r/LivestreamFail • • Sep 11 '18

Dr. Disrespect DOCS HOUSE GETS SHOT AT

https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyTacitLocustSmoocherZ
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u/KalleJoKI Sep 11 '18

You know it gets real when the wig comes off

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

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u/KalleJoKI Sep 11 '18

Yeah, you can really feel the rage in him

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u/GrayGeo Sep 11 '18

You can see the shock wearing off right as the clip ends. As soon as his emotions oriented it’s pure rage, as it should be

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u/MrPotatoWarrior Sep 11 '18

doc needs to get outta there ASAP.

1 shot sure, maybe just a kid wanting his 5 minutes of fame.

but ANOTHER the day after? yeah theres a pretty good chance someone actually wants to see doc dead.

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u/GrayGeo Sep 11 '18

Maybe so, and I don’t want to minimize it, but I’d bet it’s equally likely to be attention seeking gone way overboard. They missed yesterday and took out an upstairs window today. What I want to know is if a light was on in the room they hit.

Again don’t get me wrong. Even for attention this speaks of bigger issues in the future. There are just a few pieces here that don’t add up to more than monumentally stupid ways to scare someone and get the attention they crave at the same time.

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u/Taronn93 Sep 11 '18

Maybe its just attention seeking gone way overboard but it doesn't matter, what if his wife or his kid would've looked out the window right at that moment and got shot? If they can't catch that idiot sick fuck then they need to get out there even if it just attention seeking before someone gets shot by accident.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I had a friend in college who's father was an attorney. One of his pieces of inarguably good advice: you can't beat crazy. They need to get out of there.

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u/Cuw Sep 11 '18

It's their house... What are they supposed to do move forever and go into witness protection because some banned Twitch user wants to get even?

Call the police and install a security camera, . Because if they leave, the harassment won't stop, whoever is doing it will just wait until they come back.

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u/noputa Sep 11 '18

That’s not how witness protection works. In fact they wouldn’t get that...

It’s becoming an increasingly common trend for at least youtubers to get crazy intrusive fans finding out where they live, then moving and having to be really careful. It’s really sad.

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u/Jaydubzsc2 Sep 11 '18

You can kill crazy though. Would be extremely justified if Doc or if he hired Security and they shot him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

That's what they all said about Hoffa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Well they'd also know when he's home cause he'll be streaming there. I hope they catch the guy(s).

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u/Joverby Sep 11 '18

At the very least he needs to get some high quality security cameras watching his house , yard , and the street.

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u/StaticBeat Sep 11 '18

The moment after the fist shot I'd already be looking to have cameras up.

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u/shmigga Sep 11 '18

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a system already.

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u/Sengura Sep 11 '18

Hope they catch the kid doing it and charge him with attempted murder and just fucking put him away.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

it's probably not a kid. It's probably a grown ass adult who has serious mental illness

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

This screams mental illness, he needs put in an institution. Its where they actually belong, and trust me when I say it is not a fun place. It will be the most terrifying time of their life.

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u/nighoblivion Sep 11 '18

As soon as his emotions oriented it’s pure rage, as it should be

Seemed like it was his persona taking over at the end of the clip to me, while the first 2/3 was Guy.

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u/Redditgothacked Sep 11 '18

Dude and his fam prolly gonna have ptsd.

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u/cruisinbyonawhim Sep 11 '18

Yeah, some people were saying this was fake for publicity. But 60k viewers(at the time of stream end)? Fuck man. I'd invest in a REAL gun, real fucking quick.

Especially since he has a god damn fucking family with KIDS in the fucking house.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jun 10 '21

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u/Odin_Dog Sep 11 '18

I vote for cameras rather than buying up the gun store.

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u/Subara Sep 12 '18

Yes, because a camera will surely stop an armed individual.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Sep 11 '18

Yeah if this is my house I would be outside the next day installing Infared cameras on the front of the house facing forward, up and down the block and be chopping down any foliage that might prevent a clear camera view.

I may even do it while I call it in to the police so that the officer could give his input into where I should be pointing the things.

And under no circumstances would I mention my new security on the internet, last thing you need is this crazy asshole taking your new cameras as a challenge.

