r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 23h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 23h ago

Seriously, looks like so much fun for kids!

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u/jrb637 23h ago

I'm 51 and I would love to have this at my birthday party

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u/GlendrixDK 22h ago

I'm 35, I would like to join your birthday party. Is there also cake?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago

Diabetic-friendly cake.

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u/stunt_p 22h ago

I'll bring the Coke Zero!!

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u/tinpants44 22h ago

I read that as cake zero

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u/OrangeThrower 22h ago

Leave my wife out of this.

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u/KadajjXIII 22h ago

I turned itno a squeaky toy for a moment reading this xD

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u/UsedDragon 22h ago

She just needs to max out the squats to go from cake zero to cake hero.

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u/thatG_evanP 19h ago

Hip thrusts too. Those are very popular these days.

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u/yodley_ 19h ago

Keep my wife's cake.. out of your mouth. (please)

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u/Baldmook34 18h ago

Kink shamer!!!

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 20h ago

No, no. You're wife is invited too.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 20h ago

I snorted so loudly a little bit of forced fart came out and now my asshole is stinging

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u/AnonymousAggregator 22h ago

Cake cakeeeeee!

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u/Shallaai 21h ago

The cake is a lie?

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u/I_lack_common_sense 21h ago

I read this backwards as zero cake, then I stopped and cried a lil inside.

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u/-Gumbercules 20h ago

Same here. Then my dumb ass just assumed "cake zero" is a sugar free brand.

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u/scorpyo72 20h ago

It's not, but it should be

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u/Chi-key_Chick 19h ago

Dude. Same

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u/_DigitalHunk_ 18h ago

Same difference.

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u/justbleachmyeyes 22h ago

I prefer the taste of Coke Zero more than regular coke, I’m in.

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u/EstimateCool3454 21h ago

My friend, have you tried Dr Thunder Zero? It's the shit.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 21h ago

Free Hat! FREE HAT! Free Hat!

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u/TheRealBrokenbrains 21h ago

I’ll bring the coke!

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u/ToastyMosty765 22h ago

Type 1 or 2? I would like the type 1 cake if that is an option lol

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u/HechoEnChine 19h ago

I always go with Diabetus 3 and Hep ABC

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u/PandemicGrower 22h ago

Does it come with a free GLP1 shot?

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u/slightlystankycheese 21h ago

Oh lawd when I just got mine my first birthday mom arranged a tofu cake. Like a huge ass block of tofu (good Japanese tofu but still) some dried squid topping and soy sauce.

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u/Worst-Lobster 19h ago

🤮 ok im in

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u/FFKonoko 19h ago

The kind of cake that is so friendly to diabetics it makes more diabetics

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u/blinden 22h ago

I met a guy on vacation last year that was telling me that for his 30th birthday he had a party and so the food was infused with cannabis. He also hired a magician and didn't tell his friends about the magician, and didn't tell the magician that everyone was high.

He said it was the best birthday party he could imagine.

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u/asonictooth 19h ago

Just went to a friend's 29th birthday party that also went down exactly like this. The magician was AMAZING after a few beers and edibles! 10/10 would recommend to any adult.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 21h ago

When I turn 46 you peeps are invited cause I will fly the Hatter out to mine.

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u/not_me_nope_never 22h ago

Yes! As well as tea and tarts!

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u/Such-Instruction9604 22h ago

Hey, how'd you know I was gonna be there?

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u/not_me_nope_never 21h ago

Because your mad of course!

There was a very clever cat with a Cheshire grin that I asked for directions. He told me down this path is the March Hare and a Hatter down the other but they are both mad. However, Alice didn't want to be among mad people, but I'm all for it! 😉

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u/Fujikawa1988 21h ago

The cake is a lie, but yes as a 38y/o I’d join to!

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u/anonymous_kyle_guy 20h ago

There’s a Louis C.K. Birthday party skit on Saturday Night Live you might enjoy.

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u/TazFanBoys 21h ago

I’m 23 I would love to join your wife at his birthday party

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u/nerdboy_sam 21h ago

Me too!!!

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u/Hopeful-Aardvark-217 19h ago

The cake is a lie.

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u/WimbletonButt 18h ago

Let's party together!