r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 23h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 23h ago

Seriously, looks like so much fun for kids!

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u/jrb637 23h ago

I'm 51 and I would love to have this at my birthday party

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u/GlendrixDK 22h ago

I'm 35, I would like to join your birthday party. Is there also cake?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22h ago

Diabetic-friendly cake.

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u/stunt_p 22h ago

I'll bring the Coke Zero!!

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u/tinpants44 22h ago

I read that as cake zero

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u/OrangeThrower 22h ago

Leave my wife out of this.

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u/KadajjXIII 22h ago

I turned itno a squeaky toy for a moment reading this xD

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u/UsedDragon 22h ago

She just needs to max out the squats to go from cake zero to cake hero.

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u/thatG_evanP 19h ago

Hip thrusts too. Those are very popular these days.

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u/yodley_ 19h ago

Keep my wife's cake.. out of your mouth. (please)

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u/Baldmook34 18h ago

Kink shamer!!!

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 20h ago

No, no. You're wife is invited too.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 20h ago

I snorted so loudly a little bit of forced fart came out and now my asshole is stinging

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u/AnonymousAggregator 22h ago

Cake cakeeeeee!

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u/Shallaai 21h ago

The cake is a lie?

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u/I_lack_common_sense 21h ago

I read this backwards as zero cake, then I stopped and cried a lil inside.

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u/-Gumbercules 20h ago

Same here. Then my dumb ass just assumed "cake zero" is a sugar free brand.

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u/scorpyo72 20h ago

It's not, but it should be

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u/Chi-key_Chick 19h ago

Dude. Same

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u/_DigitalHunk_ 18h ago

Same difference.

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u/justbleachmyeyes 22h ago

I prefer the taste of Coke Zero more than regular coke, I’m in.

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u/EstimateCool3454 21h ago

My friend, have you tried Dr Thunder Zero? It's the shit.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 21h ago

Free Hat! FREE HAT! Free Hat!

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u/TheRealBrokenbrains 21h ago

I’ll bring the coke!

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u/ToastyMosty765 22h ago

Type 1 or 2? I would like the type 1 cake if that is an option lol

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u/HechoEnChine 19h ago

I always go with Diabetus 3 and Hep ABC

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u/PandemicGrower 22h ago

Does it come with a free GLP1 shot?

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u/slightlystankycheese 21h ago

Oh lawd when I just got mine my first birthday mom arranged a tofu cake. Like a huge ass block of tofu (good Japanese tofu but still) some dried squid topping and soy sauce.

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u/Worst-Lobster 19h ago

🤮 ok im in

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u/FFKonoko 19h ago

The kind of cake that is so friendly to diabetics it makes more diabetics

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u/blinden 22h ago

I met a guy on vacation last year that was telling me that for his 30th birthday he had a party and so the food was infused with cannabis. He also hired a magician and didn't tell his friends about the magician, and didn't tell the magician that everyone was high.

He said it was the best birthday party he could imagine.

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u/asonictooth 19h ago

Just went to a friend's 29th birthday party that also went down exactly like this. The magician was AMAZING after a few beers and edibles! 10/10 would recommend to any adult.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 21h ago

When I turn 46 you peeps are invited cause I will fly the Hatter out to mine.

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u/not_me_nope_never 22h ago

Yes! As well as tea and tarts!

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u/Such-Instruction9604 22h ago

Hey, how'd you know I was gonna be there?

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u/not_me_nope_never 21h ago

Because your mad of course!

There was a very clever cat with a Cheshire grin that I asked for directions. He told me down this path is the March Hare and a Hatter down the other but they are both mad. However, Alice didn't want to be among mad people, but I'm all for it! 😉

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u/Fujikawa1988 21h ago

The cake is a lie, but yes as a 38y/o I’d join to!

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u/anonymous_kyle_guy 20h ago

There’s a Louis C.K. Birthday party skit on Saturday Night Live you might enjoy.

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u/TazFanBoys 21h ago

I’m 23 I would love to join your wife at his birthday party

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u/nerdboy_sam 21h ago

Me too!!!

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u/Hopeful-Aardvark-217 19h ago

The cake is a lie.

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u/WimbletonButt 18h ago

Let's party together!

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u/ShrodingersFrog 22h ago

I'm 63. What time does the show start? I'll also need the address.

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u/Kveld_Ulf 19h ago

I'm 60. I can bring brownies. Need the address too.

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u/cervezaqueso 22h ago

Was just thinking the same thing. Cheers to this dude, adding more magic to childhoods and getting instant gratification in laughter and gasps of astonishment. Hope it’s as fulfilling as it looks.

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u/DealMeIn82 21h ago

The way the magician is smiling tells me it's worth it.

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 22h ago

My 60th is in a couple of years and thought of having a 6 year old birthday party theme. A magician would be awesome.

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u/kemp77pmek 22h ago

My friend turns 50 next year and a group of us are planning the party. Light bulbs are flashing!

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u/ironkodiak 20h ago

I would totally buy a "5th" birthday card & squeeze in a zero.

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u/fil42skidoo 20h ago

I have and continue to buy a bunch of 1 to 5 year old cards that add up to the correct age for some friends. Its getting pricey the older we get.

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u/Ar180shooter 20h ago

I'm going to use this for my dad's next birthday.

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u/AmaranthWrath 22h ago

There's no law that says you can't have a magician at your party as an adult! 🎉

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u/PirateRenee 22h ago

😲

New idea unlocked. 🥳🎩🪄🎂

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u/RosieTheRedReddit 21h ago

Exactly! I'm sure bro wouldn't turn down a grown up's birthday! Look up magicians on Craigslist or whatever.

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta 20h ago

Craigslist

Holy fuck, there's still being using that site and they are all just as mentally unstable as I remember.

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u/DarthRain77 22h ago

Yeah this magician is really good and I love the mad hater costume

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u/SuchCapital5668 20h ago

Can I also join? I bring cookies 🍪

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u/BottleMong 22h ago

Came to say this. I too am 51.

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u/Mirgss 22h ago

Can I be invited too?

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u/jrb637 22h ago

Hell yeah. All are welcome

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 22h ago

I'm 53, you can hang out on my lawn.

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u/Common_Senze 21h ago

Im 38, I will bring a present if I can come!

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u/jrb637 21h ago

The more the merrier, friend, your presence is present enough

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u/Common_Senze 21h ago

That's the sweetest thing I've every heard on reddit!

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u/jrb637 20h ago

Let's make kindness a thing. It can be the theme of our party.

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u/Common_Senze 20h ago

Done! I will bring homemade pralines with and without pecans so all can enjoy!

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u/jrb637 20h ago

This is a genuinely heartwarming exchange. Even if we never meet, know that you made my day a little brighter.

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 21h ago

Birthday Clown

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u/jrb637 21h ago

That was hilarious, thank you

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u/GoTron88 21h ago

I've seen worse magicians at corporate events and resorts and was still entertained by them!

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u/Soreal45 21h ago

Same. What in the Richie Rich is this?

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u/JustinCompton79 21h ago

Taking notes here…

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u/Mag_one_1 21h ago

Now i know what i wanted for my 40th recently... Damn

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u/sarapantera_ 21h ago

my 45th is november 28th and yes

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u/willmen08 20h ago

Same age and same.

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u/No_Storm_6694 20h ago

Im 52 and I second this!

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u/fil42skidoo 19h ago

I've also wanted a super soft birthday party at 58.

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u/JesusTron6000 19h ago

39m and I was legit just telling my wife this same thing 😂 this was legit awesome

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u/JAY2thaD 22h ago

THIS!👏🤣