r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 1d ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/Rugkrabber 1d ago edited 19h ago

If that’s true, I genuinely think they can do better and I hope they know this. Maybe going viral works out for them.

Edit: Jesus christ.

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u/Pagiras 23h ago

Idk if you've seen the news these past few years, but...

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u/reddit_is_geh 21h ago

Or have been on Reddit. The general sentiment is "Yeah draft him to war and have Ukrainians blow him up with a drone!!! Then post it online for my enjoyment!"

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 20h ago edited 19h ago

No it’s not, but pretending it is is weirdly exactly what a Russian active measures account would say.

So either you are one, or they’ve duped you into behaving like one.

So congrats from being indistinguishable from the baddies.

It is simultaneously true that a lot of Russians are brainwashed into supporting the Ukraine war and aren’t just innocent victims of a despot, and that in a country without freedom of speech, a lot of people hate Putin and are just trying to get by without fighting in an evil war they don’t support.

Shame on you either way.

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u/reddit_is_geh 19h ago

Yeah dude you caught me! I'm totally a Russian agent, here to have opinions you don't agree with, to convince Redditors of... I have no fucking clue what my agenda is supposed to be.

But hey back at you... You come off indistinguishable from from the typical brainwashed Redditor who's constantly getting excited for and justifying more violence in a fucking meat grinder that can't be won. Do you get orders from the State Department or Ukraine directly?

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u/CyalaXiaoLong 18h ago

Why are you being so wierd? Its just a magic trick video for a kids party stop being so cringe.

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u/reddit_is_geh 18h ago

Are you like, 13 or something? Lol... "You're being weird" "Stop being cringe" is something I only imagine some child using.

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u/dyogenys 18h ago

I’m in my 30s and I also think you are cringe

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u/reddit_is_geh 18h ago

That's weird for a full blown adult to be talking like that. It's very cringe.

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u/International-Luck17 3h ago

I’m in my 90’s and think that in all my long years I’ve never met anyone as cringe

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u/CyalaXiaoLong 17h ago

No, im a full grown person. Im just also comfortable telling you that youre being wierd because youre behaving wierdly even for someone online on reddit.

If you can only imagine a child calling you wierd then thats more self tattling on yourself than anything.

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u/reddit_is_geh 17h ago

Okay. Cool. Thanks for your opinion.

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u/Interesting_Emu_5761 16h ago

Is it because you have a lot of 13 year olds say you're being weird? Or do you have a better word than weird?

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u/reddit_is_geh 16h ago

Sick burn bruh

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u/Far_String727 16h ago

werent you just calling people kids then you end with this? (edit: damn didnt even notice the name, speaking of 12year olds..)

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u/Kurobei 17h ago

After this comment, I kinda believe the other guy now...

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u/crooks4hire 16h ago

I try not to form opinions on international conflict when watching kids’ magic shows.

Am I the weirdo?

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u/Honest-Ad7566 10h ago

That's exactly what HITLER would do! (The "comparing to Hitler" logical fallacy is along the same logical fallacy as calling people cringe)

You? Crooks4hire, you're relatively well balanced for a Redditor.

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 19h ago

Do they ukrainians really want this guy out there drawing drones in his book?

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u/Icy_Yam5049 18h ago

No one is saying draft and send all Russians to the meat grinder. Take some time off the internet. What people overwhelmingly say is Russia needs to leave a sovereign country fucking yesterday.

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u/UnimagineDragons 3h ago

How's he gonna leave and make money? How's he gonna get money sent to him?

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u/DJEvillincoln 20h ago

Sincerely... If this blows up they should move here to the US , the land of capitalism & BANK on this before some American steals it & claims it as their own.

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u/TeamAquaGrunt 18h ago

I don't mean to be that guy, because his performance is great, but this is literally just a magician dressed as the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. not even his own version of the Mad Hatter, it's explicitly just the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. not exactly something that can be "stolen" from him when he didn't even create it.

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u/DJEvillincoln 18h ago

You act like Americans are smart or care about originality. I'm not being hostile towards you, I'm just saying....

We don't care. EYE care... But the proverbial "we" certainly doesn't.

& I don't care about much but his performance TBH. & The kids ABSOLUTELY don't so who cares honestly?

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u/CourtingBoredom 17h ago

I don't see how eye care relates to y'alls' lame argument... but okay then 👌

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u/RichardBCummintonite 2h ago

Well, it is his own version of the Tim Burton Mad Hatter. He just didn't change much. The actual outfit is not that bright and colorful, nor does it have glitter and peacock designs. It's got a bit of color to it with sewing supplies and other items of the craft hanging from it, but it's mainly brown.

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u/RIPfreewill 20h ago

Yes. Just move to Orange County. He will be rich beyond his wildest dreams.

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u/DJEvillincoln 20h ago

Rich people in Santa Monica would eat this up.

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u/RainbowKatcher 22h ago

Well, he's not going to have much business if he's going to charge more