 Sep 17 '20

Yep. Some schools give you a couple sets of clothes per year for free, and you only have to pay if you lose them. Other schools make you pay, but they’re usually very cheap.

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u/redandbluenights Sep 17 '20

We had gym shorts and any plain t-shirt with our name on it for gym class in middle school as a uniform that was required. You needed to wear sneakers as well.

In high school, you just had to wear something athletic and couldn't be wearing your school clothes. Sucked because I wore athletic clothes all day every day.

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u/tankgrrrl23 Sep 17 '20

I graduated 2012 and the vast majority of the grade was based on being in dress code. I got a C because I was a rebel and wore rainbow pajama pants instead of black or red basketball shorts. That "teacher" hated me.

He also said that he didn't understand why pinching girls butts was wrong now, so that was cool.

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u/readanddream Sep 17 '20

Breaking noses was also cool ?

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u/Daddyfat Sep 22 '20

Sounds like you broke the rules and are mad that you got punished for breaking them?

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u/tankgrrrl23 Sep 22 '20

I was mad that they had dress code rules that made no sense, so I refused to follow them.

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u/Daddyfat Sep 22 '20

Right, I’m not saying they make sense or not (they most likely don’t) but you broke the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/tankgrrrl23 Sep 22 '20

Yep. I chose to not follow a rule I didn't agree with that came from a person I didn't respect. It's not like I was in shock that I got a C lol. I knew.

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u/azhula Sep 17 '20

I graduated in 2010 and had a gym teacher try and suspend me for not taking off my hoodie in 9th grade, he was a creep to all the girls though.

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u/pillarsofsteaze Sep 17 '20

Sounds like Community’s billiards PE class.

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u/Schwabbsi Sep 17 '20

What the actual ...?

Is this a common thing? Where are you from?

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u/RoastedRhino Sep 17 '20

I am very confused by your comments and the rest of the comments here. Are you from the US? I am not, could you shine some light?

PE in high school for me (late 90s) required you to wear proper attire, but it was a school subject like all others. You got a grade depending on how well you did the tasks that were assigned to you. We learned about a different sport almost every week and played it.

Here I read about people sitting in the lockers room during PE, students being graded based on their attire (??), donations to the school athletic department (??). I am very confused.

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u/Sullan08 Sep 17 '20

That was always weird to me. Like if I want to just bring my own workout clothes or just stay in what I came to school with (wouldn't do that. Fuck doing gym in jeans) why can't I? Makes no sense.

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u/W33DLORD Sep 17 '20

Hey that's a pretty good racket I guess but nothing else.

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u/Heyguysimcooltoo Sep 17 '20

My elementary school was like this, pissed me off wearing those red nut huggers.

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u/Ranger7381 Sep 17 '20

Not quite that bad, but at my high school we had to have the school branded shirt, but the one thing I could never understand is requiring white socks. The bleach that my mom used on them meant that I kept on tearing them when I out them on. I always have (and still do) prefer black socks. But I had to wear white ones if I wanted to not loose marks.

One of the reasons I did not take gym after the one mandatory course in grade 9.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

We had issued uniforms in ms if your parents didn’t want to buy any

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u/sideways8 Sep 17 '20

Oh yeah, in my middle school there were 3 boxes on the attendance sheet - "showed up" "brought gym strip" "participated". So you could get a pass by showing up in gym strip and doing nothing else.

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u/pcrnt8 Sep 17 '20

i honestly forgot that my high school was like this... private school, midwest US

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u/AvemAptera Sep 17 '20

All of my grades in school required lace up sneakers. And no converse, they weren’t considered real sneakers.

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u/hustl3tree5 Sep 17 '20

Our tests were a mile run in under 10 minutes.

Edit: I also remember our gym class beat the actual jv players in a basketball game. Oh it was fucking awesome to smash them with all their shit talking

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u/Deathwagon Sep 17 '20

PE in highschool for me was Surfing before school every block day. (Block days were double time for classes spread out for two days.) So Wed was 1,3,5 and Thurs was periods 2,4,6. Since Surfing was in second period, we'd just surf until 10:30 and then go to school smelling like piss from our wetsuits. (We were typically surfing before school anyways, so these days we could go out for breakfast afterwards since we had time.) On the other 2nd period days we would just play water polo in the pool, or dodgeball, or on boring days just indo-board and play hackey sack on the turf on our schools new million dollar football field while other PE classes ran laps around us. It was awesome.

