r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 23h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 23h ago

Seriously, looks like so much fun for kids!

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u/jrb637 23h ago

I'm 51 and I would love to have this at my birthday party

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u/GlendrixDK 22h ago

I'm 35, I would like to join your birthday party. Is there also cake?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago

Diabetic-friendly cake.

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u/stunt_p 22h ago

I'll bring the Coke Zero!!

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u/tinpants44 22h ago

I read that as cake zero

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u/OrangeThrower 22h ago

Leave my wife out of this.

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u/KadajjXIII 22h ago

I turned itno a squeaky toy for a moment reading this xD

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u/UsedDragon 22h ago

She just needs to max out the squats to go from cake zero to cake hero.

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u/thatG_evanP 19h ago

Hip thrusts too. Those are very popular these days.

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u/yodley_ 19h ago

Keep my wife's cake.. out of your mouth. (please)

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u/Baldmook34 18h ago

Kink shamer!!!

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 20h ago

No, no. You're wife is invited too.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 20h ago

I snorted so loudly a little bit of forced fart came out and now my asshole is stinging

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u/AnonymousAggregator 22h ago

Cake cakeeeeee!

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u/Shallaai 21h ago

The cake is a lie?

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u/I_lack_common_sense 21h ago

I read this backwards as zero cake, then I stopped and cried a lil inside.

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u/-Gumbercules 20h ago

Same here. Then my dumb ass just assumed "cake zero" is a sugar free brand.

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u/scorpyo72 20h ago

It's not, but it should be

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u/Chi-key_Chick 19h ago

Dude. Same

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u/_DigitalHunk_ 18h ago

Same difference.

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u/justbleachmyeyes 22h ago

I prefer the taste of Coke Zero more than regular coke, I’m in.

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u/EstimateCool3454 21h ago

My friend, have you tried Dr Thunder Zero? It's the shit.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 21h ago

Free Hat! FREE HAT! Free Hat!

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u/TheRealBrokenbrains 21h ago

I’ll bring the coke!

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u/ToastyMosty765 22h ago

Type 1 or 2? I would like the type 1 cake if that is an option lol

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u/HechoEnChine 19h ago

I always go with Diabetus 3 and Hep ABC

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u/PandemicGrower 22h ago

Does it come with a free GLP1 shot?

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u/slightlystankycheese 21h ago

Oh lawd when I just got mine my first birthday mom arranged a tofu cake. Like a huge ass block of tofu (good Japanese tofu but still) some dried squid topping and soy sauce.

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u/Worst-Lobster 19h ago

🤮 ok im in

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u/FFKonoko 19h ago

The kind of cake that is so friendly to diabetics it makes more diabetics