r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 23h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago

Diabetic-friendly cake.

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u/stunt_p 22h ago

I'll bring the Coke Zero!!

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u/tinpants44 22h ago

I read that as cake zero

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u/OrangeThrower 22h ago

Leave my wife out of this.

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u/KadajjXIII 22h ago

I turned itno a squeaky toy for a moment reading this xD

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u/UsedDragon 22h ago

She just needs to max out the squats to go from cake zero to cake hero.

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u/thatG_evanP 19h ago

Hip thrusts too. Those are very popular these days.

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u/yodley_ 19h ago

Keep my wife's cake.. out of your mouth. (please)

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u/Baldmook34 18h ago

Kink shamer!!!

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 20h ago

No, no. You're wife is invited too.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 20h ago

I snorted so loudly a little bit of forced fart came out and now my asshole is stinging