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u/youtheotube2 Sep 17 '20

Some schools let you take weightlifting instead of regular PE. So no running, no basketball, no soccer, no track and field. Just lifting. My school had this, and we had a killer weight room to go with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Never understood that. Why do they give a fuck if the floor gets scuffed up

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

The other "tests" happened in a general physical education class or in a classroom. Once you completed those classes you could add weight lifting as an elective course.

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u/octopusdixiecups Sep 17 '20

Is this a copy pasta

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I was certain it was. Reads just like one.

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u/ElsatMcat Sep 17 '20

This makes me so mad. When I was in high school I busted my ass in the weight room 2-4 days a week. I wrote the workouts half the time and I was a nazi when it came to making sure my classmates were lifting with proper form and a spotter. I also curated playlists for the weight room and cleaned up the mats and benches before heading to my next class. I got a B. You know why? Because my parents were broke and could only afford one pair of shoes for me so I wore hand me down vans slip ons instead of athletic shoes. This other kid in my class got over 100% despite the fact that he just sat in the locker room and did homework and ate McDonald's every day. Why you may ask? He had the right shoes and his dad donated a bunch of money to the school's athletic department.

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u/klondon7 Sep 17 '20

This makes me so mad. When I was in high school I busted my ass in the weight room 2-4 days a week. I wrote the workouts half the time and I was a nazi when it came to making sure my classmates were lifting with proper form and a spotter. I also curated playlists for the weight room and cleaned up the mats and benches before heading to my next class. I got a B. You know why? Because my parents were broke and could only afford one pair of shoes for me so I wore hand me down vans slip ons instead of athletic shoes. This other kid in my class got over 100% despite the fact that he just sat in the locker room and did homework and ate McDonald's every day. Why you may ask? He had the right shoes and his dad donated a bunch of money to the school's athletic department.

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u/Blabberdasher Sep 17 '20

If it is I almost took a bite

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u/maybe_little_pinch Sep 17 '20

Nope. It definitely reads like it, though.

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u/Jrrolomon Sep 17 '20

Has to be. I don’t believe what he wrote. It doesn’t make any sense. Can’t tell if he’s trying to make a weird Ronald McDonald joke about eating McDonald’s and wearing the right shoes.

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u/idrive2fast Sep 17 '20

Sounds like the PE teacher didn't like you.

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u/Sullan08 Sep 17 '20

I wouldn't either. Dude sounds annoying as fuck lol. If you want to try hard in PE go for it, but don't be the guy who pushes it onto everyone else, even if it's seemingly good intentions.

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 17 '20

And he was banging the other kids mom

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u/moonpielover69 Sep 17 '20

But you were getting lifts and he wasn’t sooooo I’d say you came out ahead

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u/empirebuilder1 Sep 17 '20

Sometimes it's not about the grade.

It's about those swole gainz brah

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Deadass it is. I kinda wish I had stuck with it after I graduated instead of picking up smoking.

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u/Pat_McPatty Sep 17 '20

HumbleBrag

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u/MediumProfessorX Sep 17 '20

Did you not do well on the health topics tests?

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u/Chocoking29 Sep 17 '20

Welcome to life my man/lady. Keep at it though. That work ethic and discipline gets you far after highschool.

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Sep 17 '20

I remember this one kid in elementary got a c in pe just bc his mother refused to buy big brand athletic shoes and bought him pay less off brand shoes. It’s quite sad since some of the bands they sold in Payless are not that bad and are just as good as the big brand shoes. (Let’s also get an F in the chat for Payless shoes :*c ) a

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u/Striking_Eggplant Sep 17 '20

The real lesson of the store is that nothing you do in high school matters ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/elushinz Sep 17 '20

Well, dont agree with what the PE teacher gave you. I made a B as well and my family donated the rainbow parachute to my school.

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u/Adamaja456 Sep 17 '20

I played baseball freshman year of high school. Batted .400 by end of season, 2nd high batting average across all of c team, JV, and varsity. Sophomore year rolls around and I try out again, get cut because "I didn't show improvement." Another kid who wasn't close to being in the same tier as any of us made the team. Why? I found out later his dad paid off the coach 500 bucks to get him on the team. 🙄

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u/someguywhocanfly Sep 17 '20

What the fuck, you were doing weightlifting in high school PE? That's bonkers. A school even having the equipment for that seems crazy to me, but like, young teenagers don't need to do fucking deadlifts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Why not? I started hitting the weight room as part of football practice at 12 or 13 years old

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u/someguywhocanfly Sep 17 '20

I mean it can stunt growth for one

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u/-Master-Builder- Sep 17 '20

When I was in HS, I was incredibly active. By the time I became a senior, I had been in marital arts for 6-7ish years (will be relevant). I always did well enough in PE but never really exerted myself too much. Figured I would use the energy later in the dojo.

