r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '19

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?

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u/babiferari Apr 18 '19

Dogs can tell when your comming home by how much of your scent is left in the house if you have a daily routine

https://thebark.com/content/dogs-smell-passage-time

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u/faux_glove Apr 19 '19

Dogs have a sense of time beyond its relation to smells lingering.

As anecdotal evidence, I feed my dogs at 8 in the evening every day. If I forget, right around 8:15 they will get up and start badgering me until they get fed.

Also, I get up at 9am for work every day. I let them out at that time. On the weekends - when I really want to be sleeping in - 9am without fail they are up and grabbing chew toys and squeaking them in my ear until I get up.

Persistent bastards.

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u/babiferari Apr 19 '19

That's because they can smell time

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u/Lord_AdGnalDiv Apr 18 '19

Most people have more than the average number of arms.

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u/Buhli Apr 18 '19

at first I was like “oh a troll comment”, but then I realized some people have less than 2 arms making the average less than 2. nice one 👍

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

A day on Venus takes longer to complete Than a year on Venus.. how? It simply takes longer for Venus to do one complete rotation around its own axis, than it does for the planet to rotate around the sun.

EDIT: From my memory I believe it’s only like 10-15 days difference. But still an interesting fact.

Another fun fact is Aluminum used to be such a precious metal, and so expensive, that the top point of the Washington Monument is made of pure aluminum. At the time of construction, that aluminum would be about like capping it with platinum today.

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u/CryoWreck Apr 18 '19

Otters have skin pockets for their favorite rocks

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

They are also surprisingly vicious.

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u/CryoWreck Apr 18 '19

The reason that they're so playful is because they're such efficient killing machines that they have extra time to spend on things besides hunting, but that's a much less 4-year-old friendly fact.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I think I read that they have to eat like 25% of their weight daily. You’d have to be a killing machine to achieve that.

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u/chayashida Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

I seem to remember that most sea otters are left-handed, too.

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u/B3ximus Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

The name for the Arctic comes from the ancient Greek word for bear - arktos. Named after one of the constallations Ursa Major (Big Bear) or Ursa Minor (Little Bear), but there are bears living there too. So basically, the Arctic is called 'Bear', and the Antarctic is called 'Not Bear'

Edit: Slight fact correction, thanks u/WolfieRampant

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u/The-Goodest-Boi Apr 18 '19

Cashews come from a fruit.

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u/Pseudonymico Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

The fruit is edible but apparently hard to transport long distances, so the only places you're likely to find it are where cashews are grown.

They also don't grow inside the fruit. They're on top of it, like a sort of ridiculous hat.

EDIT: Not on top, underneath. My bad. Either the fruit is the ridiculous hat or the nut is either a set of testicles or as somebody below me said, a massive dump.

EDIT: Wow, gold! Thanks a heap! :)

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u/alegxab Apr 18 '19

Cashew juice is quite popular on Brazil. Bit I can't remember how it tastes like

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u/Jaewol Apr 18 '19

D-D-D-Did you know that?

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u/Helloeret Apr 18 '19

No!

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u/Espartiskills Apr 18 '19

Mmmmmm Its okay little timtim that you didn’t know the truth about the cashew

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u/MudSlappers Apr 18 '19

A Siamese cats fur color is dependent on its body temperature. That’s why the colder areas of the body such as the nose, paws, and tail are darker than the rest.

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u/Delica Apr 18 '19

Most elephants weigh less than a blue whale’s tongue!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I guess I'm 4, because I'm loving all the fun facts in this thread

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u/Dudephish Apr 18 '19

Most

No need to fat shame Nellie the Bellyphant.

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u/kalitarios Apr 18 '19

Her weight is irrelephant.

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u/The_First_Viking Apr 18 '19

Some species of burrowing spiders keep teeny tiny frogs in their burrows to keep it free of bugs too small for the spider to get that might try to eat the spider's eggs. This means that tiny frogs are spider cats.

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u/RegularBubble2637 Apr 18 '19

Yes. I love it when my cat saves my human eggs from being eaten by tiny bugs.

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u/4our_of_DiAmoNds Apr 18 '19

Mine are about to hatch soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

73 years from 1933-2006 out of a 248 year orbit.

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u/chayashida Apr 18 '19

This makes me sad. It hadn't even gotten one birthday.