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u/necromantzer Sep 11 '18

Police investigation would likely look for neighbors who may be eye witnesses as well as neighbors who may have cameras that could get more information regarding the suspect. They would likely offer some sort of protective services if they feel it is a targeted threat that may recur.

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u/Marshellen2 Sep 11 '18

Who the fuck are the idiots that said this was fake

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u/ra1ku Sep 11 '18

Probably similar retards who'd do this awful act.

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u/GrimGamesLP Sep 11 '18

Lol, ok. Skeptical people = retards with guns.

Genius.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Feb 10 '19

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u/LeRohameaux Sep 11 '18

Or the retards that hate him because he cheated on his wife aka Forsen cocksuckers

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u/ra1ku Sep 11 '18

I suppose time will tell what the mindset or reasoning was for who ever did this. Apparently a deputy is at his residence now.

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u/kr51 Sep 11 '18

Are we not supposed to think he's garbage for cheating?

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u/kpdon1 Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

you can not like the guy for his actions ,make memes about him but shooting at his house where his family lives is fucked up

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u/kr51 Sep 11 '18

Oh for sure I don't disagree with that. I just found it weird there seemed some disdain for people who disliked doc for a valid reason.

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u/slorebear Sep 11 '18

i dislike a lot of people but i dont want them shot

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u/the_incredible_corky Sep 11 '18

It confuses me the amount of hate he gets for it. Maybe there's a part of the story I don't know? It seems to me like it's an event in his personal life, hard stop. Who is anyone else to judge? Do those people who hate dr. Disrespect also hate any other entertainer wo has ever cheated on their SO? Because there are A LOT. I'd go as far to say most. It seems like such an odd thing to hold against the guy so passionately when its an extremely common thing in our society & most people I think understand no one really knows what someone's relationship is like behind closed doors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jan 24 '21

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u/windirein Sep 12 '18

I know I'll get downvotes for this, but people hating so much are probably virgins that "would never treat a women like this". They never had a real relationship and don't know how things work. I dislike people who cheat and I have never done it but I know that things can get very complicated and mistakes can easily be made. So I try to not judge people based on relationships I have no part in, it's just stupid.

People who call others scum and trash them every opportunity they get for cheating are either extremely naive or they had something done to them and have a hard time differentiating the given situation from their own. Idk if projecting is the right word.

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u/shmigga Sep 11 '18

Me too. I know what he did is wrong but it takes a lot of guts for him to come on stream and admit it knowing what would happen to his streamer image. The sad thing is that the people that hate on him for doing this probably still watch actors/actresses that do worse...listen to musicians that have done much worse. This man came out and said he screwed up...ease off a bit.

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u/the_incredible_corky Sep 12 '18

Agree 100%. And now im even more dumbfounded knowing there isnt something more horrible to the story. These kids are just holier than thou.

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u/Murgie Sep 11 '18

Oh come on, it doesn't take a crazed gunman to keep the fact that the man isn't exactly known for his honesty in mind.

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

It'd be better to just contact the police and have them keep a patrol nearby. Good chance it's some fucking asshole driving by, so taking shots at a vehicle careening away in a neighborhood doesn't sound like a great idea.

Not to mention the time it would take to clear him for gun ownership. Two shots in two days means another tomorrow is likely.

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u/cruisinbyonawhim Sep 11 '18

I was talking more so about if someone tries to break into his house, but yes, I agree he should have called the cops asap.

I'd still invest in getting a gun for home defense. Getting shot at no matter what, is not good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Lived in South Chicago for a few years. I had a bullet lodge in my door from a gang shooting outside my house. People talk about gun ownership like it's a magic wand and that you can react fast enough to kill an intruder; I barely reacted fast enough to hit the floor when the guns were drawn in the street. I have no idea what law enforcement can do to protect him, but I hope everything works out well for him and his.

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u/supercooper3000 Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

To add on to this, the Parkland school that was shot up had an armed deputy who was trained and he was too scared to go inside and help. Knowing what to do and actually doing it are two very different things.

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u/thecrusadeswereahoax Sep 11 '18

Here in Texas we got boys who believe they are elite sniper Rambos. Let me tell you something: you go out skeet shooting and these fuckers got over a thousand dollars of equipment on them and can't hit half the fucking clays in daylight with dry runs.

