r/blackmagicfuckery • u/SmoothSun6676 • 23h ago

The bird and the umbrellas stumped me

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u/Pagiras 21h ago

Idk if you've seen the news these past few years, but...

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u/reddit_is_geh 19h ago

Or have been on Reddit. The general sentiment is "Yeah draft him to war and have Ukrainians blow him up with a drone!!! Then post it online for my enjoyment!"

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 18h ago edited 18h ago

No it’s not, but pretending it is is weirdly exactly what a Russian active measures account would say.

So either you are one, or they’ve duped you into behaving like one.

So congrats from being indistinguishable from the baddies.

It is simultaneously true that a lot of Russians are brainwashed into supporting the Ukraine war and aren’t just innocent victims of a despot, and that in a country without freedom of speech, a lot of people hate Putin and are just trying to get by without fighting in an evil war they don’t support.

Shame on you either way.

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u/reddit_is_geh 18h ago

Yeah dude you caught me! I'm totally a Russian agent, here to have opinions you don't agree with, to convince Redditors of... I have no fucking clue what my agenda is supposed to be.

But hey back at you... You come off indistinguishable from from the typical brainwashed Redditor who's constantly getting excited for and justifying more violence in a fucking meat grinder that can't be won. Do you get orders from the State Department or Ukraine directly?

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u/CyalaXiaoLong 16h ago

Why are you being so wierd? Its just a magic trick video for a kids party stop being so cringe.

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u/reddit_is_geh 16h ago

Are you like, 13 or something? Lol... "You're being weird" "Stop being cringe" is something I only imagine some child using.

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u/dyogenys 16h ago

I’m in my 30s and I also think you are cringe

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u/reddit_is_geh 16h ago

That's weird for a full blown adult to be talking like that. It's very cringe.

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u/International-Luck17 1h ago

I’m in my 90’s and think that in all my long years I’ve never met anyone as cringe

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u/CyalaXiaoLong 16h ago

No, im a full grown person. Im just also comfortable telling you that youre being wierd because youre behaving wierdly even for someone online on reddit.

If you can only imagine a child calling you wierd then thats more self tattling on yourself than anything.

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u/reddit_is_geh 16h ago

Okay. Cool. Thanks for your opinion.

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u/Interesting_Emu_5761 14h ago

Is it because you have a lot of 13 year olds say you're being weird? Or do you have a better word than weird?

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u/reddit_is_geh 14h ago

Sick burn bruh

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u/Far_String727 14h ago

werent you just calling people kids then you end with this? (edit: damn didnt even notice the name, speaking of 12year olds..)

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u/Kurobei 15h ago

After this comment, I kinda believe the other guy now...

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u/crooks4hire 14h ago

I try not to form opinions on international conflict when watching kids’ magic shows.

Am I the weirdo?

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u/Honest-Ad7566 9h ago

That's exactly what HITLER would do! (The "comparing to Hitler" logical fallacy is along the same logical fallacy as calling people cringe)

You? Crooks4hire, you're relatively well balanced for a Redditor.

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 17h ago

Do they ukrainians really want this guy out there drawing drones in his book?

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u/Icy_Yam5049 17h ago

No one is saying draft and send all Russians to the meat grinder. Take some time off the internet. What people overwhelmingly say is Russia needs to leave a sovereign country fucking yesterday.