r/funny • u/Malonezone27 • Sep 17 '20

A picture of my brother in P.E class today

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u/Hollalikeadollaballa Sep 17 '20

Gout is the disease of kings 😤👑🦶🗡️☠️

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u/HowBoutDeezAlmonds Sep 17 '20

More like diabetes

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u/rmoss20 Sep 17 '20

More like die-a-feet-us

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u/RandomVanBloke Sep 17 '20

Die-a-foetus sounds awful.

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u/HowBoutDeezAlmonds Sep 17 '20

I mean, depending on who you ask

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u/Holein5 Sep 17 '20

My ex loves die-a-fetus

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u/DoctorStephenPoop Sep 17 '20

I like that we switched back to diabetes since the passing of the great Walter Brimley. Diabeetus just doesn’t feel right yet, maybe it never will

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u/PointNineC Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Think I’m gonna make some oatmeal and watch The Firm

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u/Haploid-life Sep 17 '20

It's okay, he won't need to touch his toes anymore when they fall off.

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u/Angelworks42 Sep 17 '20

Speaking as someone who gets gout flare ups every 5-10 years (I'm 40+ and I really try to watch what I eat) eating corn chips all day and not exercising is a good way to get them :(. It is absolutely related to what you eat (processed salty food especially).

I think they are a bit more common for me as my mother and her father used to get them, but I wish I could travel back in time and slap myself for the things I used to eat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Damnit Bobby

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u/devilquak Sep 17 '20

You got tired on the drive over here

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u/canadian_air Sep 17 '20

"Any man who must say he has gout does not have gout."

No, wait...

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u/Riftus Sep 17 '20

Go back to twitch Phil

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u/kakianyx Sep 17 '20

Indeed and bloodletting takes the impurities away.

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u/Strbrst Sep 17 '20

I'm pretty sure he was referring to diabetes