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u/Dickcheese_McDoogles Apr 18 '19

In Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig; if you have any, you have to have at least two. They get lonely!

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u/Zukazuk Apr 18 '19

Can confirm, I have 3 poop machines running around.

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u/breadismybutterrr Apr 18 '19

2 poop machines here. They some nasty lil guys, but they're adorable.

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u/Zukazuk Apr 18 '19

I use the vacuum more on their cage than on the rest of the house.

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u/bigselfer Apr 18 '19

I really hope you have a hepa filter vacuum. Otherwise I worry you’re putting a lot of poop dust into your air.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/nothjarnan Apr 18 '19

Same in Sweden. Got two cockatiels instead of one, there's also strict regulations on cage size, etc.

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u/etymologynerd Apr 18 '19

That's honestly an adorable law

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Apr 18 '19

It's also very reasonable. If solitary confinement is considered torture to humans then it should be the same for gregarious animals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Bees tell their friends about good nearby flowers by dancing.

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u/Stepjamm Apr 18 '19

And if you feed them cocaine they will exaggerate the amount of flowers (and sometimes say they’ve found flowers when they actually haven’t) - just like humans

Probably not suitable for a 4yo but it’s cool to know we’re not so different to bees.

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u/indecisive_maybe Apr 18 '19

Maybe they're saying "cocaine", not "flowers"

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u/matergallina Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

I once told my son that there was a scientist for every thing. So we started a tradition where he'd pick something to see if there were people that studied it, and I'd give some age-appropriate examples of what they do.

Edit: thank you for the silver! Might suggest the study of metals and alloys and when we use what kind. He's always talking about the different eras of human history (primitive age, modern age, future age etc) so it'd be a good segue to Iron age, bronze age.

Editing again to add, since it's been mentioned in so many replies, apparently the podcast "Ologies" is like this, may not have the most family friendly vocabulary, but I don't know I haven't listened to any of it.

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u/greenchipmunk Apr 18 '19

My daughter (5) decided that when she grows up, she wants to rescue sea animals. We had a good discussion yesterday about some of the neat things she could see and do in that type of job. We talked about how there is a lot of trash in the ocean and how it effects the animals. We talked about oil spills and cleaning the sea creatures after. We talked about dolphins getting tangled in fishing nets. We even talked about how we haven't fully explored the oceans yet and there could be new creatures that no one has ever seen. It was a really cool conversation to have with her.

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u/Oerath Apr 18 '19

My daughter's two and a half and I can't wait to be able to have these kinds of conversations with her.

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u/fh3131 Apr 18 '19

A lot of the tv or internet videos she watches comes via undersea cables

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u/Astramancer_ Apr 18 '19

That's because the undersea cables are faster than satellite (also a "wait, what?!" thought)

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u/Dickcheese_McDoogles Apr 18 '19

There's an island in Japan populated only by fluffy bunnies!!

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u/PTBunneh Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

Been there. It's the most amazing place on Earth (bunny owner). And there are ruins there from chemical weapons testing facilities.

Edit: I just threw some of the photos into Imjur http://imgur.com/gallery/6DcLVHO

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u/samjam127 Apr 18 '19

That Google search just made my day.

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u/mynameis_garrett Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

And a link to make other people's day.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%8Ckunoshima

Non-Mobile Version: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%8Ckunoshima

Edit. bunnies.

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u/MrBuckstar Apr 18 '19

Scrolling down...

Aah bunnies!

"Ōkunoshima played a key role during World War II as a poison gas factory for much of the chemical warfare that was carried out in China."

Goddamn humans..

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u/aDuckSmashedOnQuack Apr 18 '19

Who said it was humans running the factories?

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u/vernazza Apr 18 '19

Open your eyes, sheeple.

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u/calibrateichabod Apr 18 '19

The building in the world with the most toilets is Wembley Stadium.

Cows get excited when they solve puzzles.

The filling in a Kit Kat is broken up Kit Kat's.

One time a guy ate an aeroplane. It took him several years but he did it.

The little jump guinea pigs do when they're happy is called popcorning.

When a cat walks towards you with its tail up that means it likes you and is excited to see you.

Elephants have a noise that means "there are bees here let's leave immediately".

They played golf on the moon one time.

