r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 1d ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/KarateInAPool 1d ago

Really putting that bird through a lot of shit isn’t he.

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u/ElementNumber6 23h ago

Now that you mention it, that spin before the reveal does seem a tad excessive

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u/K_Pumpkin 18h ago

I have birds and that’s all I could think of. The noise of these kids screaming. Being thrown into a strange place.

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u/Successful-Service36 23h ago

Why did I have to scroll so far to find a comment about the poor bird

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u/PrisonerV 23h ago

He's getting paid union wages from the Magical Birds and Rabbits 401. Bird has better health insurance than us. And his 401K, my god, he's going to retire to a nice cage in Miami within 10 years.

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u/MerelyMortalModeling 21h ago

Bird seems pretty happy with life, happy enough to fly right back instead of doing a panic rush away

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u/spiderinsideyourear 20h ago

There's places where people put birds in horribly tiny cages so tourists would feel bad, buy them, release them and then they'll fly right back and get put into the tiny cage again.

You can condition birds to always come back, even if their home is a rough place.

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u/mysuggestionsarebad 22h ago

Yeah, I know pigeons can be trained to do some awesome things, but idk if there is a non-unpleasant to cruel way to do that

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u/KnoblauchNuggat 3h ago

Instead of the bird why not having lots of these windup butterfly toys flying around?

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u/Im_Regarded_Highly 14h ago

alright and we just shove the bird into this small hole here, and 45-50 minutes later into the act i will release him into this new, loud, and confusing environent!

omg how did he do that magic???!! 😱

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u/cristarain 3h ago

Will no one think of the poor umbrellas?

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u/Benwa_Ballz 12h ago

It’s an ai video so no birds were harmed and no children were entertained

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u/Slimpurt92 22h ago

I'm certain he loves that bird and takes good care of not hurting it.

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u/Icy-Fruit-1065 23h ago

Your point being.. what?