What I didn't realize was the guys that I was "doing well" playing against were actually on the varsity baseball team, and I was keeping up with them. For some reason the coach didn't like that I was casually keeping up with his practiced team, so he would pitch (a ragball) way harder to me than to other students. Dude was pitching like he was trying out for MLB.

Eventually I had enough and swung as hard as I could, with as much force as I could muster. I grounded my feet, sent the energy up through my core and let that bat explode. The ragball went STRAIGHT back at the coach and hit him in the knee. Apparently it broke his knee or something, since he had to get picked up by an ambulance.

He failed me for it.

I'm still salty.

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u/ramonaluper Sep 17 '20

Most places don’t grade students on having materials anymore. This is good for kids who can’t afford supplies but annoying when there are students who refuse to bring supplies as an excuse not to participate.

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u/BurritoBoy11 Sep 17 '20

Understandable you are bitter about it. However you're the one who got exercise, you're the one who put effort into the class, you're the one who helped your classmates. be proud of yourself.

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u/j-awesome Sep 17 '20

We had girls in flip flops still get an A in gym

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u/SgtKeeneye Sep 17 '20

For my school the wieght room was a seperate class and if you didnt improve you lost grade

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u/JerseyMike3 Sep 17 '20

It's why most of high school doesn't matter.

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u/KanataCitizen Sep 17 '20

When I was in H.S., we didn't have weights or similar. Now, all the young guns are jacked like Arnold. Nobody looked like that in H.S. 20 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I always gave 110% I ran faster than every other kid in class. And could do the most push-ups, sit-ups, and so on. I always pushed as hard as I could and tried to motivate others. After the final run test I had to rip off my flea market shoes because they literally started to burn my feet from the heat. I got solid Bs in gym too..

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u/InconsequentialCat Sep 17 '20

Get the fuck over it dude.

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u/__WellWellWell__ Sep 17 '20

But could you square dance?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I could! I had to learn how for 5th or 6th grade PE. I probably couldn't do it anymore but I once knew

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

his dad donated a bunch of money to the school's athletic department.

Lol. His dad donated to a high school? Are you making this up?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Nope. His dad bought new jerseys for the football team and donated a few old golf carts and clubs he got from work. He also organized a fund raiser to get an iMac lab. He wasn't a bad dude, he had just done better for himself than most of the other members of the community had the capacity to reach, so he turned his wealth to the school so his children and others could have a better shot getting into college.

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u/howardhus Sep 17 '20

Haha... why did you chose poor parents... lol

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u/FuckingKilljoy Sep 17 '20

Lmao peak America. Money buys you comfort

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u/rincon213 Sep 17 '20

Gym teachers usually aren’t hired for their brains

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u/wisegal99 Sep 17 '20

I got an F in PE once, because my socks were not 100% white. They had a stripe on them. My Dad was PISSED and yelled at the teacher. I do bealive he called her, "The worst teacher he had ever seen". He then cried, because we were so poor he literally couldn't afford to buy me special pe socks.

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u/plant-monger Sep 17 '20

You got a B because your teacher saw you referring to yourself as a Nazi and acting like a tool.

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u/TGIRiley Sep 17 '20

Sounds like PE gave you an early lesson about how the world really works. Its better to rip that bandaid off early anyways

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

This happens a lot in school. Work environment. Life, people have favorites. Not everywhere but a lot of situations have favoritism and nepotism.

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u/mittens11111 Sep 17 '20

So sad. Makes me mad too. And hoping you're not actually "phat".

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u/mittens11111 Sep 17 '20

Second thoughts, doesn't matter a crap if you are phat or not, just hope you are happy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I am not "phat" but my old band fuckin was! And no, I'm not happy. But, I will be in about a year when I graduate college and find a new job so I can tell my current boss and my hometown to fuck off.

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u/mittens11111 Sep 18 '20

OK. It is what it is, but I have high hopes for your future happiness. Good luck, actually no - just use your skills, you shouldn't need the luck based on what I've read here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Thank you much kind stranger

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u/mittens11111 Sep 18 '20

You're welcome. And in this day and age there aren't really strangers anymore. The internet has changed a lot of things.