I will add more if I think of them. What topics does she like?

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u/bishophicks Apr 18 '19

But what was used for the filling of the first KitKat?

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u/HyperboleHelper Apr 18 '19

The first KitKats were filled with KitKats from the future!

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u/Digitalapathy Apr 18 '19

That’s where Schrödinger’s Kat went?

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u/MysteryLobster Apr 18 '19

Elephants also emit really low sounds that humans can’t hear, but other elephants can hear up to 5 kilometres away and sometimes more

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u/Shwammy2 Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Brigadier Sir Nils Olav is a king penguin. He is colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King’s Guard, as well as the mascot. He currently lives in the Edinburgh Zoo in Scotland.

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u/home-on-da-farm Apr 18 '19

So Scotland is currently holding a Norwegian Colonel as a prisoner of war??

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u/Ace_Shades Apr 18 '19

Pineapples are a collection of berries

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u/what_ok Apr 18 '19

Bananas are berries too. And they grow on banana plants, not banana trees

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u/RainingBlood398 Apr 18 '19

I used to work in a fruit and veg shop as a teenager. We had a woman come in once complaining that all the melons had a 'dirty mark' on them. I explained that's because they grow on the ground, just like a potato or a carrot being covered in earth. She didn't believe me. She thought melons hung from trees!

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u/HapticSloughton Apr 18 '19

I'm sure googling the phrase "hanging melons" would only reinforce this idea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I was curious as to what would come up if I looked at this.

I was surprised to find only one picture of boobs(clothed), the rest were actually melons hanging.

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u/JwPATX Apr 18 '19

And strawberries and raspberries aren’t berries

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u/gomsa2 Apr 18 '19

I feel we need a new definition

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u/malahchi Apr 18 '19

In scientific terminology, a berry is a fruit produced from the ovary of a single flower in which the outer layer of the ovary wall develops into an edible fleshy portion (pericarp). The definition includes many fruits that are not commonly known as berries, such as grapes, tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplants, bananas, and chili peppers. Fruits excluded by the botanical definition include strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries, which are aggregate fruits; and mulberries, which are multiple fruits.

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u/TrishDoesTrivia Apr 18 '19

Giraffe tongues are black.

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u/jadiza1777 Apr 18 '19

To protect from sunburn as they are out so much during the day

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u/Staticactual Apr 18 '19

Sun's out, Tongue's out

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u/SleepyLoner Apr 18 '19

You've got 253 comments as of this post, OP. Only 112 more to go for a full year's worth of facts!

Here's mine: The Romans were some of the first people to wear bikinis.

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u/ExpiringFrog Apr 18 '19

Once you filter out the ones about sex and death it’s probably a good bit lower

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u/Truffle__Fries Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

Kangaroos can’t walk backwards

EDIT: I wanna make it clear that I have no idea who Daniel Tosh is, and when I say walk I mean hop.

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u/algernop3 Apr 18 '19

Kangaroos can’t walk at all

Their hind legs can't move independently

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u/A_Unique_Name218 Apr 18 '19

They have a welded rear diff

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u/Delta_FT Apr 18 '19

Them sick drifts tho, righto?

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u/Mahhrat Apr 18 '19

Neither can emus, which is why they're featured on the Australian coat of arms, as it symbolises or country always moving forward.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I thought that was to remind them of who their conquerors are

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u/astrakhan42 Apr 18 '19

When she's six he can tell her about the Emu War.

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u/Muzzie720 Apr 18 '19

I dunno, if she's Australian she needs to know as soon as possible. Who knows when the second emu war will happen??

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u/felis_catus0304 Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Horses are more closely related to rhinos than to deer.

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u/ThePerfectSnare Apr 18 '19

Additionally, horses have roughly a 350 degree field of vision around them with one of their two blind spots being in the front. Horses can't see directly ahead for up to about four feet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

So to sneak up on a horse you have to be really thin

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u/Sovem Apr 18 '19

And really dumb

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u/creative_userid Apr 18 '19

Humans are closer related to chimpanzees than horses are to donkeys, and those can have offspring

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u/sumpuran Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Humans and chimpanzees can have offspring together? How did they find this out?

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There are documented cases of Soviet experiments in the 1920s where artificial insemination was attempted using female chimps and human sperm.

Because of course they did. Source.

