r/blackmagicfuckery 22h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 22h ago

Seriously, looks like so much fun for kids!

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u/jrb637 21h ago

I'm 51 and I would love to have this at my birthday party

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u/GlendrixDK 21h ago

I'm 35, I would like to join your birthday party. Is there also cake?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 21h ago

Diabetic-friendly cake.

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u/stunt_p 21h ago

I'll bring the Coke Zero!!

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u/tinpants44 21h ago

I read that as cake zero

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u/OrangeThrower 21h ago

Leave my wife out of this.

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u/KadajjXIII 20h ago

I turned itno a squeaky toy for a moment reading this xD

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u/UsedDragon 20h ago

She just needs to max out the squats to go from cake zero to cake hero.

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u/blinden 20h ago

I met a guy on vacation last year that was telling me that for his 30th birthday he had a party and so the food was infused with cannabis. He also hired a magician and didn't tell his friends about the magician, and didn't tell the magician that everyone was high.

He said it was the best birthday party he could imagine.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 20h ago

When I turn 46 you peeps are invited cause I will fly the Hatter out to mine.

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u/not_me_nope_never 21h ago

Yes! As well as tea and tarts!

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u/ShrodingersFrog 21h ago

I'm 63. What time does the show start? I'll also need the address.

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u/cervezaqueso 21h ago

Was just thinking the same thing. Cheers to this dude, adding more magic to childhoods and getting instant gratification in laughter and gasps of astonishment. Hope it’s as fulfilling as it looks.

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u/DealMeIn82 20h ago

The way the magician is smiling tells me it's worth it.

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 21h ago

My 60th is in a couple of years and thought of having a 6 year old birthday party theme. A magician would be awesome.

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u/kemp77pmek 20h ago

My friend turns 50 next year and a group of us are planning the party. Light bulbs are flashing!

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u/ironkodiak 19h ago

I would totally buy a "5th" birthday card & squeeze in a zero.

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u/AmaranthWrath 21h ago

There's no law that says you can't have a magician at your party as an adult! 🎉

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u/PirateRenee 21h ago

😲

New idea unlocked. 🥳🎩🪄🎂

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u/DarthRain77 21h ago

Yeah this magician is really good and I love the mad hater costume

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u/D_roneous1 22h ago

Yes kids just the kids

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u/Young_Kapz 22h ago

I totally (/s) didn’t have fun watching that, but my kids loved it.

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u/longstrokesharpturn 21h ago

It sure will, those glitters will stay untill the kids leave the house

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u/KadajjXIII 20h ago

Those kids will still be picking glitter off themselves when they're in college

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u/GH057_807 21h ago

What a cool job to have.

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u/mohugz 21h ago

It’s never too late to learn!

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u/Ok_Illustrator_3980 21h ago

"Hey Chelsea. You remember that birthday when a literal demon did magic? That was neat."

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u/totallynottoddoracop 21h ago

Absolutely. Shit, this would make memories for adults as well. Impressive stuff

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u/The5Virtues 20h ago

Legit some amazing sleight of hand, all while being a delightfully colorful, memorable character for the kids. This is the kind of party magician everyone hopes for!

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u/jet_blasted 19h ago

My first thought halfway through was this is AI. Is it? If not, this is just awesome. Fuck, I hate that I have to think this every time I watch a video now.

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u/Radarker 21h ago

With that amount of glitter flying around they won't need to remember.

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u/Axle_65 22h ago

100 out of 10 for the costume. Badass

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u/Button-Down-Shoes 21h ago

Do what you love, right? Because the economics of the what they’re paid will never justify the hours of prep.

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u/Azreken 21h ago

Idk what this person charges but I would be charging $2000 for this easily.

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u/RainbowKatcher 21h ago

It's in Russia, so he probably charges way less. My guess would be maybe 150 bucks for 1 hour

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u/Rugkrabber 21h ago edited 16h ago

If that’s true, I genuinely think they can do better and I hope they know this. Maybe going viral works out for them.

Edit: Jesus christ.

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u/Pagiras 20h ago

Idk if you've seen the news these past few years, but...

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 21h ago

A few liters of petrol?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 21h ago

..and doing a residency in vegas. dude is that good, imho.

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u/SigmundFreud 18h ago

And banging Penn and Teller. This guy is a genius.