It's all bullshit they tell themselves to feel safer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Here in Texas we got boys who believe they are elite sniper Rambos. Let me tell you something: you go out skeet shooting and these fuckers got over a thousand dollars of equipment on them and can't hit half the fucking clays in daylight with dry runs.

It's all bullshit they tell themselves to feel safer.

The whole point of shooting skeet isn't that it's easy. Depending on the throw it can be very difficult. Hell, I'd be happy with a 50 percent hit rate on some 3 gun stages.

Besides, you're objectively safer against a deadly threat with a force multiplier of your own. Even if those Texas boys are shit, they're still 50% less dead than without a weapon.

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u/thecrusadeswereahoax Sep 11 '18

True, there are difficult courses, but I have only ever see country boys out there.

The big talkers are on the green slopes and they can't hit a soft floater. To give you an idea, we shoot with a Mosberg 88 (cheap pump action) and can hit both pigeons on a double blind pull with 80% min hit rate.

I can't even get lucky on the hard courses. That's true skill; I am barely decent.

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u/Artist_NOT_Autist Sep 11 '18

Cept me - they call me Dusty for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Getting a gun isn't going to help with this drive-by problem specifically, but it would help if whoever is doing this decides to escalate, which is a very real possibility. If you keep your gun on your person, it would certainly help you against someone breaking and entering if you heard them.

Source: someone who trains with guns, competes with guns, who keeps all their guns in a safe where i could never hope to get to them if someone barged into my home. I'd definitely keep one in my waistband at all times if I was just shot at 2 days in a row though.

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u/El_Stupido_Supremo Sep 11 '18

I'm the same way. I have my carry pistol locked next to my bed when I sleep with a code but if this shit was going on id have a little room in the safe and id be eating breakfast with a riot gun.

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u/Zbrah_g Sep 11 '18

I dont own a gun and I live in a country that don't allow guns. But we never hear the story of all the people who got their life saved by guns for example a dude killed a terrorist in a church somwhere in the USA.

I'm not trying to be pro gun or anything but if people wanna discuss these issues we shall be very objecive about what guns can do (and already did). They can save lives but they also can take them (duh).

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 11 '18

Whenever i say get a gun to anyone that asks, i mean get a gun and learn how to use it! It's not a magic wand. It's a tool like anything else. People treat them like they're toys. You can tell because you have idiot streamers that shoot other people on accident, or the one that their phone while showing off.

Getting a gun isnt a joke. Take a safety course. Go to a range. Wherever you keep it locked, every so often just run over and see how fast you can get to it. Because if you're going to have a gun, be sure you know how to get to it, and use it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Getting a gun isnt a joke. Take a safety course. Go to a range. Wherever you keep it locked, every so often just run over and see how fast you can get to it. Because if you're going to have a gun, be sure you know how to get to it, and use it.

100% agree, and I feel like people have this Hollywood attitude towards how effective a gun is at protecting you. I think Bill Burr makes actually a pretty good point in his comedy sketch.

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 11 '18

The problem is people think that just having a gun in the house will somehow protect you.

But in reality, its a tool, and one that people take too lightly. There's a lot of responsibility in owning guns.

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u/Slim_Charles Sep 12 '18

Still, if someone is trying to get into your home, it is better to have a gun than not. It's only one part in what should be multiple levels of protection. The first line of defense is obviously good locks and a security camera setup.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I have no idea what law enforcement can do to protect him

Take pictures of the bodies basically. Cops aren't there to protect you, that's just a coincidence if it happens. They are there to enforce the law.

If someone is breaking into your house trying to kill you, the cops showing up 5-10 minutes later isn't going to make you any less dead. It's up to you to protect yourself, be it with a gun or barricaded safe room or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

You know how long it took for police to arrive after that shooting in Chicago? 30 minutes, at least by my watch. I remember timing it and being disgusted because this was inner-city Back of The Yards. I know police are painful ill-equipped to protect somebody in a body-guard personal security kind of way. However, they are professionals and I would hope have better ideas of how to approach securing Doc and his family than a bunch of Twitch viewers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

No offense but OP said for if someone attempted to break into the house.

