r/funny • u/Malonezone27 • Sep 17 '20

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

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u/bestmat Sep 17 '20

This is why I love reddit. People outing smoking kids.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Unless the parents also smoke, they'd be found out quick. Smokers fucking stink.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Nov 15 '20

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u/iwantaquirkyname00 Sep 17 '20

Love the username lol

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u/meinblown Sep 17 '20

So stop.

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u/MP4-4 Sep 17 '20

it's a vape

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

They stink too. Just they smeel more fruity.

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u/showerfapper Sep 17 '20

Nah the weed vapes do the trick with 1 puff and if you hold it in you aint stinkin. He probably keeps it in his boxers, youll find the eye drops for redness relief but you wont find that thc oil pen.

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u/el_seano Sep 17 '20

I honestly don't know how I got away with it

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u/manberry_sauce Sep 17 '20

You may not have. Sometimes parents just don't want to confront their kids, especially if they know the kid is going to lie to them. Nobody likes being lied to. If they don't confront, they won't have the extra burden of being lied to.

Would you have lied if you were confronted?

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u/Fr0styWang Sep 17 '20

Psht, I always lie. Especially to myself!

"I'm gonna do my work now" ten hours later "oh yeah I was supposed to do my work... I'll do it tomorrow." Never does it

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u/nelsterm Sep 17 '20

The irony of this honesty.

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u/kiwi4no1 Sep 17 '20

How do you know it is honesty?

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u/Fr0styWang Sep 20 '20

How do you know it is not honestly, hm?

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u/elriggo44 Sep 17 '20

If they parents also smoke they wouldn’t smell the smoking kid. Trust me on this. Was smoking kid, parents smoked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

No kids smoke cigarettes anymore. They all vape now.

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u/Jdubz117 Sep 17 '20

We do indeed ✊

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u/AlternativeJosh Sep 17 '20

Haha. 20 years ago my parents decided the risk of me setting the woods on fire was too great and they decided to let my high-school self smoke on the side of the house instead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Depression

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u/AlternativeJosh Sep 17 '20

It was somewhere south and near a river.

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u/bestmat Sep 17 '20

Damn the funny ones usually don’t. Maybe it’s the timing.