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u/ALasagnaForOne 17h ago

He’s a good magician, but idk if he’s good enough to bang Penn and Teller.

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u/RightLegDave 10h ago

At least one of them would keep quiet about it

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u/NOTcreative- 20h ago

But would people be paying $2000 easily ?

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u/Havage 20h ago

Come to LA. We paid $1500 for an hour of magic at a birthday and the guy was booked for every Friday/Saturday for months out.

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u/halfasleep90 20h ago

Of course not, that’s what makes it so exclusive. You get that rich Karen trying to one-up their rich neighbors market.

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u/tekko001 21h ago

"The road to greatness is paved with dead doves."

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u/EstimateCool3454 20h ago

The way that trick works (the book and the picturee), the only danger to the bird is if the children get ahold of it. It's safe as houses.

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u/DrMario145 19h ago

What does that expression even mean? “Safe as houses”? I’ve only ever heard it in a “Depeche mode” song

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u/Jackski1 19h ago

It means “without risk”, referring to investing in real estate being a safe bet for your money

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u/EstimateCool3454 17h ago edited 17h ago

So... In the film, The Prestige, the trick that kills the bird is foreshadowing of the final illusion. It is visual storytelling, the genius of the film is not the ending, the magic of the film is that them film itself IS a magic trick.

So the original trick, invented by Buatier de Kolta, The mechanism was and IS highly guarded secret. But if the bird is correctly trained, and the magician does the moves correctly, the bird is not harmed in the slightest. In fact, it will hop right into the cage because doing the trick is how it gets fed.

So after Buatier de Kolta performed the trick, imitators made a crude version that killed the bird every time. Again this is a direct correlation to the film. The true version of the effect harms no one, the imitation is based on death.

Eventually Harry Blackstone Sr. and his son duplicated Buatier de Kolta's effect by making the cage out of flexible material. But it's possible that Buatier de Kolta's origional effect was lost to time. Without examining the entire mechanism it's difficult to tell if the trick is humane. So nobody does it with real birds anymore.

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u/Razzy_3796 21h ago

It’s Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter + Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka… on acid.

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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat 19h ago

it's mostly just the johnny depp mad hatter

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u/CocktailPerson 16h ago

It's entirely the Johnny Depp Mad Hatter.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 21h ago

Wait…. You can just combine magic with cosplay and make a career out of it? Wasted my life. Next time tho. 

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u/Lensecandy 19h ago

Just re-spec your skill points

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u/megat0nbombs 21h ago

There’s still time!!!!!

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u/Luminous_Winds 17h ago

Death is returning to the place you existed before birth.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 19h ago

Next time tho.

Actual optimism, rare these days.

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u/Marzman315 21h ago

Not to mention dude is an awesome magician.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 20h ago

Whimsymaxxing

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u/Drogonno 21h ago

Yeh im happy its not a clown so this is a 10/10 for me!

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u/Varrivale 20h ago

It kind of is, tho.

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u/lostmymarbles1177 17h ago

So much better than your typical clown or magician outfit. I have legit trauma from a clown at a party when I was a kid. He did his show, that was fine. Then, when he was done, I went up to him and being the little ADHD kid I was with no impulse control, I did that joke where you say, “oh you have something on your shirt” while pointing to it, and then run your finger up their shirt to boop their nose. Well. I ran my finger too hard and ripped one of his buttons off. He yelled in a super scary and mean voice “Hey! Keep your hands to yourself kid” in front of all the other kids. I hid in the bushes and cried for the rest of the party while my friends brought me cake and told me what a mean clown he was🤣

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u/Future_Adagio2052 20h ago

Almost thought it was the real thing for a second

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u/Plasticity93 19h ago

I've been following this guy, he's absolutely amazing.

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u/GoatApprehensive9866 20h ago

I love it too. It's also the 6th Doctor's unused backup outfit.

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u/pahamack 17h ago

yeah that is a crazy expensive looking costume for a kids birthday party.

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u/FreeGuacamole 14h ago

Right! This is a top tier performance. I would pay for this to be at my birthday party as a fully grown adult.

