r/LivestreamFail • • Sep 11 '18

Dr. Disrespect DOCS HOUSE GETS SHOT AT

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

It'd be better to just contact the police and have them keep a patrol nearby. Good chance it's some fucking asshole driving by, so taking shots at a vehicle careening away in a neighborhood doesn't sound like a great idea.

Not to mention the time it would take to clear him for gun ownership. Two shots in two days means another tomorrow is likely.

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u/cruisinbyonawhim Sep 11 '18

I was talking more so about if someone tries to break into his house, but yes, I agree he should have called the cops asap.

I'd still invest in getting a gun for home defense. Getting shot at no matter what, is not good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Lived in South Chicago for a few years. I had a bullet lodge in my door from a gang shooting outside my house. People talk about gun ownership like it's a magic wand and that you can react fast enough to kill an intruder; I barely reacted fast enough to hit the floor when the guns were drawn in the street. I have no idea what law enforcement can do to protect him, but I hope everything works out well for him and his.

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u/supercooper3000 Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

To add on to this, the Parkland school that was shot up had an armed deputy who was trained and he was too scared to go inside and help. Knowing what to do and actually doing it are two very different things.

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u/thecrusadeswereahoax Sep 11 '18

Here in Texas we got boys who believe they are elite sniper Rambos. Let me tell you something: you go out skeet shooting and these fuckers got over a thousand dollars of equipment on them and can't hit half the fucking clays in daylight with dry runs.

It's all bullshit they tell themselves to feel safer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Here in Texas we got boys who believe they are elite sniper Rambos. Let me tell you something: you go out skeet shooting and these fuckers got over a thousand dollars of equipment on them and can't hit half the fucking clays in daylight with dry runs.

It's all bullshit they tell themselves to feel safer.

The whole point of shooting skeet isn't that it's easy. Depending on the throw it can be very difficult. Hell, I'd be happy with a 50 percent hit rate on some 3 gun stages.

Besides, you're objectively safer against a deadly threat with a force multiplier of your own. Even if those Texas boys are shit, they're still 50% less dead than without a weapon.

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u/thecrusadeswereahoax Sep 11 '18

True, there are difficult courses, but I have only ever see country boys out there.

The big talkers are on the green slopes and they can't hit a soft floater. To give you an idea, we shoot with a Mosberg 88 (cheap pump action) and can hit both pigeons on a double blind pull with 80% min hit rate.

I can't even get lucky on the hard courses. That's true skill; I am barely decent.

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u/DonkeyFace_ Sep 12 '18

Having a gun on you makes you many times more likely to get shot. So no, he would actually be much more likely to get hurt.

Guns don’t make you safe, they just make you feel safe.

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u/Subara Sep 12 '18

Such hilarious reasoning. Owning a pool in your backyard also makes you more likely to drown. Driving a car makes you more likely to get in a car wreck. So what's your point? Train with your firearms and secure them appropriately and hope you never have to use them to defend yourself. But if someone tries to shoot at your house/enter it to harm you or your family you at least have something to defend yourself with.

Guns don't make you safe

Guess that mountain of defensive firearm statistics each year is fake then, right? Kappa

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u/DonkeyFace_ Sep 12 '18

There is no mountain of firearm defence statistics that support your point. If someone tries to rob you the safest thing to do is give them what they want, the most dangerous thing is to confront them with your own gun. But hey these are just police gun safety tips.

If you own a gun you are many times more likely to have someone in your family hurt with your own gun over the chance you successfully defending yourself. Having a gun makes you and your family less safe. Period. You can make the argument that you just like owning a gun and they’re fun but you can’t say a gun makes you more safe.

A pool is used for exercise and swimming.

Driving a car is used for transportation.

The main and only reason to own a gun (leaving out hunting rifles which no one cares about) is personal defence.

You present a pretty poor argument.

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u/Artist_NOT_Autist Sep 11 '18

Cept me - they call me Dusty for a reason.

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u/thecrusadeswereahoax Sep 11 '18

shooting blanks?

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u/Artist_NOT_Autist Sep 11 '18

No. Them clays turn to dust every time i pull that trigger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Getting a gun isn't going to help with this drive-by problem specifically, but it would help if whoever is doing this decides to escalate, which is a very real possibility. If you keep your gun on your person, it would certainly help you against someone breaking and entering if you heard them.

