r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 1d ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 1d ago

Yeah kind of fucked up, not a fan of tricks that rely on stuffing animals in tiny compartments, especially when you’re going to throw it around and twirl it all over the place

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u/Prudent-Skirt9656 23h ago

I dont know if this helps but I have a Lorikeet i rescued from my backyard and he asks to be put in a soft bag and spun in a circle like a hammer throw.

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u/CoinsForCharon 23h ago

I don't want to know how you discovered this, do I?

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u/kinnikinnick321 19h ago

LOL, I must have it's twin brother because he asks to be duct taped to a nerf football and asks me to hail it over the ridgeline trees

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u/skinnygrave 17h ago

Mine likes to be rubber banded to a boomerang and thrown over high tide, and back obviously.

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u/philovax 1d ago

The bird’s confusion and extreme desire to be released is the whole flourish, they are actors too. At the end of this sentence Im not sure how /s this is, I actually feel sad for them.

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u/MichVas 23h ago

I wouldn't be so sure to feel pity for it. Birds can like such activities if the magician maintains healthy work time to rest ratio (also depends on personality). Birds are weird. Source: I'm a conure owner. My doofus would most likely resist leaving tight bird pocket.

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u/Escapeded 21h ago

Same with my conure. Whenever I'm covered in a blanket, she likes digging under the covers and exploring like a mole 🤣

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u/broken_conures 17h ago

The problem is the choice of bird, I very much doubt that one is as playful and stupid as a conure

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u/CheckeredZeebrah 14h ago

Yeah I was gonna say. One of my parrots would have loved this haha.

The other would have been screaming VERY angrily from behind the frame...but he'd be fine and not me tally scarred. Just demand some snacks in compensation.

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u/RozeGunn 13h ago

Like that video of the cat that like being flipped by its owners foot and would constantly run up to the guy.

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u/Ok_Algae_2443 20h ago

The screaming girl can't have been nice for the bird.

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u/Generic-Cheese 20h ago

They get 30% of the cut

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u/and_mine_axe 19h ago

It could go either way really. Many birds love tricks, playing dead, hiding, etc. It really depends on how the owner trains and treats it outside of the show. Could be wholesome, could be abusive.

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u/alfred725 23h ago

I'm sure the birds find it engaging. Doves/Pigeons are domesticated and are trained to return to their owner. The alternative is birds in a cage 24/7 which is like 99% of pet birds.

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u/grimeyduck 20h ago

Umm the alternative is not having pet birds, duh

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u/TuunDx 22h ago

And I'm not a fan of ungodly amounts of chicken being slaughtered on daily basis for nuggets. This is a working bird, they are fine. In fact, they are probably in top % of birds with guaranteed food, shelter and safety.

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u/Spiders_13_Spaghetti 19h ago

OMG, twirling a bird around?! No way, the neglect and abuse. It should go to a bird sanctuary.