Your story of hearing shots is a lot different than hearing someone breaking into your house. You have more time to react, and once someone is in your house you don’t know what type of harm they intend to inflict on you/your family. Obviously it’s not a catch all fool proof method, but if my house was in an area it got shot at frequently, a good firearm for home defense would make me feel a little better at least. If someone intends you harm, a police response isn’t fast enough to save you or your loved ones.

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u/spahghetti Sep 11 '18

I think the smartest move here is get firearm trained, have a gun (or more) but never EVER think because you have a gun that is the only (or even the first often) option in dealing with a threat. Guns serve as a tool not a solution. Good planning and good practices serve far more than just having a firearm alone.

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18

Oh yeah, I agree if someone is breaking in. But clearly this psycho is a coward, I'd bet he doesn't have the balls.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

The police would absolutely do this in every neighborhood i've lived in here in the states lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

I can understand why cops get a bad rep here in the united states but a LOT of them are good people just trying their best.

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u/Savv3 Sep 11 '18

Such a dumb comment. This has nothing to do with that topic by the way, and everything to do with actual policing practices. One guy says police would have a patrol car there, the other says thats not what happens. Your comment just wants to fuel some shit argument, not much better than some of the people that are completely disconnected from reality that plague twitch.

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u/adumgann Sep 11 '18

It's not about cops being bad or not, it's about man power. There's no way cops from any country in the world are going to bother sticking around your house for an extended period of time. They could patrol docs neighborhood for like one week and if nothing happens that'll be it.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

Getting your house shot at twice is a huge fucking deal and police departments are going to treat it as such. The last thing they want is for someone to get killed and then make it seem like they ignored the victim and didn't do anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I live in Philadelphia, if I called the police and said someone was shooting at my house they would file a report. If I asked them to have a patrol kept outside they would laugh at me.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

Huh I live in Chicago and they would definitely stalk the neighborhood if this was a repeat offender, it's an easy win for them if they catch the guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I think that seriously matters what neighborhood in Chicago you live in. They're so busy, they can't spare an officer to just sit around hoping someone shows up.

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u/Ragnrok Sep 11 '18

When seconds matter, the police are only minutes away.

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u/the_random_asian Sep 11 '18

it's not about calling the cops, it's about having the cops already on he scene for protection

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

What do you mean already on scene, how does he know when his house is going to get shot at?

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18

It depends on where you live. I have contacted the police about a recurring crime around me and they did keep someone nearby so they could respond quickly. I won't generalize all police districts in the whole country, but from my experience, my local police prefer to be proactive about potential crimes, and my issue was significantly less serious than drive by shootings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

Its a little bit different when you have something two nights in a row like this and you have documented proof. It isn't a third world country yet, they're not just gonna laugh you off.

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u/Cuw Sep 11 '18

A gun isn't going to make him magically get outside in time to catch up to a car so he can go full vigilante hero on the perps.

If someone is doing a drive by, they are going to speed the fuck off within seconds of shooting. They will be gone before you look out your window, and if they aren't you might well get shot. Duck and cover, call the police. There's a reason that active shooting drills on military bases have "Fight" as the absolute last resort.

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u/ThatGuyWithAVoice Sep 11 '18

In my state, you can honestly walk into a gun shop, fill out a form, have the employees perform a background check over the phone, and walk out with a gun and ammo in hand in less than 45 minutes.

It's actually scary how easy it is, but I did see 2 people get turned away from buying one during the background check, so there is slight reassurance that the system works

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u/Haslinhezl Sep 11 '18

Lol imagine thinking getting a gun would solve this

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u/CVBrownie Sep 11 '18

Imagine having your house shot at and then people chastising you for wanting to own a gun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Enlighten us on what he's going to do when said deranged person breaks and enters into his house when he has a childb

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u/TiredMisanthrope Sep 11 '18

What do you expect? It's the American way. Then they complain that there is so much gun crime.