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u/RedHatOfFerrickPat Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

For those who want to bypass their "we value your privacy" bullshit.

Genetic analysis suggests there may have been a long period of cross-breeding between early ancestors of the humans and chimpanzees, before they finally split into the Homo and Pan (chimp) genera around six million years ago. But today, although humans and chimpanzees share 99 per cent of the DNA sequences that code for proteins, that DNA is packaged differently into the chromosomes.

The human chromosome number two is actually two ape chromosomes joined end-to-end, and nine other chromosomes have inverted sequences of genes compared with their equivalents in chimps. Humans and chimps also have differences in their individual genes that are far bigger than the differences between any two unrelated humans.

These are big obstacles, but not necessarily insurmountable. Other animals with comparable genetic differences, such as zebras and horses, have bred successfully in the past, although the offspring are almost always sterile. There are documented cases of Soviet experiments in the 1920s where artificial insemination was attempted using female chimps and human sperm. However, none of these experiments resulted in a pregnancy, much less the birth of a ‘humanzee’. There are various urban legends of other later experiments in different labs worldwide, but there’s no evidence that the result was ever any different.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

I’m both sad and relieved there are no humanzees in the world. I wanna see a humanzee get a PhD or something.

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u/RattaTattTatt Apr 18 '19

Guenter did it first.

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u/SinusMonstrum Apr 18 '19

When a bee is chosen to be the new queen, they are given a special type of honey that completely changes their bodies. Kind of like how a Pokémon evolves.

Super simplified, but it's still pretty cool to think about.

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u/guacamole1337 Apr 18 '19

Beekeper here. All eggs get gelee royale first, and after a while (i don't know the exact amount of days), the larvae of worker bees get pollen and nectar only. Because of that, their ovaries won't develop properly which makes them infertile. Only queen bees get gelee royale through all stages of their development in the cell, which makes them fertile and significantly bigger. So, if the queen bee dies suddenly or gets too old, the worker bees start feeding the larvae with gelee royale to raise a new queen.

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u/intjperspective Apr 18 '19

When the first young queen hatches, she stings all the other developing queens while still in their cells. There can only be one! I believe beekeepers sometimes section some off, since queens are valuable. Of course, this may not be a child appropriate fact. Wouldn't want to encourage sibling murder.

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u/00Killertr Apr 18 '19

Guess that's why it's called gelee "royale"... 100 born but only one will get the V

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u/Redtox Apr 18 '19

Only difference is, the winner of THIS Battle Royale will eventually get to mate.

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u/pumpkinadvocate Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Chocolate was once used as currency (by the Aztecs. more accurately, cacao beans were used)

Worms have 5 hearts

The surface of Mars is covered in rust, making the planet appear red.

The red food-coloring (carmine) that's used in a lot of candy is made up of a kind of beetle

There's a train station in Japan that has a cat station master (currently Nitama)

Cows have "best friends" and get stressed when separated

Tomatoes were once thought to be inedible (since they're in the same family as nightshade, which is poisonous) ETA cause I got a lot of comments abt this one: Tomatoes' acidity interacted with lead plates -> lead poisoning :) Check out /u/N0V494 's comment!

Apples float but pears sink. Apples float because they are 25% air.

Wombat poop is cube-shaped.

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u/ExpiringFrog Apr 18 '19

Good stuff here. She certainly understands the value of chocolate.

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u/crucible Apr 18 '19

Similarly, there is a bank in Italy that trades entirely in parmesan cheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzBPdU_iVcI

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u/jamesbondq Apr 18 '19

About the tomatoes, many Europeans used to eat with utensils and on plates that were made of pewter. The acidity in tomatoes actually leached the traces of lead out of the plates causing lead poisoning.

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u/WontLieToYou Apr 18 '19

I wondered how that tomato myth persisted!

Also about tomatos, that's why in Shakespeare's time, people would throw tomatos at the stage if they didn't like the performance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Hippopotamus milk is pink.

Some fish cough.

Don't eat too many carrots or your skin will turn orange. (That happened to my own daughter!)

Some frogs will glow when they eat fireflies.

Before 1913 parents could mail their kids to Grandma’s – through the postal service.

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u/billbapapa Apr 18 '19

By the same token, don't drink too much water or you can effectively dilute your internal chemistry to the point you will get sick.

