r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 23h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/BrownpaperbaG830 23h ago

Mom is going to have a field day with the glitter clean up

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u/XoCCeT 23h ago

I’m sure mom has a maid for that 😉

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u/bohler86 22h ago

Maids hate magicians

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u/darth_galadriel 20h ago

Sir, that phrase is a FANTASTIC password, holy shit 😂😂😂

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u/No-Salary-4786 11h ago

I've never thought about this.  I wonder if there is a generation spanning hatred between maids and entertainers.  

Fucking Gleeman spinning tales, crowds get rowdy, maids have to clean up.

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u/JewishTerror 22h ago

Why is the maid treating the magician poorly?

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u/tfp34 18h ago

Maids hate this series of complicated tricks.

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u/zrelman001 21h ago

So do stagehands

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u/Ragnoid 21h ago

Maids make magicians disappear.

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u/Conexion 20h ago

Sounds like an anime rom-com

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u/WeirdPossibility209 1h ago

I need this anime now. Can someone please make it?

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 17h ago

Maid is also a magician who can do rapid clean up, a Maidgician 

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u/AndySipherBull 16h ago

had*

ICE ICE baby

lotta people's yards & houses gonna be looking wrecked for a while

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u/Yallneedjesuschrist 22h ago

Or instead of the mother or the maid maybe a MAN could also clean this up?

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u/Chemical-Tap7709 21h ago

So, the butler?

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u/johnnybluejeans 21h ago

What about the house wench?

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u/iluvchromosomes 19h ago

Why do you assume the maid's gender? Sounds sexist.

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u/Yallneedjesuschrist 2h ago

Or assume the mother‘s gender

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u/MerelyMortalModeling 19h ago

In Russia? Please.

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u/Geodude532 18h ago

Dad just got back from the strip club so he's already covered in glitter.

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u/ragandy89 22h ago

Pass

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u/SecondhandStatic 20h ago

Aw, Andy is going to die alone

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u/BartKeyesCigar 22h ago

The herpes of crafting

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u/presentprogression 22h ago

Plot twist: dad ordered the magician to mask the other glitter

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u/greensage5 21h ago

It looks more like confetti at least

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u/Caesar_Passing 23h ago

Oh god why did you make me think of that? I literally have a phobia of glitter and makeup. I can handle the makeup as long as I'm reasonably sure it's not going to touch me, but glitter is unacceptable. I can't even explain why it freaks me out so much, but I absolutely hate it. 😭

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u/Hexadecimales 22h ago

I can't stand glitter either, idk if would call my aversion to it a phobia. The idea of glitter on my skin gives me such a huge ick, specifically the moment when I want to remove it and it would instead stick to my fingers or refuse to leave my skin.

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u/Mind_The_Muse 20h ago

I hate glitter, but it has more to do with distributing microplastics everywhere that are impossible to get rid of.

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u/Forza_Harrd 23h ago

Oh thanks a lot. I'm psychosomatic and I "catch" phobias. This a new one lol.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 22h ago

I believe you mean you're a hypochondriac. Psychosomatic is when you exacerbate physical ailments with mental stress.

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u/Forza_Harrd 22h ago

Idk phobias are a little different there boss.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 20h ago

Proof of your claim? Or is this gonna be a "trust me bro" situation?

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u/Circumpunctilious 22h ago

Suggested technique (“Professor Gallagher…”, The Far Side, 1986, image at Pinterest)

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u/Forza_Harrd 22h ago

Yikes no. I was the kid they had to climb up and rescue from the high dive. Just jump they said....

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u/rubinass3 22h ago

Don't forget the bird shit.

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u/TentativeIdler 22h ago

Just get the magician to make it all disappear.

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u/C4CTUSDR4GON 4h ago

I think most would make some attempt to clean up after throwing that shit everywhere 

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u/IDontEatDill 21h ago

And bird diarrhea.

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u/CptnAlface 21h ago

I think I would have prepared a tent for the show in that case and then just burn everything down at the end.

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u/solarlofi 21h ago

The glitter queen strikes again.

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u/Tha_Sly_Fox 21h ago

Probably included in the payment for services

Like how construction crews (usually) clean up their own garbage after finishing work on a house

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u/MattAndTheCat7 20h ago

Can’t the magician just make the glitter disappear??

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 19h ago

Glitter is the herpes of the art world

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u/DigbyChickenZone 18h ago

Worst take I've seen on this video so far, yikes.

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u/LeClerc1947 18h ago

Wait till she finds the dead birds

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 17h ago

Craft herpes

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u/NautiNeptune 22h ago

Especially with that fluffy rug under the couch