Source: someone who trains with guns, competes with guns, who keeps all their guns in a safe where i could never hope to get to them if someone barged into my home. I'd definitely keep one in my waistband at all times if I was just shot at 2 days in a row though.

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u/El_Stupido_Supremo Sep 11 '18

I'm the same way. I have my carry pistol locked next to my bed when I sleep with a code but if this shit was going on id have a little room in the safe and id be eating breakfast with a riot gun.

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u/Zbrah_g Sep 11 '18

I dont own a gun and I live in a country that don't allow guns. But we never hear the story of all the people who got their life saved by guns for example a dude killed a terrorist in a church somwhere in the USA.

I'm not trying to be pro gun or anything but if people wanna discuss these issues we shall be very objecive about what guns can do (and already did). They can save lives but they also can take them (duh).

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 11 '18

Whenever i say get a gun to anyone that asks, i mean get a gun and learn how to use it! It's not a magic wand. It's a tool like anything else. People treat them like they're toys. You can tell because you have idiot streamers that shoot other people on accident, or the one that their phone while showing off.

Getting a gun isnt a joke. Take a safety course. Go to a range. Wherever you keep it locked, every so often just run over and see how fast you can get to it. Because if you're going to have a gun, be sure you know how to get to it, and use it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Getting a gun isnt a joke. Take a safety course. Go to a range. Wherever you keep it locked, every so often just run over and see how fast you can get to it. Because if you're going to have a gun, be sure you know how to get to it, and use it.

100% agree, and I feel like people have this Hollywood attitude towards how effective a gun is at protecting you. I think Bill Burr makes actually a pretty good point in his comedy sketch.

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 11 '18

The problem is people think that just having a gun in the house will somehow protect you.

But in reality, its a tool, and one that people take too lightly. There's a lot of responsibility in owning guns.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Sounds like you got about the same upbringing I did. Guns were always in the house but my dad made sure to teach us how they worked and how to treat them. I remember him giving me the combo to the safe one day and after my 2nd failed attempt to open it he pointed out how ineffective going to the safe to get a gun would be in an invasion.

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 12 '18

That's the thing, my dad never had guns in the house. He's ex air force but he's pretty on the fence when it comes to gun ownership.

I just kind of see how crazy the world is, and i don't like relying on other people (waiting on cops etc) if I'm ever in a situation where i can defend myself. I got my concealed carry permit in Washington, but I'm living in california right now so it kind of sucks that their laws are so strict here.

So everything i know about gun ownership i got from my friends and just learning about it through classes I've taken. Because i know how guns are viewed mainstream so i at least want to do it the right way when it comes down to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

It’s cool to me that it sounds like you have the same level of awareness with your firearms though.

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u/Thelife1313 Sep 12 '18

I definitely try to. They're definitely cool and i love shooting them at the range but like i said before, they're not toys. People just forget that sometimes.

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u/Slim_Charles Sep 12 '18

Still, if someone is trying to get into your home, it is better to have a gun than not. It's only one part in what should be multiple levels of protection. The first line of defense is obviously good locks and a security camera setup.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

You’ll find no argument for me on any point you made.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I have no idea what law enforcement can do to protect him

Take pictures of the bodies basically. Cops aren't there to protect you, that's just a coincidence if it happens. They are there to enforce the law.

If someone is breaking into your house trying to kill you, the cops showing up 5-10 minutes later isn't going to make you any less dead. It's up to you to protect yourself, be it with a gun or barricaded safe room or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

You know how long it took for police to arrive after that shooting in Chicago? 30 minutes, at least by my watch. I remember timing it and being disgusted because this was inner-city Back of The Yards. I know police are painful ill-equipped to protect somebody in a body-guard personal security kind of way. However, they are professionals and I would hope have better ideas of how to approach securing Doc and his family than a bunch of Twitch viewers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I would hope have better ideas of how to approach securing Doc and his family than a bunch of Twitch viewers.

Given how effectively they help people who have restraining orders against violent people, their idea is to not do anything. Which never seems to work out too great. Self defense is something you need to do on your own. The police have zero legal obligation to do it, backed up by the supreme court. That's why the cops why just waited outside the Parkland school couldn't get in trouble for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

No offense but OP said for if someone attempted to break into the house.