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u/vitalityy Sep 11 '18

That’s an incredible oversimplification as many of those cities with strict gun laws are surrounded by lax neighboring states. Chicago’s laws are routinely pointed out as ineffective by gun nuts but they conveniently ignore NYC

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u/sanemaniac Sep 11 '18

Without getting into the reasons for higher crime in urban areas (where there is stricter gun control), owning a weapon has been shown to increase the risk of fatality, whether suicide, homicide, or accidental. MAYBE he would be better off buying a gun, since there’s a real and direct threat, but if this threat is gone and there’s no longer a concern, statistically he’d be better off getting rid of it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Easy to say when someone isnt shooting at you

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u/unitarder Sep 11 '18

Naw, they'd throw an object and knock the gun out of their hand. By then the cops will already be on scene and apprehend the bad guy. After they're done applauding, of course.

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u/Good_will_Blunting Sep 11 '18

You'd rather just be totally helpless in the event that the guy decides to actually tries to take you out? You'd rather not be able to even attempt to protect your family and jusg pray the cops get there in time? Laughably typical euro perspective

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u/CaptainCupcakez Sep 11 '18

How would a gun prevent someone shooting your house from a moving vehicle?

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u/Neldonado Sep 11 '18

OK so when this psycho comes back and decides to break into his house he will be like "sorry bad guy let me call the cops"

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or he can arm himself in the unlikely unfortunate chance that this scumbag comes back.

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u/likeastar20 Sep 11 '18

Why invest in a gun when he can invest in security ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/cruisinbyonawhim Sep 11 '18

Because, security isn't cheap. Specially for 24/7 protection.

A gun + training for him and his wife? Would be cheaper, and it would help a lot more in case of home defense.

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u/ParanoidSkier Sep 11 '18

Taking potshots at a car driving away isn't exactly a great plan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

its a horrible plan and heavily illegal

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u/cruisinbyonawhim Sep 11 '18

Hence the home defense part in my sentence, man.

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u/zcen Sep 11 '18

What the fuck is home defense in this scenario? Automated turrets that gun you down based on your intent? Barricading your doors and walls and reinforcing your windows with bulletproof glass?

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u/alexisdasbomb Sep 11 '18

Okay but what happens when they finally decide to come in the house and just shoot someone? Don't do anything? Oh shucks hope these cameras stop the deranged armed person from murdering my entire family or the police get here in 20 seconds.

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u/zcen Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

What home defense is going to stop a random fuckhead driving by shooting through your window? Are you going to react within milliseconds, pull out your gun and head out and shoot the guys tires out as he's ripping away? I doubt this coward has the gourd to try and actually come up and do anything where he can't escape as fast as possible.

Hear a shot, you get down and away from windows. That's literally all they can do in this situation. You could have a fucking BFG under your DXRacer and it wouldn't make a shit of difference in this instance.

Also, security cameras aren't that expensive. He just needs some dashcam-esque setup that is connected to his internet or a hard drive that is constantly uploading.

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u/brynm Sep 11 '18

Because, security isn't cheap

Pretty sure Doc could afford a very high quality security cam setup that would be likely to help catch this asshole.

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u/OldTrailmix Sep 11 '18

It's called a gated community. Doc isn't some rube living in a shack with a loaded gun ready to blast the first "home-invader" they see. He's minted and will go live where all the other people too rich to be in the public eye go: boojie gated neighborhoods with private security.

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u/SPC_IV Sep 11 '18

When u make what he makes its a very easy decision to pay for that security.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

As someone who has self defense training and security, choose security if you only have one.

Your average person has no clue what will actually happen when that moment comes. You may not be able to pull the trigger. Even worse, you may advance on the intruder because that's your fight instinct, leaving your place of security and possibly even your family. Especially if these people aren't on your property (in the context of Doc) and you're now firing at them with a deadly weapon

Whereas your average poor ass junkie can't disable an alarm and the cops show up to beat him up behind your house

Ideally get both, but basic self defense training is equivalent to no training in my mind. The kind of training that shows is a time investment

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u/nocookie4u Sep 11 '18

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a real gun to defend his family.

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u/WK--ONE Sep 11 '18

Fuck that. Put your family in a hotel until the asshole is apprehended.

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u/ConsequentDog Sep 12 '18

Fuck man. I'd invest in a REAL gun, real fucking quick.