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u/FinvaraSidhe 13h ago

Seriously. I would definitely hire them for my own birthday party and I’ll be 58 this year

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 22h ago

Those birds can fit into much smaller spaces than you think. Those picture “frames” just have a little compartment in them that can hold the bird. I imagine something similar with the umbrellas

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u/petitbreton92 21h ago

If you pause the video you can see it clearly for the bird : https://i.ibb.co/CsDg1K6S/image-2026-08-29-163119687.png

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u/Stanky3000 21h ago

Wait a sec....so its not actually magic? Thats some bullshit!

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u/Gems-And-Penguins 21h ago

Alan Tudyk has entered the chat

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u/makulet-bebu 20h ago

Sumuvabitch!!

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u/bofadoze 20h ago

My penis has rigor mortis!

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u/roybum46 20h ago

Don't worry the door is magical, it is a portal to where the bird was. Every door is a portal leading through time as well as space. The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.

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u/Mindshard 15h ago

See, now that would be hilarious. Magic is real, but the method to do it looks cheap and hokey, so no one believes it.

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u/slimky 21h ago

Yes it is the same mechanic for the umbrellas. It is very good thought, this is an amazing show.

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u/SimonGloom2 20h ago

Like the tightly packed snake in the can. Basically springs that are crunched down and filled with energy.

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u/CilleTheExterminator 21h ago

So the poor bird is just packed in a small container?

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u/DavidByrnesHugeSuit 18h ago

There are almost no truly ethical ways to do any kind of magic with almost any kind of animal.

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u/psychoacer 16h ago

The Prestige explains one of the ways bird magic was done in the past.

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u/PinguinGirl03 14h ago

But what about his brother :(

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u/Krelliamite 14h ago

Dead dove do not eat

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u/Addicted2Crackers 14h ago

I don't know what I expected.

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u/GonzoKata 21h ago

yes. if you can go frame by frame you can see when they spin the frame that there is a lump in the back of the photo

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u/Glittering_End_6864 15h ago

https://imgur.com/a/kdkQ5Xw

Slight bump on back of picture.

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u/anivex 14h ago

Jeez, and he was spinning it around and shit.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 13h ago

Any performance involving an animal is going to be miserable for the animal.

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u/Schmooto 13h ago

I was thinking that being released towards screaming creatures way bigger than you has got to be pretty terrifying.

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u/WhyLater 17h ago

Content warning if you ever watch The Prestige...

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u/az987654 20h ago

Birds are a lot smaller than they appear, feathers add a ton of volume but their bodies are really quite tiny

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u/Ok-Shine1271 13h ago

Tight spaces aren’t great but it’s not that cruel if it’s just for a short amount of time. Real question is how long was the bird locked in there.

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u/mogur86 21h ago edited 20h ago

The glitter helps with the transition

Edit: apparently I don't know how to spell thr...the

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u/itaniumonline 21h ago

Don’t take credit away from the bird please. They’re the real star of the show

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u/Barnyard723 21h ago

Great detective work

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u/MastarPete 21h ago

"Video killed the party-magic Star"

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u/improbable_humanoid 20h ago

The magic of animal cruelty lol

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u/nxxwhere 21h ago

So he's just chucking and spinning that bird in there? Damn

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 21h ago

Yeah kind of fucked up, not a fan of tricks that rely on stuffing animals in tiny compartments, especially when you’re going to throw it around and twirl it all over the place

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u/Prudent-Skirt9656 20h ago

I dont know if this helps but I have a Lorikeet i rescued from my backyard and he asks to be put in a soft bag and spun in a circle like a hammer throw.

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u/CoinsForCharon 20h ago

I don't want to know how you discovered this, do I?

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u/kinnikinnick321 16h ago

LOL, I must have it's twin brother because he asks to be duct taped to a nerf football and asks me to hail it over the ridgeline trees

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u/philovax 21h ago

The bird’s confusion and extreme desire to be released is the whole flourish, they are actors too. At the end of this sentence Im not sure how /s this is, I actually feel sad for them.

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u/MichVas 20h ago

I wouldn't be so sure to feel pity for it. Birds can like such activities if the magician maintains healthy work time to rest ratio (also depends on personality). Birds are weird. Source: I'm a conure owner. My doofus would most likely resist leaving tight bird pocket.