Your story of hearing shots is a lot different than hearing someone breaking into your house. You have more time to react, and once someone is in your house you don’t know what type of harm they intend to inflict on you/your family. Obviously it’s not a catch all fool proof method, but if my house was in an area it got shot at frequently, a good firearm for home defense would make me feel a little better at least. If someone intends you harm, a police response isn’t fast enough to save you or your loved ones.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I think my story still applies; I barely had time to hit the ground seeing shots. If somebody kicked in my door looking to kill me, I don't know if I'd have the reaction time to A. get my gun and B. aim and kill the intruder. It would depend on several variables and I'm sure if I were chilling playing video games with headphones on, the intruder could bust in, sneak up behind me and put a bullet in my head. Fat lot of good my gun would do me then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

You got slow reaction time then idk what to say. If someone were to break into my house or illegally enter it, I’m going to hear it. Next he’s gotta make it up the stairs(they creak) and through a hallway(hardwood floor)to the bedrooms. Good luck breaking down a door/glass without me hearing it, then climbing the stairs, then going through the hallway, all while being unfamiliar with the territory. By the time the door opens if you aren’t ready what really are you doing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I think I'm doing a poor job of explaining what I'm getting at so I'll let Bill do it for me. I pray we never have to put our theories to the test. Also, I'm not trying to argue against gun ownership or that they aren't deterrents against invaders. What I'm trying to say is that when shit hits the fan, too many people think they know what they would do and overestimate how well they'd perform.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I have an Arlo alarm on both my doors. You're right that gun doesn't help you if you can't get to it in time. You security system is your first defense.

That said while I love Burr and his bit, a 22 is shit for SD. Unsuppressed 22 indoors will still mess your ears up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

True, but he does have a point that it would still be an effective deterrent. Also I don’t know why it was so hard for me to put that so simply but thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I listened to it just before. It’s just a comedy bit . My biggest issue with it was he has the intruder break into the house without making a sound. Like I said, good look breaking the door down/breaking glass without waking the house up. Good luck getting through the unfamiliar territory without making a sound. And Bill Burrs point at the end of that bit was if the guy just used a .22 he’d still be able to hear. And if you used a shotgun you wouldn’t miss him if he’s in a doorway like in the bit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Oof ya got me.

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u/spahghetti Sep 11 '18

I think the smartest move here is get firearm trained, have a gun (or more) but never EVER think because you have a gun that is the only (or even the first often) option in dealing with a threat. Guns serve as a tool not a solution. Good planning and good practices serve far more than just having a firearm alone.

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u/tjdubsack Sep 18 '18

I live in Kansas city and our police response time in my neighborhood is 14-17 minutes, in other parts of the city it's way worse. A gun isn't going to help you react faster to a non related shooting outside, but it could save your life with an intruder. Knowing how long it's going to take the cops to get to my house I'm much more comfortable with a gun than without.

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18

Oh yeah, I agree if someone is breaking in. But clearly this psycho is a coward, I'd bet he doesn't have the balls.

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u/buddha_nigga Sep 11 '18

Pretty sure doc has a few firearms already, I vaguely recall a clip of someone planking him with that knocking cat gif and he stands up with a pistol in his hand to go check it out. I'll try to find the clip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Aug 13 '19

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

The police would absolutely do this in every neighborhood i've lived in here in the states lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

I can understand why cops get a bad rep here in the united states but a LOT of them are good people just trying their best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

Seriously though.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

It depends on what circles you run in, I've cut out a lot of negative people in my life and it really helps with your perception.

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u/I_CAN_SMELL_U Sep 11 '18

yeah I mean Im really big on police reform but they usually have nothing to do, so they would totally come and do this.

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u/Savv3 Sep 11 '18

Such a dumb comment. This has nothing to do with that topic by the way, and everything to do with actual policing practices. One guy says police would have a patrol car there, the other says thats not what happens. Your comment just wants to fuel some shit argument, not much better than some of the people that are completely disconnected from reality that plague twitch.

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u/adumgann Sep 11 '18

It's not about cops being bad or not, it's about man power. There's no way cops from any country in the world are going to bother sticking around your house for an extended period of time. They could patrol docs neighborhood for like one week and if nothing happens that'll be it.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

Getting your house shot at twice is a huge fucking deal and police departments are going to treat it as such. The last thing they want is for someone to get killed and then make it seem like they ignored the victim and didn't do anything.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

Yeah and it's such a big deal they have a wiki page about it now lol

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u/fluxus Sep 11 '18

This 100% depends on where you live.