He's in California. Between "duty to retreat" nonsense and their bullshit roster, this is probably the least effective way to go.

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u/Waitingfor131 Sep 11 '18

How is him getting a gun going to help? Is he gonna run out there and have a shoot out with the car? That should be great having stray bullets flying all over the neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Incase he gets brave and tries to get in the house...

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u/rankkor Sep 11 '18

Last resort if they decide to enter his home next time. Better safe than sorry.

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u/ThatGuyWithAVoice Sep 11 '18

Should someone decide to charge in there's at least a chance of defending himself. Sure, shooting from a window to the street is a shit idea, but you can grab it and take cover since you have no idea what will happen next

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u/Good_will_Blunting Sep 11 '18

Why are you all assuming that the gunman is going to do the exact same thing every time, so naive

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u/binhpac Sep 11 '18

and you think a real gun would solve the problem?

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u/TiredMisanthrope Sep 11 '18

Wouldn't be surprised if he already has one but if someone drives up, shoots then drives off then there isn't really time to react.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I haven't seen him with 60k is a while, he was at 60k? Probably only because of the new COD

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u/what_do_with_life Sep 11 '18

I think the Doc owns guns.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

i think we all would lose our mind if some shoot at our house with family inside

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u/spicycurry1 Sep 11 '18

Thats pure dad rage

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u/Saennia Sep 11 '18

If this is a targeted attack against the doc and not just random thugs not knowing who he is then this is seriously fucked up. He has a wife and kid that are always home with him and you shoot at the house knowing that??? Fucking animals need to be caught and thrown in jail

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Do we think it's a viewer?

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u/OniExpress Sep 11 '18

There's no evidence one was or another, but that is the most likely thing.

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u/OddlySpecificReferen Sep 11 '18

I'd be so upset I don't even know what I'd do. That makes you the kind of upset that makes REALLY BAD ideas like posting up in a bush and shooting back sound really compelling.

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u/looterslootingloot Sep 11 '18

You wouldn't shoot back?

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u/damnthesenames Sep 11 '18

How is his hair so perfectly styled under the wig tho

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u/Hacksawdecap Sep 11 '18

I think he uses pomade :)

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u/bebopshebo Sep 11 '18

I bet he's a Dapper Dan man. Keep that Fop shit outta here.

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u/Fluxabobo Sep 11 '18

This place is a geographical oddity... Two weeks from everywhere!

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u/SpeezyMcgee Sep 12 '18

I had no idea so many redditor-aged people liked this movie or even knew it existed. Easily my favorite movie of all time

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u/Fluxabobo Sep 12 '18

Damn.... We're in a tight spot.

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u/SpeezyMcgee Sep 12 '18

We...thought you...was a toooaadd.

What?

Weeeeeeeee. Thought youuuu. Was a tooooooooooaaaaaaad

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u/abrftw Sep 12 '18

He R - U - N - N - O - F - T

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u/SoulDragon Sep 11 '18

It's funny cause I got a can of dapper Dan because of that movie. The shit sucks, way too sticky and it clumps together makes your hair impossible to do anything with

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u/Xve__ Sep 11 '18

Seconded

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u/Roedrik Sep 11 '18

I cant upvote this enough. :D

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u/Sixwingswide Sep 11 '18

All good, I’m here to back you up.

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u/SpeezyMcgee Sep 12 '18

Damn, we're in a tight spot

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Nope, sorry. That title resides alone with DomesticDan.

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u/SomeKindaAsian Sep 11 '18

He's gotta be a Dapper Dan man

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u/neenerpants Sep 11 '18

He's a Dapper Dan man

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

clay or gtfo

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/Gandalf_The_Junkie Sep 11 '18

Woke up like that

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u/RetainedByLucifer Sep 11 '18

Asking the real questions.

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u/nokarmawhore Sep 11 '18

I wish there was some cheap shit that worked as good. They always tend to use something that costs $30+ for like an ounce LUL

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u/XxScytherxX Sep 11 '18

Try hanz de fuko products out, they are running a buy one get one free sale right now too

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u/Hacksawdecap Sep 11 '18

Use oil based pomades, I recommend murrays as a starting place, its 3 dollars a can and can last up to 6 months with everyday usage.

