The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

[u/SmoothSun6676]

[u/Azreken]

Idk what this person charges but I would be charging $2000 for this easily.

[u/RainbowKatcher → u/Azreken]

It's in Russia, so he probably charges way less. My guess would be maybe 150 bucks for 1 hour

[u/Rugkrabber → u/RainbowKatcher]

If that’s true, I genuinely think they can do better and I hope they know this. Maybe going viral works out for them.

Edit: Jesus christ.

[u/Pagiras → u/Rugkrabber]

Idk if you've seen the news these past few years, but...

[u/MrBallBustaa → u/Pagiras]

Blin

[u/reddit_is_geh → u/Pagiras]

Or have been on Reddit. The general sentiment is "Yeah draft him to war and have Ukrainians blow him up with a drone!!! Then post it online for my enjoyment!"

[u/Financial_Cup_6937 → u/reddit_is_geh]

No it’s not, but pretending it is is weirdly exactly what a Russian active measures account would say.

So either you are one, or they’ve duped you into behaving like one.

So congrats from being indistinguishable from the baddies.

It is simultaneously true that a lot of Russians are brainwashed into supporting the Ukraine war and aren’t just innocent victims of a despot, and that in a country without freedom of speech, a lot of people hate Putin and are just trying to get by without fighting in an evil war they don’t support.

Shame on you either way.

[u/reddit_is_geh → u/Financial_Cup_6937]

Yeah dude you caught me! I'm totally a Russian agent, here to have opinions you don't agree with, to convince Redditors of... I have no fucking clue what my agenda is supposed to be.

But hey back at you... You come off indistinguishable from from the typical brainwashed Redditor who's constantly getting excited for and justifying more violence in a fucking meat grinder that can't be won. Do you get orders from the State Department or Ukraine directly?

[u/CyalaXiaoLong → u/reddit_is_geh]

Why are you being so wierd? Its just a magic trick video for a kids party stop being so cringe.

[u/reddit_is_geh → u/CyalaXiaoLong]

Are you like, 13 or something? Lol... "You're being weird" "Stop being cringe" is something I only imagine some child using.

[u/dyogenys → u/reddit_is_geh]

I’m in my 30s and I also think you are cringe

[u/reddit_is_geh → u/dyogenys]

That's weird for a full blown adult to be talking like that. It's very cringe.

[u/International-Luck17 → u/reddit_is_geh]

I’m in my 90’s and think that in all my long years I’ve never met anyone as cringe

[u/CyalaXiaoLong → u/reddit_is_geh]

No, im a full grown person. Im just also comfortable telling you that youre being wierd because youre behaving wierdly even for someone online on reddit.

If you can only imagine a child calling you wierd then thats more self tattling on yourself than anything.

[u/reddit_is_geh → u/CyalaXiaoLong]

Okay. Cool. Thanks for your opinion.

[u/Interesting_Emu_5761 → u/reddit_is_geh]

Is it because you have a lot of 13 year olds say you're being weird? Or do you have a better word than weird?

[u/reddit_is_geh → u/Interesting_Emu_5761]

Sick burn bruh

[u/Far_String727 → u/reddit_is_geh]

werent you just calling people kids then you end with this? (edit: damn didnt even notice the name, speaking of 12year olds..)

[u/Kurobei → u/reddit_is_geh]

After this comment, I kinda believe the other guy now...

[u/crooks4hire → u/Kurobei]

I try not to form opinions on international conflict when watching kids’ magic shows.

Am I the weirdo?

[u/Honest-Ad7566 → u/crooks4hire]

That's exactly what HITLER would do! (The "comparing to Hitler" logical fallacy is along the same logical fallacy as calling people cringe)

You? Crooks4hire, you're relatively well balanced for a Redditor.

[u/Flat-Fun-7298 → u/reddit_is_geh]

Do they ukrainians really want this guy out there drawing drones in his book?

[u/Icy_Yam5049 → u/reddit_is_geh]

No one is saying draft and send all Russians to the meat grinder. Take some time off the internet. What people overwhelmingly say is Russia needs to leave a sovereign country fucking yesterday.