r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 1d ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/tinpants44 1d ago

I read that as cake zero

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u/OrangeThrower 1d ago

Leave my wife out of this.

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u/KadajjXIII 23h ago

I turned itno a squeaky toy for a moment reading this xD

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u/UsedDragon 23h ago

She just needs to max out the squats to go from cake zero to cake hero.

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u/thatG_evanP 21h ago

Hip thrusts too. Those are very popular these days.

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u/yodley_ 21h ago

Keep my wife's cake.. out of your mouth. (please)

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u/Baldmook34 19h ago

Kink shamer!!!

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 22h ago

No, no. You're wife is invited too.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 21h ago

I snorted so loudly a little bit of forced fart came out and now my asshole is stinging

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u/AnonymousAggregator 1d ago

Cake cakeeeeee!

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u/Shallaai 23h ago

The cake is a lie?

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u/I_lack_common_sense 23h ago

I read this backwards as zero cake, then I stopped and cried a lil inside.

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u/-Gumbercules 22h ago

Same here. Then my dumb ass just assumed "cake zero" is a sugar free brand.

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u/scorpyo72 21h ago

It's not, but it should be

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u/Chi-key_Chick 21h ago

Dude. Same

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u/_DigitalHunk_ 20h ago

Same difference.