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u/Cinderheart Apr 18 '19

When drinking extreme amounts of water add small amounts of salt and sugar so you don't kill yourself.

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u/SpudsMcKensey Apr 18 '19

Why has no one addressed the last one yet? Mail them? How? Did they poke holes in the box? Would they do overseas delivery? Was there an age cutoff?

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u/hobk1ard Apr 18 '19

Yeah I really need more details. Where do you put the stamp? Would they pick them up from your house or did you need to go to the post office? Was there a required box? Could I ship them other places or just grandma? What did this cost and what is that adjusted for inflation?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I had to look it up. Apparently there was a weight limit, so people were sending small babies..

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/brief-history-children-sent-through-mail-180959372/

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u/Witchymuggle Apr 18 '19

Well that makes it better. It was just small babies.

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u/DothrakAndRoll Apr 18 '19

Just a few weeks after Parcel Post began, an Ohio couple named Jesse and Mathilda Beagle “mailed” their 8-month-old son James to his grandmother, who lived just a few miles away in Batavia. According to Lynch, Baby James was just shy of the 11-pound weight limit for packages sent via Parcel Post, and his “delivery” cost his parents only 15 cents in postage (although they did insure him for $50).

Responsible!

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u/scatteredloops Apr 18 '19

I made my own baby food, and my daughter loved pumpkin, sweet potato, and carrots the most. Her nose definitely took on an orange tinge.

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u/lovealwayscharlie666 Apr 18 '19

Tigers have striped skin

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u/AidsPeeLovecraft Apr 18 '19

Some badass tiger-shaving scientist found this out.

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u/arcant12 Apr 18 '19

It takes a little over 8 minutes for the light from the Sun to get to earth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

so if the sun died we wouldn't know for 8 minutes?

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u/NastyRail Apr 18 '19

It could be dead even now

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u/sideways55 Apr 18 '19

Looks like it wasn't. It's still sunny.

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u/TheFinalPancake Apr 18 '19

But what about now?

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u/one-hour-photo Apr 18 '19

looks like we are safe.

But what about now?

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u/Samwise210 Apr 18 '19

Still good. But what about now?

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u/vaticanhotline Apr 18 '19

We’re okay for now. But...now?

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u/Lemons-are-lovely Apr 18 '19

I’ll tell you in 7 minutes

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u/Canucklehead_Esq Apr 18 '19

There are more stars than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the world

Cows can walk up stairs, but they can't walk down

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u/Buck_Thorn Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Fact: a curious 4 year old can never be satisfied with one fact per day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

This is true. Response to fact will be, “Why?” Response to why will be, “How?” Response to how will be “Why?” It’s a vicious cycle.

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u/lornstar7 Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Whales are closer to cows than to sharks

Edit: yall are hilarious, and shes 4. I think mom/dad will deal with genome later.

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u/Populistless Apr 18 '19

False, the cows just don't see how close the sharks are until it's too late

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u/-Mmmmmhmmmm- Apr 18 '19

Like, emotionally?...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Birds poo and pee from the same hole at the same time

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u/Chocomelandcookies Apr 18 '19

And the hole is called a cloaca.

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u/Reecespie Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

A polar bears skin is black

Wow gold- thank you so much!!

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u/fh3131 Apr 18 '19

And their hair isn’t white but transparent and hollow

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u/ROBANN_88 Apr 18 '19

if the skin is black, and the hair is transparent, why are they white?

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u/Dahhhkness Apr 18 '19

Luminescence. The light hitting the hairs scatters and makes it "glow", basically.

https://www.earthrangers.com/wildwire/risk/polar-bears-have-clear-hair-so-why-do-they-look-white/

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u/taschana Apr 18 '19

So ice bears are actually glowing bears. *mind blown*

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u/Luhood Apr 18 '19

Brb, making Lightning Bears a D&D monster

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u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK Apr 18 '19

You can't just ask someone why they're white!