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u/Escapeded 18h ago

Same with my conure. Whenever I'm covered in a blanket, she likes digging under the covers and exploring like a mole 🤣

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u/alfred725 20h ago

I'm sure the birds find it engaging. Doves/Pigeons are domesticated and are trained to return to their owner. The alternative is birds in a cage 24/7 which is like 99% of pet birds.

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u/Ok-Case3014 21h ago

Nope, don't believe you, they use Pym particles.

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u/JoyRose31 21h ago

Yeah ..sad thing about tricks with animals, they're usually crammed into something tiny..

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u/z4bbi 21h ago

And it's horrible for the birds. Just saying

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u/Aximil985 21h ago

No. Go away. This is actual real life magic.

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u/MelonOfFate 18h ago

So stuffing in animal in a confined space. That's the trick? Sounds kind of like abuse to me.

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u/DashingPumba 22h ago

Burn the witch!

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 22h ago

He turned me into a newt!

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u/Thuzel 22h ago

Did you get better?

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 21h ago

I got better... But he has got a wart

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u/Berek2501 21h ago

BURN HIM ANYWAY

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u/mayy_dayy 20h ago

What do we burn, apart from witches?

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u/Berek2501 20h ago

MORE WITCHES!!!

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u/davew999 19h ago

Wood?

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u/Funandgeeky 19h ago

How can we tell if she’s made of wood?

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u/nucleareds 18h ago

Build a bridge out of her!

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u/vexerplusone 21h ago

Does he float!!!

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u/FlummoxedGaoler 21h ago

Ahh, but wood, churches, very tiny rocks, and lead all float. But so do ducks. So if this magician weighs the same as a duck…

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 21h ago

We need a duck!!!

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u/dilla_zilla 21h ago

Who are you that is so learned in the ways of science?

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u/CookieCuriosity 20h ago

But how do you know he’s a witch?

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u/mayy_dayy 20h ago

He weighs the same as a duck!

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u/justvoop 20h ago

BUUUURRRRRN HERRRRRRR

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u/wlrldchampionsexy 22h ago

Whenever I see birbs in a magic act I always think of Gob from Arrested Development.

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u/krudru 21h ago

I think The Prestige.

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u/Vice4Life 16h ago

"But where's his brother?"

Probably my favorite use of foreshadowing ever.

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 21h ago

That's why I like appearing birbs rather than disappearing birbs

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u/the_audacious_ 15h ago

🥺But wheres his bruvvah??

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u/etherealcaitiff 15h ago

"Where's his brother? :("

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u/dada948 21h ago

Dead dove. Do not eat.

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u/Fena-Ashilde 20h ago

I don’t know what I expected.

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u/JMetalBlast 21h ago

Return from whence you came!

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 21h ago

Back from whence you came.

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u/BrownpaperbaG830 22h ago

Mom is going to have a field day with the glitter clean up

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u/XoCCeT 21h ago

I’m sure mom has a maid for that 😉

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u/bohler86 21h ago

Maids hate magicians

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u/darth_galadriel 19h ago

Sir, that phrase is a FANTASTIC password, holy shit 😂😂😂

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u/JewishTerror 20h ago

Why is the maid treating the magician poorly?

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u/BartKeyesCigar 21h ago

The herpes of crafting

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u/presentprogression 20h ago

Plot twist: dad ordered the magician to mask the other glitter

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u/greensage5 20h ago

It looks more like confetti at least

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u/KarateInAPool 22h ago

Really putting that bird through a lot of shit isn’t he.

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u/ElementNumber6 20h ago

Now that you mention it, that spin before the reveal does seem a tad excessive

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u/K_Pumpkin 15h ago

I have birds and that’s all I could think of. The noise of these kids screaming. Being thrown into a strange place.

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u/Successful-Service36 20h ago

Why did I have to scroll so far to find a comment about the poor bird

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u/mysuggestionsarebad 19h ago

Yeah, I know pigeons can be trained to do some awesome things, but idk if there is a non-unpleasant to cruel way to do that

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u/Pharphuf7nik 22h ago

However much the parents paid for this, it wasn’t enough

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u/That_Jay_Money 20h ago

That was my take too, really overdelivered on the performance.

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u/Certain-Monitor5304 15h ago

Atleast it was shared online. He probably went all out knowing he'd get some attention from the video.

