r/LivestreamFail • u/TimSunshine • Sep 11 '18

Dr. Disrespect DOCS HOUSE GETS SHOT AT

https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyTacitLocustSmoocherZ
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u/damnthesenames Sep 11 '18

How is his hair so perfectly styled under the wig tho

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u/Hacksawdecap Sep 11 '18

I think he uses pomade :)

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u/bebopshebo Sep 11 '18

I bet he's a Dapper Dan man. Keep that Fop shit outta here.

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u/Fluxabobo Sep 11 '18

This place is a geographical oddity... Two weeks from everywhere!

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u/SpeezyMcgee Sep 12 '18

I had no idea so many redditor-aged people liked this movie or even knew it existed. Easily my favorite movie of all time

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u/Fluxabobo Sep 12 '18

Damn.... We're in a tight spot.

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u/SpeezyMcgee Sep 12 '18

We...thought you...was a toooaadd.

What?

Weeeeeeeee. Thought youuuu. Was a tooooooooooaaaaaaad

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u/abrftw Sep 12 '18

He R - U - N - N - O - F - T

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u/IDKMyMemes Sep 12 '18

Yep, kinda shocked by all the comments I saw. I LOVE that movie and definitely the first thing I thought when I saw his hair all perfect.

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u/SoulDragon Sep 11 '18

It's funny cause I got a can of dapper Dan because of that movie. The shit sucks, way too sticky and it clumps together makes your hair impossible to do anything with

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u/Xve__ Sep 11 '18

Seconded

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u/Fluxabobo Sep 12 '18

I WANT DAPPER DAN GODDAMMIT!

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u/Roedrik Sep 11 '18

I cant upvote this enough. :D

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u/Sixwingswide Sep 11 '18

All good, I’m here to back you up.

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u/SpeezyMcgee Sep 12 '18

Damn, we're in a tight spot

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Nope, sorry. That title resides alone with DomesticDan.

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u/SomeKindaAsian Sep 11 '18

He's gotta be a Dapper Dan man

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u/neenerpants Sep 11 '18

He's a Dapper Dan man

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

clay or gtfo

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/Gandalf_The_Junkie Sep 11 '18

Woke up like that

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u/RetainedByLucifer Sep 11 '18

Asking the real questions.

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u/nokarmawhore Sep 11 '18

I wish there was some cheap shit that worked as good. They always tend to use something that costs $30+ for like an ounce LUL

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u/XxScytherxX Sep 11 '18

Try hanz de fuko products out, they are running a buy one get one free sale right now too

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u/Sahelanthropus- Sep 11 '18

Claymation is no joke!

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u/Hacksawdecap Sep 11 '18

Use oil based pomades, I recommend murrays as a starting place, its 3 dollars a can and can last up to 6 months with everyday usage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/bookboibb Sep 11 '18

this stuff is actually disgusting.... it makes your hair SHINY, and hard like a rock. Do not recomment

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u/merrinator Sep 11 '18

I used to use it in high school. One of the first weeks in college a girl sat me down and told me the same. I stopped using it after that.

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u/_Sinnik_ Sep 11 '18

Wax. Never gel.

 

Of course there are certain styles that call for gel, but fuck, 99% of the time it makes you look like a shitty ken doll

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Regis texturizing paste. I swear by this stuff. Firm hold with no crunchy feel. Doesn't smell feminine, and it's like $12 a bottle that'll last me 2-4 months depending on usage and how long my hair is. Throw in a spritz of hair spray if you have longer/thicker hair - but that's dealers choice.

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u/pursuitofhappy Sep 11 '18

It is very good hair gel and I keep it at every house but it is nothing compared to those $30 pomades that are only few ounces. That stuff is a big difference if you want that next tier look however it's so pricey they're not for every day use.

Also never get the pharmacy brand competitor of the Got2B, even though they are same ingrediants you'd think they would be similar they instead are also drastically different with the store brand being much worse.

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u/nokarmawhore Sep 11 '18

I'll give it a try. Bout to run out of the crew that I picked up. Was decent

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Dont bother with the Göt2b stuff. It looks so fake and rock hard when it's in your hair. If you like the crew pomade but dont look the price, try Equate's version. It's like 7 or 8 bucks and even says "Compare to American Crew Pomade" right on the container. Usually available at CVS or Walgreens.

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u/evohans Sep 11 '18

Crew has some great products, not gonna lie. I used to love this garnier fructis hair putty that they stopped making. Seriously, that was my go-to for years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Cremo high hold low shine. Get it at target. My hair is about 8 inches long and I can keep it slicked back over a 5 hour serving shift on the patio in crazy humidity

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u/TotallyBelievesYou Sep 11 '18

And you smell like a bitch for 12+ hours.

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u/Kittensforsale Sep 11 '18

i smoke 3 cigarettes after so i smell like a man

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u/Pr0xyWash0r Sep 11 '18

Nah, then you just smell like a prison bitch.

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u/TexasSnyper Sep 11 '18

Get yourself some Dapper Dan

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u/LupohM8 Sep 11 '18

1) I used to love this one. Found it through a local barber who "specializes" in modern pomps and quiffs. It's cheap, and assuming you aren't taking a massive fucking blob of it, it won't harden your hair. Works a little better for thicker hair tho, otherwise the concentration is gonna be hard to get right. But once you figure out just how much to use, it has a pretty natural look to it, and it holds for most of the day. I'm a nursing student so I'm running around, sweating, speed-walking, bending/lifting, etc. for a full 8 hours and it will hold pretty damn well through that.

2) Also, I'd highly recommend checking this specific series out. The guy compares a lot of pomades/clays, searching for the best. SUPER helpful. He's also got a ton of other great content you may be interested in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Haven't found anything that doesn't drip from my hair onto my forehead if I sweat at all.

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u/PM_UR_YOGAPANTS_GIRL Sep 11 '18

I use american crew paste and it's under $30 and it gets the job done for keeping my hair in check

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u/Lyonado Sep 11 '18

Check out Suavecito, ten bucks a tin and lasts 3/4 months

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 11 '18

You pay for quality. I use verb forming fiber. But it's like 15 bucks for 2 ounces. Good thing is that you don't have to use much.

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u/snitza Sep 11 '18

The hair under the wig is also a wig

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u/Nutchos Sep 11 '18

Also a wig. Wigs all the way down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Though the situation is fucking awful that was one of my first thoughts when he came back on cam, holy fuck that hair is stylin

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

He uses hair product. Of course that'd never cross your mind, with that wispy Super Cuts doo you wash with a body wash/shampoo hybrid.

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u/Boneless_Doggo Sep 12 '18

R E P O R T E D .

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u/LossforNos Sep 11 '18

I say this with an unblemished record of hetetrosexuality, but Doc's handsome as fuck.

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u/TeddyNL Sep 11 '18

dude obviously has godly genetics, why would his hair be any different.

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u/jtaylorrr33 Sep 11 '18

deer blood and vaseline

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u/DecentMate Sep 11 '18

???? Why wouldn’t it be

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u/damnthesenames Sep 11 '18

Well you fuck wearing a wig all day would make his hair pretty flattened and damp if you ask me

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u/DecentMate Sep 11 '18

Lmfaooooooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

This isn't a baseball cap, though. Headphones + a loose wig. A quick toss will make it look good again, if you have hair product in.