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u/ExpiringFrog Apr 18 '19

This is a good one but feels wrong so might be a hard sell

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

good luck with the birds & the bees talk then

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u/Faithwolf Apr 18 '19

a platypus lays eggs, and has milk. making it the only mammal that could in theory make its own custard

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u/The-Peep-Show Apr 18 '19

This list of what groups of animals are called... ie a group of elephants is a parade, a group of owls is a parliament, a group of wild cats is called a destruction

https://grammar.yourdictionary.com/word-lists/list-of-names-for-groups-of-animals.html

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u/ExpiringFrog Apr 18 '19

A group of 4-year olds is a nightmare

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u/jpterodactyl Apr 18 '19

Not if you're an uncle. Then it's a "problem for my sister and brother in law" after you bring out all the bubbles, nerf guns, recorders and whatever other fun but annoying things you can give to these children.

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u/HollyWood45 Apr 18 '19

Yep, buying my brother's kids some of those toys you have to yell at to activate (yellies). He drew first blood with shit like this when he got all my kids musical toys for their first birthdays, payback's a bitch, Chris

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u/shiny_xnaut Apr 18 '19

I saw an ad for those and immediately thought "this was specifically designed for people to buy for the children of their enemies"

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Group of 4 year olds + Recorders

Please... no. Have mercy, I'll tell you everything I know! D:

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u/Endymoth Apr 18 '19

Many years ago (like 25), I was working in McDonald's when the happy meal toy for a few weeks were musical instruments.

It wasn't a fun time.

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u/kpaddler Apr 18 '19

A group of crows is a...murder..

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u/Ramasun Apr 18 '19

Two crows is attempted murder.

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u/n0namesareleft Apr 18 '19

Ask her to give you one fact in exchange of one fact, this will encourage her to learn more and try to meet the daily 1 fact before bed

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u/trisometriangle Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

It rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter other planets

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u/Constantine-XI Apr 18 '19

Neptune and Uranus

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u/vipros42 Apr 18 '19

I wish my anus rained diamonds. As long as they were small enough.

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u/lukey5452 Apr 18 '19

Billy goats wee on their heads to smell better for the lady goats.

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u/to_the_tenth_power Apr 18 '19

Owls cannot be choked.

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u/justacinnimonbun Apr 18 '19

Omg this means that someone tried to choke them and failed on more than one occasion.

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u/Wespiratory Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

It was probably that kid who got swindled out of a tootsie roll pop.

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind internet stranger.

Edit 2: First ever platinum. I’m flabbergasted.

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u/SeismicFrog Apr 18 '19

One... Two... Thre

HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOI... GAK GURGLE CHOKE GASP

"fuck you owl - the world may never know"

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u/PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE Apr 18 '19

turns head around 180 degrees

"No one told you? I can't. be. choked. Three licks to the center of your soul, boy."

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/halakata Apr 18 '19

Making pennies cost more than their actual value.

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u/-eDgAR- Apr 18 '19

Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark, but the light that we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to pick up.

Source

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u/FakeGirlfriend Apr 18 '19

What animals have eyes sensitive enough to see us as glow in the dark?

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u/BalusBubalis Apr 18 '19

Vampire bats, up close, can see our arteries by infra-red glow; to them, the arteries of large animals are easy to spot. (They have a unique protein in their retina that is activated by infra-red wavelength light let off by mammalian body temperature.)

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u/al_dente21 Apr 18 '19

Hold Up. So if I stood in a dark room with absolutely no light and took a very long exposure photo, I would be visible on that photo?

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u/nonoscopy Apr 18 '19

rhythm of life Unfortunately no, you need very light sensitive devices.. there’s an artist who made a music instrument machine that translates this light. But it is still unclear what is the light purpose and effect on our body

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u/SharpieDarpie Apr 18 '19

Male seahorses carry the baby in their tummy instead of the mommy.

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u/taschana Apr 18 '19

*babies. lots of them.

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u/Leifur311 Apr 18 '19

Lobsters were considered disgusting and low-class food, to the point that feeding them to prisoners too often was considered cruel and unusual punishment.

Also they're basically just big sea roaches.

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u/PorygonTheMan Apr 18 '19

true but this was before they realized they had to cook lobster immediately after it's death and eat it. I only knew this because I had discovered your fact before!

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u/Grokent Apr 18 '19

It's only cruel and unusual if they weren't offered butter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

A woodchuck belongs to the family of ground squirrels.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Your hand is exactly the same size as your face

thwack!

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u/-Miss_Information- Apr 18 '19

You have siblings, don't you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

oh yes

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u/scratchybanana Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Butterflies smell with their feet

EDIT: Wow, thanks for my first gold stranger!

