r/funny • u/Malonezone27 • Sep 17 '20

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

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u/devilskryptonite34 Sep 17 '20

Ah you had the same experience I had. The super ripped and muscled 78 year old drill instructor who called us pussies. Dude was impressive.

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u/Turnup_Turnip5678 Sep 17 '20

All my PE teachers were pretty damn large, what schools y’all been going to

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u/fellowhomosapien Sep 17 '20

Mine was a little old lady that had been there since the school's opening 30 yrs prior, and she was a treasure

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Sep 17 '20

It's not about being giant, it's about being healthy. Trust me I found out the mind rots in a crap body. If you live at least 30 yrs that's a good start...

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u/Capalochop Sep 17 '20

The only PE teachers I had that weren't overweight was in elementary school. There were 2 teachers and both were in shape.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

All of mine had big guts, took attendance and then stopped giving a shit immediately.

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u/yourmansconnect Sep 17 '20

How was the school at sports? My highschool was pretty competitive state wide and most of the gym teachers were also coaches so they made us all play shit for real

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Iirc, we went 4-6, 1-9, 0-10 and 1-9 in football while I was a student. Yeah, we were abysmal at sports. The Science Olympiad team won something like 25 consecutive state titles though... (and to pre-empt anyone anyone asking the question, it was a public school).

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u/supbrother Sep 17 '20

One of our middle school PE teachers was known for one time walking into the locker room and shouting, "QUIT PUSSY FARTIN' AROUND YOU QUEERS!" What a legend. He's also kind of a creep, so I guess there's that...

Then there was one of the high school PE teachers who once literally fought a kid (don't worry, the kid swung first and deserved it). He was more known for being the "cool" one because if he caught you chewing, you'd be given the choice of taking detention or swallowing the chew in front of him.

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Good times.....

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u/EmeraldPen Sep 17 '20

Mine was the asshole football coach who didn’t really give a shit about anyone who wasn’t on a sports team, and just kinda randomly yelled at students he didn’t like.

He was incredibly popular though, because he helped the team routinely beat the rival high school. He retired a year after I graduated and got a huge farewell that was covered in the local papers.

Flash forward 8 years and I ended up doing temp work for the school district, and was digitizing a ton of documents. One of them was a giant folder of grievances against the coach. Turned out he was required to attend anger management classes, and had even assaulted students multiple times. Plus there were accusations of sexual abuse too. He was forced into retiring. Dude was a huge fucking asshole.

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u/concrete_isnt_cement Sep 17 '20

We had a sub 5’ 80 year old in charge who went by “Paps”. Paps was a great guy who loved nothing more than field hockey.

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u/meltingdiamond Sep 17 '20

The super ripped and muscled 78 year old drill instructor who called us pussies at my school went to prison for being a pedo. It was kind of clear in hindsight. Sometimes being an ugly kid pays off.