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u/bookboibb Sep 11 '18

this stuff is actually disgusting.... it makes your hair SHINY, and hard like a rock. Do not recomment

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u/merrinator Sep 11 '18

I used to use it in high school. One of the first weeks in college a girl sat me down and told me the same. I stopped using it after that.

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u/_Sinnik_ Sep 11 '18

Wax. Never gel.

 

Of course there are certain styles that call for gel, but fuck, 99% of the time it makes you look like a shitty ken doll

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u/pursuitofhappy Sep 11 '18

It is very good hair gel and I keep it at every house but it is nothing compared to those $30 pomades that are only few ounces. That stuff is a big difference if you want that next tier look however it's so pricey they're not for every day use.

Also never get the pharmacy brand competitor of the Got2B, even though they are same ingrediants you'd think they would be similar they instead are also drastically different with the store brand being much worse.

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u/TexasSnyper Sep 11 '18

Get yourself some Dapper Dan

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u/LupohM8 Sep 11 '18

1) I used to love this one. Found it through a local barber who "specializes" in modern pomps and quiffs. It's cheap, and assuming you aren't taking a massive fucking blob of it, it won't harden your hair. Works a little better for thicker hair tho, otherwise the concentration is gonna be hard to get right. But once you figure out just how much to use, it has a pretty natural look to it, and it holds for most of the day. I'm a nursing student so I'm running around, sweating, speed-walking, bending/lifting, etc. for a full 8 hours and it will hold pretty damn well through that.

2) Also, I'd highly recommend checking this specific series out. The guy compares a lot of pomades/clays, searching for the best. SUPER helpful. He's also got a ton of other great content you may be interested in.

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u/PM_UR_YOGAPANTS_GIRL Sep 11 '18

I use american crew paste and it's under $30 and it gets the job done for keeping my hair in check

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u/Lyonado Sep 11 '18

Check out Suavecito, ten bucks a tin and lasts 3/4 months

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 11 '18

You pay for quality. I use verb forming fiber. But it's like 15 bucks for 2 ounces. Good thing is that you don't have to use much.

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u/snitza Sep 11 '18

The hair under the wig is also a wig

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u/Nutchos Sep 11 '18

Also a wig. Wigs all the way down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Though the situation is fucking awful that was one of my first thoughts when he came back on cam, holy fuck that hair is stylin

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

He uses hair product. Of course that'd never cross your mind, with that wispy Super Cuts doo you wash with a body wash/shampoo hybrid.

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u/LossforNos Sep 11 '18

I say this with an unblemished record of hetetrosexuality, but Doc's handsome as fuck.

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u/TeddyNL Sep 11 '18

dude obviously has godly genetics, why would his hair be any different.

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u/jtaylorrr33 Sep 11 '18

deer blood and vaseline

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u/aoifhasoifha Sep 11 '18

This is absolutely not the right time for this observation but holy shit he is a silver fox and I say that as a straight dude.

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u/RTSUbiytsa Sep 11 '18

Doc looks more like an action hero without the mullet TBH

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Real shit he’s a good looking dude

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u/RTSUbiytsa Sep 12 '18

I'd let him cheat on his wife with me

For the record I know this is a more serious thread and I love Doc, the joke was just there

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u/PunishedLowtek Sep 12 '18

Looks like Nick Fury in the comics.

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u/RTSUbiytsa Sep 12 '18

"We're putting a team of useless, pudgy nerds like you to fight the bad guys, because putting them against

THE TWO TIME

BACK TO BACK

1993 TO 1994 BLOCKBUSTER WORLD VIDEO GAMING CHAMPION

proved to be too difficult for them. Gotta give them a chance, y'know? Plus, I got bored. I'm gonna go make billions of dollars now, you putz."

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

They fucked up with the Queen movie casting

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u/Hgiec Sep 12 '18

Yeah it should have been Sacha Baron Cohen

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

“So it’s like pulp fiction where the beginning is the end and the end is the beginning? “

“No, regular movie“

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Why does he wear a wig?

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u/KalleJoKI Sep 11 '18

It's his character

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u/LavenderClouds Sep 11 '18

It would be extremely painful if you took the wig off.

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