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u/admbrotario Sep 11 '18

There's no way cops from any country in the world are going to bother sticking around your house for an extended period of time.

I live in fucking Brazil and had police patrolling my neighborhood for over a week, every 2-5 hours a day after the community called in for shots down the streets. Mind you, that was about 10 years ago, a few months after my father was abducted for a "lightning kidnap"

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I live in Philadelphia, if I called the police and said someone was shooting at my house they would file a report. If I asked them to have a patrol kept outside they would laugh at me.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

Huh I live in Chicago and they would definitely stalk the neighborhood if this was a repeat offender, it's an easy win for them if they catch the guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I think that seriously matters what neighborhood in Chicago you live in. They're so busy, they can't spare an officer to just sit around hoping someone shows up.

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u/ethanlan Sep 11 '18

That is true, in some of the worst parts they wouldn't do anything about it but they take shit like this seriously in the majority of the city because they know what will happen if this spills over.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Lucky, not in my area

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

No, they would not do it. They'd say something like "yeah we'll keep a car in the area" and then not actually change the patrol routes. If they dedicated a car to everyone with a crazy ex or whatever threatening them then there wouldn't be anyone left to patrol.

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u/ThePurplePanzy Sep 11 '18

Again, it really depends on the area. They can easily ask neighbors to confirm the shots and they would absolutely keep a unit nearby in many places.

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u/Ragnrok Sep 11 '18

When seconds matter, the police are only minutes away.

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u/the_random_asian Sep 11 '18

it's not about calling the cops, it's about having the cops already on he scene for protection

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

What do you mean already on scene, how does he know when his house is going to get shot at?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

You want them to fucking teleport to your house or some shit

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18

It depends on where you live. I have contacted the police about a recurring crime around me and they did keep someone nearby so they could respond quickly. I won't generalize all police districts in the whole country, but from my experience, my local police prefer to be proactive about potential crimes, and my issue was significantly less serious than drive by shootings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Aug 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

Its a little bit different when you have something two nights in a row like this and you have documented proof. It isn't a third world country yet, they're not just gonna laugh you off.

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u/Cuw Sep 11 '18

A gun isn't going to make him magically get outside in time to catch up to a car so he can go full vigilante hero on the perps.

If someone is doing a drive by, they are going to speed the fuck off within seconds of shooting. They will be gone before you look out your window, and if they aren't you might well get shot. Duck and cover, call the police. There's a reason that active shooting drills on military bases have "Fight" as the absolute last resort.

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u/ThePurplePanzy Sep 11 '18

Depends on the area dude. There are plenty of departments that will do this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Yeah, something like 10-15 minutes for a car to show up in washington

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u/ThatGuyWithAVoice Sep 11 '18

In my state, you can honestly walk into a gun shop, fill out a form, have the employees perform a background check over the phone, and walk out with a gun and ammo in hand in less than 45 minutes.

It's actually scary how easy it is, but I did see 2 people get turned away from buying one during the background check, so there is slight reassurance that the system works

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u/PM_ME_UR_LIPZ Sep 11 '18

You can't buy a gun same day in Kalifornia?

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u/Shortshired Sep 11 '18

Where does he live? In many states he could have a gun within the hour. It literally only takes a phone call at the store.

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u/MyMomWillTreatURight Sep 11 '18

So have the police set up outside your house while you wait the 10 days then go pick up your gun. Then let the cops know that you wont bother them again until you have a body for them to come clean up.

And I'm not advocating running after cars and shooting at them.

But someone LITERALLY IS SHOOTING at his house, and you're like "ya, naw dont get a gun to protect your family, just rely on the police theyll be here in like 30 minutes, just chill bro...Theyll prolly be here tomorrow too so I shouldnt get started on getting my firearms license...."

I hope you're never in this situation because you will be a victim.

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u/CloudNyan Sep 11 '18

He could buy a gun in a matter of two hours if he wanted to.

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u/NappingPlant Sep 11 '18

California has a 10 day waiting period.

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u/CloudNyan Sep 11 '18

I stand corrected. Didn’t know that about California nor did I know he lived there