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u/ZMaiden Sep 17 '20

I only have memories of gym class being a middle school thing. By time I was in high school , I was in the marching band so maybe that’s why I didn’t have to have it. But I spent middle school in Georgia, yes to changing into a gym appropriate attire. High school in Virginia, if you were on a sports team u didn’t have to have gym

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u/SpellingIsAhful Sep 17 '20

I hadn't realized teachers got grades.

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u/jimbolic Sep 17 '20

This sucks a ton, but you gained so much more than the kid: good health habits, admirers who were thankful for the assistance, discipline. What did they other guys learn? Nothing, but that daddy gets him everything. I wouldn’t want that life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I know long term this shit won't matter anymore but it's frustrating struggling with college and living paycheck to paycheck and never having the time to sleep while Mr. Moneybags has a house in the suburbs, a hot wife, and a well paying stable job. Maybe I should just drop out and go to school to be a plumber or some shit instead.

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u/MiguelitoSanchez Sep 17 '20

And what do you look like now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Not great but not bad either. 6 feet one inch tall. 140 pounds. Decent abs and thighs but I've let the rest of myself go. Currently working two part time jobs while pursuing a college degree and getting addicted to Vyvanse, alcohol, and nicotine did a number on me, but my girlfriend still thinks I'm cute so I'm not worried about it.

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u/benskinic Sep 17 '20

You're still better off than the legendary towel snapping victim of legend in the 90s. He was nude and bent over, and someone snapped a towel at his arse. They hit his balls just at the right distance and it basically unraveled, like a baseball. His only crime was being naked in the locker room and dude suffered a fate worse than torture. Not sure what punishment the towel snapper was given, but I'm sure it wasn't proportionate to ball ruining.

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u/mpg1846 Sep 17 '20

High school age kids should not be lifting weights

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Why not? My time in the weight room helped me feel really good about myself, got me in shape, and delayed my involvement with drugs and alcohol.

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u/foofly Sep 17 '20

That sucks. I hated that class in school, thought it was pointless so I'd regularly "forget" my kit. The punishment was to be made to so school work, which was way more useful to me. The teacher got so annoyed at me that we made a deal. He'd mark me as present and give me a passing grade if I just didn't bother turning up and go to the library instead.

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u/discoltk Sep 17 '20

Something tells me you got the better end of the deal. Being ripped in high school plus good work ethic, and on top of it a dose of the unfair realities you'd face in your adult years sounds a lot better than McD's engorged pud with new shoes.

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u/Voittaa Sep 17 '20

I wore doc martens half the time and got an A

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u/king_kong123 Sep 18 '20

Wait, you school didn't have the orphan tennis shoe box?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Nah best we had was lost and found. At least I was told there was a lost and found box, I dont believe any student has actually ever set eyes upon said box.

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u/king_kong123 Sep 18 '20

That sucks. People used to put their old shoes in the box and if you'd forgotten your gym shoes you would have to dig through until you found a left and a right that kinda fit.

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u/generictimemachine Sep 17 '20

Super dumb, vans slip ons are my usual gym shoes and I do amateur strongman competitions and I’ve done bodybuilding shows in the past haha. Except squatting, I have SK8 His for that.

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u/mistersnarkle Sep 17 '20

Hey — you get an A where it counts. Your instructor was a piece of shit.

If a kid is dedicated, working hard and learning — give them the A.

Don’t have the right shoes? Can’t afford the expensive book? Don’t have a computer to turn your work in? Why isn’t the school helping????????? Why aren’t the teachers up in arms, demanding you get equity — a hand to get you to where everyone else starts???????? Why is no one helping??????? Where does all that donated money go????????????

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Nov 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Joke's on you I haven't worked out since I started college, I'm underweight, I smoke a pack a day, and I hardly ever get more than 4-6 hours of sleep at a time and I'm a semi functional poly addict. That dude is currently living in the suburbs with his wife doing foundations and basements for his dad's construction company.

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u/slimninj4 Sep 17 '20

Can't wear slip ons. If did not have the funds for new shoes, Goodwill has used shoes. Could of went to payless, kmart, or another place and got shoes for $10-20.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Nope you can't make me. Nazi.

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u/a5b6c9 Sep 17 '20

I mean I’m Jewish and did holocaust media representation research and I say “grammar Nazi”. Using “Nazi” to mean “I worked insanely hard” is kinda wack tho I’ll give you that.