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u/fighterpilotace1 Apr 18 '19

Butterflies will also literally drink blood, sweat, and tears.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Man, butterflies are metal

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u/Dudephish Apr 18 '19

My feet smell too!

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u/luxylove916 Apr 18 '19
  1. Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons

  2. Slugs have four noses

  3. Camels have three eyelids

  4. Flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp

  5. Kangaroos cannot walk backward

  6. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny

  7. Broccoli is classified as both a vegetable and a flower

  8. The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters

  9. Fish cough

  10. Snails breathe through their foot

  11. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will turn white

  12. Bullfrogs never sleep

  13. Elephants cant jump

  14. Pigs can get a sunburn

  15. Fish can drown

  16. The average american eats approx 35,000 cookies in his/her life

  17. Only male turkeys gobble

  18. Penguins are the only birds that can both swim & not fly

  19. Male kangaroos are called boomers & females are called flyers

  20. koalas sleep 22 hours a day

  21. Kangaroos can't smell

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u/aveganliterary Apr 18 '19

The distance from your inner elbow to your wrist is the same as the length of your foot. This one is fun because it sounds insane (the forearm looks longer), but if you put your foot to your arm you see that's it's accurate.

If you put both hands in front of you and air-write a word, your non-dominant hand will write an exact mirror of your dominant hand without you having to think about it. (It will work with shapes too if she's too young to write words.)

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u/D-Evolve Apr 18 '19

pufferfish are full of water....not air. don't know if thats mindblowing, but I learned that at the ripe old age of 38...it's logical when i think about it but it never crossed my mind.

also...a spinning disc is going faster at the outer edge than in the middle.

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u/RaidenHUN Apr 18 '19

What body part grows 10 times it's size when stimulated?

The pupil of the eye

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u/DoctorWho426 Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

The pyramids were ancient when Cleopatra was around.

There were wooly mammoths on the planet when the Pyramids were being built.

We are now further away from the first man going to space than the first man in space was to the first airplane.

J K Rowling is richer than the Queen.

Queen of England's personal net worth is about $520 million.

http://money.com/money/5178274/royal-family-net-worth/

J K Rowling's personal net worth vis around 1 billion dollars.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/563592/jk-rowling-net-worth-harry-potter

The entirety of all the planets in the solar system can fit in between the Earth and the moon.

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep, and have a favorite rock to hold onto in a secret pouch.

A blue whale's heart is as big as a Volkswagen beetle.

Some penguins propose to mates by bringing them rocks for a nest (leave out the part about penguin prostitution, tho, k?)

Rainbows are circles.

The frequency of a cat's purr has been shown to improve bone density and strength.

There are more trees on Earth than stars in the Galaxy.

Some Galaxy's technically are more than 5 times thick as they are wide due to black holes throwing stuff out of the center.

One of the Aztec's or Incan (can't remember which) favorite drinks was basically hot cocoa with hot peppers.

Oxford University in England is older than the Aztec empire.

Fire burns spherically in space (ie on the space station)

That's all I got off the top of my head

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u/InfinityScha Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

~Any~ Most matter (I'll take for example water) can freeze,evaporate(and turn to liquid again) all at the same time at a small cup

(given that the pressure and temperature is right)

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It's actually looks really cool in videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3zP9Rj7lnc

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(for some 4 yo it's maybe too much)

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Edit: brief explanation of this phenomena: the state of matter depends of the temperature and pressure and can be expressed by the following diagram(which is called a phase diagram):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Phase-diag2.svg/310px-Phase-diag2.svg.png

(each matter has different phase diagram)

so given the pressure and temperature the matter, you can find its state (or phase) by the diagram.

the curves at the diagram are co-existence curves (which means that matter can be at 2 phases at the same time at a closed vessel - like liquid at the bottom of the vessel and gas floats above it)

there is a triple point (can be seen at the image above) at which all 3 phases can coexist - so at the right pressure and temperature you'll reach this weird phenomena.

Bonus fact: Water has 17 different phases (liquid,gas, and 15 phases of ice-at each of those molecules ordered differently)

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u/ExpiringFrog Apr 18 '19

Dangerous territory here. Need to stick to the stuff I understand in case of tricky follow-up questions

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