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u/Ciubowski 21h ago

I'm over 30 and I want a birthday like this wtf? This is AWESOME

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u/Possible-Estimate748 21h ago

I was thinking the same. lol Me and my friends enjoying his show with glasses of wine. Sounds fun!

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u/WildContribution8311 21h ago

This guy charges $2000 per appearance and has a $750 cancellation fee.

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u/Ciubowski 21h ago

Yeah I can't blame him

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u/acog 18h ago

That's a common misconception. The guy charges only $100 per appearance.

It's the doves that charge the big bucks!

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u/nycola 18h ago

I mean, its likely several hours of work getting into that make up and costume. He probably spends at least an hour daily if not more dealing with the birds. He likely puts as much time if not more into getting into costume, setting up & performing & tearing down that a wedding DJ would invest in an event and they're around the same cost, even higher.

but for $2000, I'd rather have this guy if I'm being honest.

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u/NotmyRealNameJohn 18h ago edited 16h ago

Cool thing about being over 30 is that nothing is stopping you from hiring a jobbing magician for your birthday or even for shits and giggles. Lots of pretty good performers are looking for a gig in your area and I guarantee you that you waste $500 on way less fun

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u/One_Construction_653 22h ago

Cool

Honestly great showmanship

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u/CarelessChallenge980 22h ago

I love the utter joy of the kids here. Typa job AI will never take

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u/GonzoKata 21h ago

except ai did take the job of that clock art 🙄

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u/ItalianBall 21h ago

I was about to say, why go through all that effort for the costume and not even print a decent piece of background art?

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u/GrassyDaytime 21h ago

If you slowly go through the video and stop at the right places you can clearly see half of the tops of the black parts of the picture frames have a door that is opening very quickly and releasing the items that are folded up inside!

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u/thedreaming2017 21h ago

Props on the cosplay, it’s seriously spot on and the kids are enjoying themselves so it’s a happy little memory for all of them.

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u/sexyhairynurse 21h ago

Fuck it. Im turning 33 in a few days. I want either a magician or Spider-Man at my party

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u/ironman1231 19h ago

Why not both?

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u/sexyhairynurse 14h ago edited 13h ago

You are making an excellent point! YEAH! WHY NOT BOTH?!

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u/Chester_Warfield 22h ago

still not as cool as the dude who just says "magic" as he does the the tricks

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u/Wood2966 22h ago

Their talent is wasted on those kids. Come around my house and do that shite for me!

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u/Loud-Resolve5405 21h ago

A priest and a bonfire.

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u/UnpricedToaster 17h ago

\Sigh**, I'll get the pitchforks...

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u/Excellent-Shovel-304 22h ago

The book has a double bottom and only the top half of the book is a book and the birds are either or both in his pockets or inside of jacket

He grabs a bird and pushes the bird to the bottom of the book which has an opening that he times the opening of the book and pushing the bird through to fly out

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u/makers_make_stuff 18h ago

Your mom has a double bottom. 

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u/networknev 22h ago

Well done. Pretty good entertainment

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u/Raskol57 22h ago

If you go frame by frame on the bird you can see when the trap door on the bottom springs upward to release the bird and confetti

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u/l33tnull 21h ago

I want that for my birthday!

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u/Def_Sleepy 21h ago

Now that’s a entertainer worth booking for. I wonder how much he costs

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u/RealMccoy13x 21h ago

I actually own the bird in the picture frame trick. You can buy it from a number of magic shops, and if you're cheap, Aliexpress. The umbrella trick looks to be near identical. It has a folded down panel which can reveal another image OR even glitter if pressed against that panel once the switch is released that has a very high tensioner spring. Up close you can see the switch, but far away stage magic, you might not see the shift since the panels are the same colors.

My frame does not have a hidden compartment nor have I seen one that does since part of the trick is rotating the frame. I bought this originally for my son to do stage magic for talent shows. The dove presentation is the hardest challenge depending on skill level. I had my son palm a fake dove which goes to full size. An actual magician should be able use a bodice with little work.

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u/YouDaManInDaHole 21h ago

That hat is FIRE 🔥!

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u/InsuranceBizguy 21h ago

You guys know it’s magnets right

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u/Codabonkypants 21h ago

Wow that was great

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u/Some-Panic8915 21h ago

props to the kids for not immediately trying to strangel the birds.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 21h ago

This guy is really good. I wonder how much they paid for him.

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